S. Vance
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Joined 09-03-04, id: 434138
Author has written 2 stories for Action, and Fantasy.

News update: I removed the short story, "The Cutter" because I'm trying to get it published in a magazine. The poem "Hillsboro Vampires" has also been removed just because I think it sucked and would like to re-write it.

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I write mainly fantasy and horror, but I do not restrict myself to these genres. My current story is called "VAMPIRES! (and other demons...but we like the vampires more)." It's a parody. My plan is to turn the vampire cliche's into twisted humor because I'm tired of the same old lovey-dovey vampire crap that's circulating the web these days.

My dislike for the mushy vampire romances is evident in the book I wrote and self-published as well. I stuck with some cliches, but at least the main vampire attraction isn't a sappy "love-muffin." He's a pyscho who takes pleasure in torturing his victims. The book is ironically called "Vampires Don't Exist." It started out as a just-for-fun story on the website Quizilla! and it quickly climbed the highest rated list. People seemed to like the break from the average vampire novels on the book shelves these days. Check it out for yourself. It's available for purchase as an e-book and paperback (this link also has a summary): http://www.lulu.com/browse/book_view.php?fCID=181422

If you have a myspace, add me:

http://myspace.com/vampiresdontexist

http://myspace.com/diesiraebook -- My second book soon to be released. There's a book trailer there, so check it out.

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Nightmare Book one: Seperate by Midnight-owl666 reviews
*Redone* Book one of Nightmare is a collection of stories from six teenagers who come together to fight the growing evil surronding them
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/21/2007
In The Time Of Judgement by A Black Flag reviews
Michael Fontana awakes in a strange town, unsure of what's happened and how he arrived. A search for the truth leads to a horrible situation. Chaptered story. RR First piece in several years.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006
Demon Fighter by MistressLove reviews
Shyla, a female vampire, is shocked to learn that she is the love interest of the demon king, and is also wanted by a powerful warrior coven to battle these demons. Contains adult language and violence
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004
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VAMPIRES! reviews
Parody of all the cliche vampire stories out there today...including my own book :P
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007
Debt Repaid Leviathan
Leviathan must be defeated in battle and then indebted to his conqueror
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete