Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? /REMOVED/

Dragons, sorcerers, shapeshifters, blood curses...Sonam didn't care for the fairytales and scary stories told to mortal children. They weren't really real, after all? Or so she thought, until she finds herself stuck across the Mountains, held captive by a megalomaniacal shape-shifting Phera who is convinced she's his tribe's "chosen one".

Ric killed his chance the same day he killed Meggin's Skipper doll. And Meggin isn't exactly Ric's ideal 'Girl Next Door.' But, hey, cliché has always been cliché and pretty soon it's gonna get tired of waiting. revised chapters 1 to 6 posted

Forced into a bond that forever ties her life to the last black dragon known to man in order to save her brother, Artemis must discover how to deal with a world that will do anything to see them fall, while trying not to fall for the dragon herself. "Your brother killed the last of my kin," the dark dragon rumbled, "So you will be my bride, and pay for his mistake."

STORY REMOVED. There's a theory that, when you love someone, you minimize their faults until they aren't even distinguishable. Reese meets Lynx. Both are so screwed up it's hard to believe they haven't been shot.

Quiet, apathetic Eden is known as the Loon. She's the lurker, the lookout, the one who watches from the shadows and learns. Aid and evade is all she knows. Her partner, Roselle, is the Lotus and the temptress - tasked with seducing the king. Too bad that once the king starts chasing the Loon, Eden's role in their high-stakes mission goes from a gamble...to just plain scrambled.

g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.

It all started when I fell through a rickety old floor and landed on this notoriously cold guy named Clark Russell...I sat up, shocked at what had just transpired, and found myself straddling him. Go me.

Meet Nora - shy, sweet, and just a little bit sassy. Nora's going to have her world turned upside down by a wolf in a black suit. Hopefully she'll make it through uninjured. *A Wolfen Tale*

Serafine LeFrey is one of the most powerful witches on earth. As far as she's concerned, there's not a human, demon, or shifter male alive worthy enough to call himself her mate. But when she gets kidnapped to another universe and becomes the obsession of a dragon, she might finally have to admit she's in over her head.

Finale of the Blessed Princess Series: Princess Nastasya, or rather, Nat, the Forgotten Princess, is happy with her life as the palace steward. She has no interest in her mother's efforts to marry her to a nobleman nor any desire but for a simple, ordinary life. Until her father, King Linus, collapses from a dreadful, slow acting poison with only one cure... (Full summary inside)

Adelaide Ryan: her pack's weakest link. A pocket-sized werewolf who suffers from shifter performance issues…Basically, she's stuck in her lowly human form and is about as scary as a bunny rabbit. Rafe Greywood: the big, bad alpha who won't give her the time of day. But that's okay, 'cause she's totally not in love with him. Nope. No way. [REMOVED]

First in the Blessed Princess Series: Princess Reanna, first in line for the throne, has reached marriageable age and it's time for her to settle down with her betrothed. As the future queen, this doesn't bother her. As the princess cursed with the improper attitude to be a suitable princess, this is a large problem for her queen mother. (Full Summary Inside...)

SEQUEL TO OUAN. The sale and production of the BlissMaxx pill has spread worldwide. The famine in Chimera, city of Nightmares, has escalated to desperation. The newly crowned king will do whatever it takes to save the Nightmares, and that includes finding a way into the mortal world—a breach never before attempted and potentially disastrous.

Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!

This Story is now a NOVEL! You can find a copy, that has been revised again at the following web address /3421186. This has been rewritten! Never being a social butterfly Estelle seeks solace in the one thing she knows best cars. When she meets the guy of her dreams her world is turned upside down and she is unsure what to.

For her own safety, Flor Selva has been hidden away deep in the mountains of Colorado since birth. Her only friend is the cougar that stalks the forest behind her house. When her uncle dies, she's taken into foster care in a town she was told is dangerous. Now, suddenly, strange things are happening to her body, and the terrifying yet gorgeous boy at school won't leave her alone.

Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.

Nightmares and Dreams are actual creatures who invade human minds as embodied fears and joys. Violet doesn't use the new BlissMax pill designed to give good dreams (or any modern niceties, thanks Dad), and one night, a Nightmare—the fear of hell—enters her enticingly un-medicated mind and gets trapped.

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

A Prince of the Merfolk can live as he pleases, until he's caught. Spoiled Prince Luc has blond hair, blue eyes, and a brilliant set of fins. He's trapped on land to pay his debt to society, and ends up hooked straight through the heart by the love of a human girl. It's only a matter of time before his vengeful cousins find her, and what happens after that won't be pretty.

He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.

Cathy is now a vampire, but her transformation may affect the lives of everyone around her. As she fights an inner war with herself, and struggles to cope with the evil within her , Ree moves closer for the kill.

The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.

Hannah Ayers and Jake Allen had hated each other for longer than they could remember. But when a car accident leaves Hannah with amnesia, she can’t remember him at all. Jake could use this to a nefarious advantage…or enjoy a clean slate. Tough choice.

She was an outcasted orphan with a two year old son. He was the murderer who lived next door.

this story is a one shot, and it is a tribute to my Mother. The Doctors gave her two years to live, about twenty years before she died. She hung and when people asked how she manged to beat the odds she said, "Heaven doesn't want me, and the Devil is Afraid I'll take over." and so I got to thinking...

OK, everybody has had the thought, "I wish I could go back to THEN, Knowing what I know now" - but they usually want to be a teen again, or a young adult. But what if you're 55, and suddenly you're in a six year old body?

Ezra snorted, grey eyes barely flickering to her. "I don't need to resort to sexual harassment to get what I want, blondie."

I really hate 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs. Why? Because I only realize that the floor is wet AFTER I start to slide at a dangerous speed. This can't be good. R&R.

Major Sam Hermano just wants to go home on leave. He foils a hijacking, but dies in the process. He manages to return from the dead - but in the body of a man he killed - and they have to share this body. Life can get really complicated after you're dead.

The trouble with being a Predator is that, sometimes, you need to make sure you're not the Prey

What if there was suddenly an attack on earth - but no follow up?

*Removed* She found him washed upon the shore bloody and bruised. His long fish like tail was incredibly stunning, as was his face, but when she took him home to nurse him, he thanked her by trying to drag her under the waves and make her his mate.

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A handsome playboy. A shy jock. A flirty troublemaker. A bossy control freak. A tomboy princess. They weren't quite the Breakfast Club, but they were an inseparable Brat Pack. Right? A stunning rebel, a classy charmer, and fate will put that to the test.

My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?

Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.

He's taller than me. He's smarter than me. He's got the entire mafia behind his back while I have bread crumbs from this morning's food fight stuck TO my back. And to top it off: he's much, much nastier. So remind me. What are my chances of winning again?

When Kelly sent a letter to a famous musician her sophomore year of college, she never expected a reply. She forgot about it & life went on. Now, a year later, she gets a reply. She never could have expected the turmoil one simple fan letter could bring.

In our first real conversation, David told me he thought I was "weird." What was weird was that I was living with my senile grandma, who runs a impromptu halfway house for people like David to swoop in and get to sleep in my bedroom for a month or three.

It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**

REMOVED - READ TRICK REVISED.

2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?

Nemue, Luc's daughter, is stolen, cursed, and sent back in time. She doesn't know she's a fairy, or that Prince Braedan of Orkneyjar has found her at last. Honestly, this is a disaster. I can now resume work on it because final edit on SOAP is done.

She fought evil by moonlight, she won love, or she tried to win love, by daylight. She was the one named...

..."I'm a mistake," he continued. "You deserve someone better." I smiled suddenly..."Are you saying you love me too?" ONE-SHOT

Sephira is known by the enemies as Ian's Valkyrie, a fearsome Sorceress. In reality, she wants nothing more than for her father to stop caring about war and to love his family more. Her wishes are trampled when he gives her away in exchange for his life.

A girl has a dream about the perfect boy. Will she ever find him again?

On a pointless quest, lost in the Forest of Gloom and Darkness, a reluctant hero, a stubborn dwarf, a vapid elf maiden and a highly-educated troll have a few drinks and lament their plight. Written for the April WCC.

I didn't know much about the world, let alone the universe. And then he came with all his stories, and I thought that maybe that was what life was like. Maybe not with a happy ending, but at least an ending. How wrong was I.

Emma hates Raphael, who just thinks she's a little funny for never seeing it before. And then the remote just wants to do its job.

Meet Miranda, who drowns in numbers and wants to go to Europe.

Spring means a lot of things to a lot of different people.

Discontinued.

Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum

Alex is a witch in love. With her stepbrother. She is also engaged to the hottest guy on earth. Unfortunately. Then there is the dead guy. Oh, and all the Undead crawling around her hometown. But that's normal for the life of Alexiel Du Val. Alex Book I

A Last Chance Traveling Show story. The Chancers have a mysterious new member--a Japanese lady who seems bent on alienating everyone. Yes, she has a dark and tragic past, but was she on her way to being a monster even before that?

As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.

With the time of my impending doom fast approaching, there is little left to do but become the most beloved in the lands. But nobody ever said it would be easy. And it's still unclear whether I really will be awakened...or sleep for an eternity.

Dmitri, a faun, wants desperately to find the mate who will give him both love, and the energy that her carnal release provides. Callie is an unloved and abused girl, but Dmitri recognizes a certain something in her...

Princess Arabella, held captive in the highest room of the tallest tower of the Castle of Sinister Death, reads a fantasy novel and dreams of a different sort of hero. Winner of the Deon Hofmeyr Prize for 2009.

A new and fantastical circus arrives in town, and Ollie Dunhop quickly realizes that it is not quite what it seems. The truth, she finds, is stranger than she first thought possible.

Lucien the towns bad boy befriends, Spero the towns recluse. Through this friendship and her own curiosity Spero finds herself knee deep in the towns secrets, putting her life in danger, and only Lucien can save her.

Taylor, who works at a greeting card store, wants nothing more than to be given a Valentine of her own. But what happens when she has to sell one to the boy she secretly likes?

Dallas is the perfect being. As far as she can tell, that means participating in all the cult rituals, performing miracles at regular intervals, and never doing anything that might offend anyone ever. No wonder she ran away.

“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”

Shoes. Lust. Hockey. PoliSci midterms. Shoes. How one guy is vanquished by a really awesome pair of pumps. One-shot.

You go hurtling towards your fate at an excess of 500 feet per second. One single miscalculation and your pod could end up just about anywhere. It happens more often than Command would care to admit. Which is exactly what happened to my squad.

An infection after my last miscarriage had rendered me both barren and, consequently, expendable.

So what? Who cares if I steal pamphlets, mailboxes, and dentures. Nobody. But what they do care about is the fact that I ended up with Track Cambridge’s jockstrap. I mean, some girl offered me fifty bucks if she could smell it.

When I was born, my parents wanted me to be a doctor. They chose compassion, duty, and peace as my Three. They hoped these emotions would allow me to connect with others, while pushing me to do what was best for the Coalition and accept others choices.

She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED

The following is a dramatized version of events caused by constant error message on this webpage. No keyboards were harmed in the making of this haiku.

Ainomegami is the dating experience of the future! Find your soul mate in 5 matches or less, guaranteed! Just ignore the media rumours about it being filled with dodgy old men pretending to be girls

Sequel. With Kale defeated Ella thought her life would be quiet, well as quiet as it could be with being a member of a werewolf pack, her boyfriend being a vampire and having nonhumans for friends. But Ella isn't that lucky. Problems seem to find her.

Dr Carl Reid has performed experiments on babies, changing their DNA to change their appearance. From blue eyes to brown eyes. From brown hair to blonde hair. But then, something unforeseen has happened.

The last time she'd talked to him, he was wearing a coconut bra, a grass skirt, and more makeup than a Las Vegas prostitute. Peyton Schulyer could only wonder at the intricacies of Fate that left her cryptography partners with Jordan Cross.

A being floats through space and ponders it's purpose. oneshot

Working at the local diner is not the most thrilling job in the world, but when Penelope meets a strange group of boys, her world is thrown into total and utter chaos. And that was before she found out about their "pack"...

One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.

The proposal to run a subway line through hell was first introduced in January by a tastefully dressed man with a clipboard, horn-rimmed glasses, and a triangular tail.

Renee is an orphan that loves only two things: her guitar and the haunted cherry tree on the orphanage grounds. What will happen when she discovers the secret of the boy buried beneath the tree?

Set in the future, the recently divorced Ms. Sydney Grey is recovering from a car accident. She is told by her doctor that it would be wise to get a synthetic. She agrees and grows closer to her android than was intended and romance insues.

One word to describe me? Fearless. One word to describe him? Annoying. For a guy supposedly known for being polite, kind, and fun to be around, he sure was rude, petty, and no fun whatsoever. But, then again, he thought the same thing about me.

Lindy Lee Jones is a socially retarded, destructive adolescent staving off teenage angst by avoiding soap opera drama. It figures she'd meet a pog warrior who's so well-adjusted.

Sheltered by her family's wealth, Mia McKinley was happy. But when she discovers her grandmother might still be alive, her cocooned life is shattered. Now, with the help of two boys, she must find out what she really wants. //REMOVED//

Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?

Once, when she was a little girl, she had brushed against the darkness.

She bought the cabin on an impulse during the summer, back when she truly believed that all she wanted to do was get away from the world and paint. Unfortunately, elves don't care much for artistic retreats and they have no respect at all for privacy.

SKoW Nominee! Lindy thinks she's doing him a favor, mailing the love letter he left behind on the bus. Little does she know that it may be the other way around.

Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.

You know the song title: "Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off." What if it's true? A good girl decides to step into the shoes of a bad girl for one night as a test and use a boy that is normally a user. It's time to lie.

She thinks she lost her cell phone, everyone else thinks she lost her virginity, and the guy thought to be responsible for her 'deflowering' has no problem adding fuel to the fire.

In this land, the High Crown Prince is blind, an Evil Sorceress cares more for style than killing, and the Hero the High King just sent out to rescue his son was really a girl. Turning the old saying "Love at first sight", these three have a unique story.

Casey has a special talent that she never knew she had. Unfortunately, she's not the only one that knows about it.

Taken down.

ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."

Werewolves are hostile, aggressive, and all together control freaks. I am seen as a child in their eyes, even though I'm almost an adult in the pack laws. They want to protect me when I can take care of myself. Will I show them or prove them right?

ONESHOT. He always stole my Halloween ideas. When I came as a piece of ham, he was cheese. When I was a princess, he was supposedly my prince. Then I came as LC, and he said he was Brody Jenner. I wonder what idea of mine he’s going to steal this year...

Rachel has always been a little different, but when an invisible boy announces that she only has six months to live, "crazy" takes on a whole new meaning.

This story is so cool, it doesn't even need a plot.

You'd think, after frat boys and university courses, that Alice Bathers had seen it all. When renting an apartment at Wonderland Apt.s, however, she finds that things are more topsy turvy than she imagined.

Riley is part of a boarding house full of others like her, commonly and rudely known as witches. When a new resident comes into the town, rumors of what he is circulate, and only Riley seems to figure a few things out as time goes on. More to it, try it!

Snow White leaves Prince Charming and, taking her 7 children, sets off across the kingdom only to discover that a fearful curse is upon the land! A curse! Curse! After meeting up with a very melodramatic Fairy Godmother, Snow White sets off on her quest.

-ONE SHOT- He was just the creepy dude who insisted on hovering over my shoulder every morning while I tried to drink my coffee. Obviously the only reason I let him keep doing it without punching him in the face was because he always helped me finish the daily crossword. That had to be the only reason... right?

This is just a sotry I'm posting to blow off steam, so I can't guarantee how often I'll post. A girl moves in next door to a guy who's absolutely perfect. He's hot, smart, nice... to everyone but her. She instantly rises to the challenge... he's goin' dow

Justin Clements, a moderately famous author, is asked to give a talk at the squalid local writers' group. He realises that something very odd is going on. Does he know these people? More importantly, do they know him?

She silently kicked herself for losing concentration because she found the sight of him disemboweling a dead rat strangely attractive.

It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?

I would take anything he gives me, and languish with it happily. It's a bloody scary thought. Because he doesn't want me. At least... I didn't think he wanted me. *One-Shot & Companion to Floundering*

Meet Suki- a sensitive soul misunderstood by her peers- 'scary goth girl'. Meet Shin- a Korean boy prettier than girls with an uncanny knowledge of makeup brands -'lady killer smile'. Now only if they could stop trying to kill each other...

June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...

(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.

I stole his latte, he stole my cab. I stole his pen, he stole my diary. I stole his umbrella...he stole my heart. It’s funny how fate works out. ONESHOT

So. Now I have nothing better to do than to stalk men on trains. Men who are dangerous, strange, more than a little perverted, possibly slightly gay, and, of course, intolerably intelligent.

-Het- When you're the captain of a spaceship, you don't expect to spend your only day off locked in a closet. You also don't expect to find someone's secret journal hidden on a shelf. But Cassidy is a special sort of person.

When Leslie decides to hide in an elevator to escape her boss, she learns very quickly that elevators aren't as fun as they were when she was a kid. So, being the kid at heart, she decides to make it fun. One-shot.

Jordans has liked her best friend forever, yet he has a perfect girlfriend. Enter Warrick, their schools resident 'bad boy'. What happens? Well... a little bit of everything.

Sure, the experiment was a weird idea - reading people by comparing them to junk food. I mean, there was nothing better to do at Fresh Mart. But now my cute co-worker thinks I'm crazy and wants me to conduct the experiment on him. Uh oh. ONE-SHOT.

So this cute guy I see everywhere on campus suddenly went from being a semi-stranger to the guy I'm being paid to hit on. It started with a bet... ONE-SHOT SKOW ROUND 7 NOMINEE

So maybe my best friend chose his girlfriend over me, and maybe he only remembered my birthday a week after it had passed. The scrap of paper on my locker said: "I R SORRY." How could I stay mad at a boy who apologized like that? Oneshot.

The number one reason to avoid coffee and donut shops: the ex-boyfriend you never got over is a cop, and you can never be too sure where or when you’ll run into him. ONE-SHOT

She was beautiful, he was not. She was envied, he was not. But above all this talk from people, she saw something in him...something he could not see....Beauty.

Iris Locke's life revolves around Renaissance art and school - that is until she meets beautiful, rich and brilliant Otis Chevalier. The only problem? He's mute. Can Iris help Otis find his words? Or will their 'perfect' relationship go up in smoke?

So maybe he doesn't know my name. So maybe I like that.

Complete rewrite of CBAG. And I mean complete rewrite, new main character and abilities. Evie has only used her strange ability three times in her life, and The Sanctuary still manage to find her. Is there a darker side to this seemingly safe haven?

For years, they unequivocally loathed one another. But then they found out that one hand washing the other benefited them both. And just like that, things began to change. And all it took was a band called Funk You & a broken camera. FIN.

SKoW Challenge. People who are afraid of stickers are people, too. Just ask Katie.

STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.

Jazz and Jason met under...interesting circumstances. Falling in love wasn't in the plan, but then again, neither was getting kidnapped. Will they ever find themselves free again? Or will they be trapped forever? Can LOVE really conqueor ALL? Even science

He's the greatest thief in the high Sahara, and he makes his living stealing from the royal family. A glittering new necklace has caught his attention, and the only thing that stands between him and his new prize is the Princess it was made for.

One-shot "Ava, what is your problem?" "You, Jared Ashby. You are my problem. You stole all the kiss right out of me, you jerk!"

“There she goes, there she goes again. Racing through my brain, and I just can’t contain, the feeling that remains.” He sung to me, leaning on the door like he leaned on the gates of the repair shop. “You!” “Me.” he smirked. "You stole my door!"

I fell in love... with embarassing Mattie Jacobs. Too bad he caught on and learned a few tricks of his own.

They met at the age of four. He looked at her with a frown, dark eyes narrowing. “Your hair is stupid like that,” he loftily informed her, flicking one of her pigtails disdainfully. “Yeah, well you're shorter than me... shorter than a girl," she retorted.

Her sudden desire for kinship overrode her more common sense that told her to avoid strangers at night in empty parks. She figured that it wouldn’t matter in a few hours, anyway.

I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.

You Stupid, stupid girl.' he muttered resting his head on mine, 'Why did you make me feel this way about you' I glared up at him 'I can't help it, stupid.'

Echo is a girl like no other. No one seems to understand her, except for him, and she seems a little obssesed over him. But is she? And just who is Echo, really? All of us, in some way?

“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.

I swear I'm not a peeping tom, I just happened to lock myself out of my apartment! I was only trying to get my neighbor's attention, how was I suppose to know he would only be wearing a towel? CHAPTER 7

Story taken down due to plaigarism concerns. My apologies.

REPOSTED. After three years on the cheerleading squad, I was still single, and pining after my geeky lab partner. Don't ask me how or why, because I couldn't tell you. All I know is that the way he mixes dangerous chemicals really turns me on.

Max thought going to extreme measures would get Ellie's attention, it did, but it wasn’t the way he expected. Never, in her entire life, had a guy who asked her out while standing in his boxers during a pep rally! [CHAPTER 16]

In the middle of a forest, stands a castle in which lives a King who, in return for protecting the town below him, takes in a mortal girl once every twenty years. Twenty years has passed. A girl is chosen. What will happen when Love gets in the way?

I start off with a simple short story. I then proceed to tell it in as many different ways as possible. Newly added: 20 Years Old and First Person perspective.

Akemi never thought she'd be getting a roommate in the middle of the year...but not only did she get paired off, it's with the most unlikely of boys! And she has to share a ROOM with him? complete

COMPLETE! Meet Emilia Black, a shy brunette who is wise to everything about romance - but nothing about men. By chance, she recieves an opportunity to learn everything she'd ever need to know... Includes a side story about Roxanne Harvey.

A very romantical story about elves and magic and teenage girls and dresses and castles and bandits and pastries and more elves. Also a satire. Penned with the express permission and encouragement of Sabrael. Nine out of ten fangirls approve.

The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?

He hates the holidays, especially Christmas. She's completely over her head and out of her element at this party. A crash, a messy kitchen, and their worlds collided. This is the tale of how Jack met Sally. Dedicated to Sukidayo. Bonus Chapter included.

ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.

So, I go to detention and there I met someone who helped me out of a facade I've had since my father got ill. He had blue eyes and a head of obnoxious blue hair. For Sour Lullaby. Rated for language content. Edited 03.10.08

“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...

Because of my mother, I've been cursed with a deformity. The only way to break it is to be afflicted with a different curse: one that involves sleeping for all eternity until awakened by love's first kiss, which will never happen with my prince charming..

Pen is not earth mother. And the boy is not gentle. But he is lovely and broken and if she could stop being a chickenshit she could call him up and ask him to take her to Casablanca. This is how the world begins.

Closet stalker and starer, I may have been. Sure I was a wee bit conspicuous but that didn't mean that I was willing to come out!

[oneshot] Chester Ex was going to be my New Years Kiss. I just knew it. Too bad I could only find the Crazy Cake Guy ... or he found me.

Do you still have that crush on me? he asked. Well. If I'd known confiding my deepest, darkest fears was going to result in this...

In spirit of Christmas! What started as a prank to relieve boredom, turned out to be much more..

“Alright,” I heard our boss shout from inside the building “Who wrecked the photocopying machine?” “Shit,” he murmured against my lips again but this time he grinned and said “It wasn’t us, kay?” “Kay.” I said. [Christmas ONESHOT]

[ONE SHOT] Everyday after fourth block, I'd walk through the same empty stairwell. Of course, it wasn't exactly empty considering how the most beautiful guy in school passed me everyday. Too bad he had no intentions of ever talking to me. [extreme fluff!]

She is the lead sergeants niece. He's the delinquent that got sent to Darksters Correctnal Facility. Is it possible for anything to happen between them?

I stepped in front of the oncoming car. 'What do you think you're doing' The guy shouted angrily at me. 'Hitchhiking what do you think dumbass' I shouted back with a roll of my eyes 'Let me in'

My name is Ashley Burcham, and I am a typical sixteen-year-old girl. At least I was. Before the entity invaded my brain.

Boy meets girl [he already knows] and asks her out. Girl tells boy that she isn't gay. It's not her fault he was dressed in drag. Ridiculous. [OneShot, at least for now]

My calculator can do just about anything with its awesome, triple A battery lifeline! Except for protecting a little Asian Twinkie from her neighbor, of course. ...Oh, crap.

So yeah, I was dared to, you know, freak the cute stranger out, run my fingers all over his chest and whatnot [I drew the line at licking his face]. I never thought I'd see him again, and I never expected that he had a dare to fulfill as well...

Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.

A girl finds love in the most unlikely of beings...a lake monster! A short, sad piece with a little of Chinese mythology thrown in, for good measure.

Then he smiled. This gorgeous, dazzling smile that took my breath away. 'CUTE', I muttered,[or so I thought]. He froze. I guess when your iPod is blasting Aerosmith in your ears, you don't realize you're 50 decibels too loud. Well done, Isabel. Well done.

“If I fall…will you catch me?” she asked him. [ONE SHOT]

I was a normal teen, really a job, a car, half of a family, and an amazing friend. Then I started getting these flowers. That was flattering. The death threats, not so much.

A young lady from the province of Ahnteria must leave to marry a foreign lord in an arranged marriage. In Aerie, a rebellion is stirring. Who will be affected by this?

A poem about apple cider. Creatively, at least.

It is a myth all Immortals scorn: that there is, for each, one woman...a Bride whom they will forever crave. Unfortunately, it isn't a myth. And human Sophie Paul is about to find that out firsthand. Rated M. :Discontinued:

Armageddon commences at 4:37 PM. Only Mary Lou, a diner waitress, can stop it. //REMOVED//

Adrian and Elizabeth Fawcett are free nymphs. So what do they do? Open a cafe and become upstanding members of the community, of course. Series of short stories based on the prompts given by 100fics.

[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.

She doesn't dare to love,so she writes to him weekly,only known as Girl X. He's trying to keep sane in a crazy world,and her letters sustain him. They rely on each other silently,but what happens when he decides that he MUST know Girl X for who she is?

[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'

Years pass and he does not find her. More time goes by, and still, nothing. He begins to feel the girl with toffee eyes was his last chance, his one last hope. Then she finds him.

Prue is a girl who was just trying to have a normal college experience, minus the fact that she can’t talk to guys at all, but Ryder, a guy from the well known band Awkward Redemption, isn’t going to let her get a ‘normal college experience’.

I was bored and he was bugging me, so I wrote this poem for pure silliness! You'll appreciate this if you write with Mircrosoft Word.

Please, God. Don't make me do it again! [Funny OneShot]

If you asked Rachel about trust, she'd say it's difficult, being outcasted at home and school. If you asked Jay, he'd give you that sexy Gothic smirk and say it isn't worth it. So why did he have to walk out of her bathroom and change everything? CH 12 UP

A retelling of the classic tale "The Little Mermaid" except things are not so classic anymore...

We landed on the grass near the forest, his arms still tight around me. His breath had been hot on my cheeks. “Lucan”, he had said. “My name is Lucan”. And then he flew away. [COMPLETE]

Every night, I dream of something new and strange, it's just that on this particular night...everything went even stranger. Bunny boys, broken Moons, smiling Suns and Death himself? Hopefully, I get out of this with my sanity intact...

A girl is caught and turned by a vampire

The peculiar tale of a witch without magic and a wizard with too much.

She wanted to ignore him, but that was harder than it sounded. Especially when he kept popping up in the middle of her living room. Now if only he would stay where he belonged... like in the twenty second century. [Fin.]

They'll fight to stay in each other's worlds, two odd ducks swimming together because in the end they have the same voice. //REMOVED//

Rani is trying to figure out how to tell her boyfriend she loves him. Problem is, it's such an overused phrase that it's spawned millions of cheesy Hallmark cards, romance novels, and movies. //REMOVED//

She soars towards him on the summer winds. He glides towards her on the winter storms. //REMOVED//

[fin] Desperate to get away from her overprotective parents for the summer, Siam takes a tutoring job on the outskirts of Happytown. Her student? An unhinged eight and a half year old boy who eats way too many cookies [Collab: BleedingAir and Hotkitty]

We've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.

[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]

She never knew detention initiation began with a kiss... [one–shot][relocated]

REMOVED. After being bitten by a vampire, Lexie Windham fears that her life is over...literally. Little does she know the twists that Fate has in store for her...

You know what they say, it's the thought that counts. What if YOU were offered a painting from your boyfriend and he points to a blob and declares that to be you?

“Did you realize how long I waited for it to rain and for you to actually forget your umbrella?” he questioned.

[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”

[One Shot] Chamomile tea and a pair of toffee colored eyes are the surprising cures to one girl's depression. Vampire fic.

Kaden Lowe has heard the legend countless times, and he's finally grown sick of it. He continuously calls the legend fake and dismisses all possibilities of it being true. However, that all changes when he finds himself staring into her eyes.

It all started with a cookie. Well, sort of. But all I knew was that it ended with my dancing with a cute guy... who bit me. Um. -Oneshot-

She always left her bike at the baseball diamond. Oneshot.

In a world where wild grocery carts run rampant, two people meet under the most unlikely of circumstances. “You mean we’ve been standing in the middle of the grocery store talking about hot dogs? For half an hour?” [Oneshot]

So maybe the fangs should’ve clued her in that he was definitely not your average guy. She didn’t know any better. She just thought he was just a really good dancer. OneShot.

ONE SHOT. She said, “Silly, you’re my guardian angel…” and he said, “Yeah, I guess I am. I promise I won’t let you down.” He didn't.

I live in Hell. Well, I used to. Now I live in hell. Or as Michael keeps calling it, Memphis Tennessee. COMPLETE!

What if God took out an insurance policy on Earth? R&R

Jane, I wasn't going to tell you, but there a guy who's been drawing you for the past half hour or so...'

Kissing a stranger on the subway may not have been my most brilliant idea, but he wasn’t supposed to keep turning up… Oneshot ... skow nominated

Misty Robinson is shocked when a famous 1970s singer begins to romance her. More so when she realizes he's loved her since five years before she was even born.

What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...

Formerly What Kind of Charm. A chance encounter at a party changes Ella's life forever. Now she finds herself caught up in a world she knew nothing about all because of the irritating vampire Alex and his refusal to go away and leave her alone. Complete.

Kitten is a special little girl-her people can... change. A tragedy puts her in the 'care' of a vicious abuser. To survive, Kitten's psyche splinters, and the Akuji sisters are born-eventually ro reap revenge.

Stephen is a rich, powerful man obsessed with 'hiders-butterflies who survive by blending into their environment-and women who do the same. Mina, his employee, has spent her life trying to avoid notice. Stephen just noticed.

They say there is no greater sanctuary from the Devil save the Church. In proclaiming this, the mortal fools have greatly underestimated me.

the imagination of a child can be a dangerous thing....

Short zombie love story. A little gorey.

She looked up at me with her big acid green eyes, excitement etched across her face. This was her first spook. gothic. Please read and review. Lots of love, KoNeko.

Meet Lucilla Stapleton. Not the most ladylike person you've ever met. Dislikes balls and parties in general and is prone to dressing up like her nonexistent brother and fencing with strangers. And she is about to meet one of the rudest men in England.

She was a nobody, he was the most popular guy... yet somehow love found them together...' Sound familiar? Well, I'm obsessed with those stories, and would die to be one of those girls. But when my love story did begin, I found it to be... quite different.

A young man has an unusual ability, but will he use it for goodor evil?

[COMPLETE] He was the writer, the musician, the skater, the loner. We were off to college but then one little problem stands in the way...he gets me pregnant. Preview: 'So, you lied to him? ' Kristy asked softly. Yes, I did. I lied.

Every year my pack celebrates the beginning of life and the bonding of mates with the Spring Festival. I had little interest in it until the silver alpha challenged me to the mating run and changed my life forever.

Moira is stuck in study hall and just can't get a song out of her head. Someone decides to help her before she goes completely insane. oneshot.

Christie can talk to animals, and it's the reason she's always been an outcast. Now, in the form of Birke Institution, she has the chance to change her whole life... will she take it? Part One COMPLETE.

I've always watched the world change around me, never changing myself. Many had lived and traveled through my house, but I always let them know I was here. Even when HE came I didn't let up on my ghostly ways. It was just too much fun.

COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.

You can't judge a book by its cover when you've only seen the back.

A girl walks in a field of broken glass, herself broken, but healing is only one step away.

[DONE] He wore eyeliner. That fact alone was enough to keep them worlds apart. But, in an exchange of secrets for secrets, worlds aren't so far apart. And lines separate just as they connect.

[oneshot] Mabel woke up one morning to find that her heart was gone. A strange golden man approached her, offering her a solution to her problem. Little did Mabel see the golden arrow he slipped back within his overcoat...or the wings hidden on his back..

She looked like any other student, except it was Friday night and she was sitting on a washer reading Sociology instead of partying. Maybe that's why he noticed her. They claim it was fate. oneshot

That bed is mine now, to share with no others. And by the Styx, so it shall remain Hephasteus muses on his wife. ONESHOT

Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?

Meet Ryan, a somewhat intense young man who falls in love with a girl through her Blocbuster rentals. Oneshot.

Arthur is frustrated with life. 1 - She's a girl. 2 - Living with gay parents makes people suspicious of you. And 3 - Her life's got a whole lot more interesting when in turns out she's King Arthur...in a way.

Meet Emily Windsor. Works two jobs, is all signed up for college, plans on becoming a doctor, and can’t keep a relationship if her life depended on it. Enter Joshua Amado, Emily’s best friend’s arch-nemesis...

Jiri starts as if I’d just electrocuted him, and then rolled onto his back. Somehow, I manage not to fall off of him during this process. We end up in a rather compromising position:Jiri sprawled on his back,on my bed,and me sitting right over his... lap.

It was a late night and a dark road. Jackie was tired and just wanted to get home. To bad plans never go how you want them to, and now Jackie finds herself traped in her own mind with no escape.

Reese was a good girl. Conscientious, effective, and thorough. Everything in her life was planned perfectly, except for a little infatuation with a certain arrogant brat named Cole Roderick. Oneshot.

Sorry everyone but there'll be no updates anytime soon. I'm considering leaving it & waiting for inspiration, scrapping ToB and writing a new one for Elizabeth or just keeping the Blood Series as a trilogy. Crappy decisions all around so I am sorry. :

He was one of those guys who only went for girls who were bigboobed with longkiller legs! Never really cared what was up in their head. So why is he, all of a sudden, falling for the midget who only came up to his chest?

These are just some of my beliefs. they are mostly about people and stupidity. T for language.

i am smart, even if my friends think differently. just because i act dumb, doesn't mean that i am. these are questions that are bugging me.

short story I'm only passing along what I heard

When Stella walked into Zephyr to ask for a job as a chef, she never thought she would walk out with not only the job but a fake boyfriend too! NO LONGER ANSWERING REVIEWS FOR THIS STORY AS I JUST GET PISSED OFF NO ONE READS THE AUTHOR NOTES!

COMPLETE The first daughter ever born into the tribe of the Wolves, Bryony struggled all her life to keep up with her clan brothers. The gods have other plans, however; plans that draw her away from her secluded warrior tribe.

IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.

Based on a dream I had years ago.

ONE-SHOT. Is it possible to meet your soul mate through graffiti in a public toilet?

A fairy tale about a dreamer, a willow tree, and a gardener's son. Sometimes, you need a little help if you're going to grow.

A retelling of the Three Little Pigs, mostly from the perspective of the pig that built the brick house, with the wolf, two new characters, and the narrator chiming in from time to time. It's totally ridiculous. That's all I have to say.

I DON'T understand why people refuse to speak their minds.

[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue

"So - you're a vampire." "No, I'm a were-bat. What is wrong with you people? Does everything with wings have to be a bloody, arrogant, vamp" The romance of a fascinated young girl and an irritated were-bat. One Shot.

Impossible! Our heroine has been plagiarized! Oh, beware her forked tongue as she unleashes the mother of all flames upon her plagiarist's work; it would make Mark Twain proud.

:: Completed:: Aelyn has been trained as a soldier her whole life, but when she is captured by the enemy army, survival takes a whole new twist

Story taken down due to plaigarism concerns. My apologies.

Destiny is a superhero in her terribly oppressed world. And she loves her job. She loves using her powers to help people. And she loves being a part of Superhero Inc. But will a villain turn out to be something she loves more? R&R!

When the Earl of Rhone employed Elisa Strachan into his household, he wasn’t expecting the maid to spout off Shakespeare and French during mad fits that seem to happen only in his presence. Just what is it that makes Elisa so different?

My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.

One-shot. Taylor thought the party was going to be another boring Christmas occasion. How wrong she was.

When a beautiful young woman and a male robot fall for each other in a society that forbids them to do so, they go to amazing lengths to be with each other.

DONE/Dubbed the best thing I've ever written by a friend of mine, read and see if you agree! Wish I could say more than that but I'll spoil it if I do.

She's pretty, smart, and everything a guy would want in her. Well, that's what her ghost friend says. that's right, her friend is a ghost. Know why she's called a freak now? PLS R&R!

She ‘saves’ him from getting beat up. Of course, she didn’t know who he was at that time. Because if she did, she’d have sat back and watched the show. Now the punk is mad at her for ‘saving’ him and is determined to destroy her life.

He was supposed to be long gone, but then he showed up one night, playing on the piano. And then she was lost ... as lost as he'd always wanted her to be, as lost as she'd been all along. one-shot. REMOVED.

A short story about a youthful adventurer and an old witch off to discover the fountain of youth. Its heavy symbolism and depth covering the cycle of life and death is recommended for older readers.

A beautiful computer whiz goes to Geneva to live and work alongside the most reclusive, arrogant Physics researcher. They compete ruthlessly, and the hatred's pretty much mutual. But what happens when one of them starts thinking differently? CHAPTER 17!

A retelling of Sleeping Beauty I wrote for English class. The cursed one is a guy so the girl has to rescue him. The fairies are evil. The witch is good. It's a turvytopsy world.

A new start brings you across new characters. The question is – which do you get along with better? Who interests you more - the real, or the fiction? Romance/Humour. NOW COMPLETE!

Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE

COMPLETE What is a princess to do when she is kidnapped from her beloved prince by a perverted dragon who also happens to transform into a very handsome and very naked guy?

Chaos and destruction simply walked into there holy city, seemingly innocent and harmless. A young girl and her companion get thrown into the fray, but will they be destroyed by the dark aura as well.

FINISHED/Harmony was taken from her home in a compound on the border between the human and protean lands, and dumped in a protean school for kids with special abilities, only this school isn't all that it seems.

Because it's every girl's dream. -Oneshot-

A history buff with a passion for the preternatural survives a werewolf attack only to become the object of her passion. With the help of another, she has to track down those who made her and exact revenge. (Colorful Metaphors Aplenty) -Incomplete

A verbally abused girlfriend finally snaps and is left with a puddle. Short story about chauvinistic men:

Ok, so your teen-age crush turns out to be a centaur, what next? An evil witch wants to turn you into a bog monster? And on top of that you've got to save the world? Crazy

Come with me and lead a free life, running naked in the woods!

I can remember the first time I cussed. Short Story

Meet Rhian, a self-proclaimed comedian whose thoughts are completely erratic. She lives in a kingdom where the prince has no emotions, and she is supposed to break the curse placed on him. Of course, she doesn't want to do this. Told in her POV.

Independent of one another, you and I shall pause in Immortality.

Part of the series Camryn Morlegg's Fables. Normally, you don't really have to read them in a certain order, but you do have to read Johnny's Hope before reading this. Otherwise, it doesn't make much sense.

Part of the series Camryn Morlegg's Fables. Morbid, dark humor, though this one doesn't have anyone dying in it, thank god :'

A part of the series Camryn Morlegg's Fables. The series encompasses dark, morbid humor.

An abstract look at what the world would be like if we had a limit on the amount of words we could speak. Short Story

The Oasis Islands were paradise, but Fala, halfshark and halffemale, was the bane of their existence. This is a short myth, easy to read and I find enjoyable. Read and review if you can. Flame if you have a reason to. Enjoy!

You will understand this if you have ever taken a Calculus course.

Someone asked me to tell them what punk was the other day. I wasn’t surprised, people ask that all the time. Short.

She lives two lives; Lissa in 21st century America, and Nahbia in ancient Egypt. As Nahbia she meets a boy doomed to be murdered. A boy she falls in love with; yet to save his life, she will completely change the future; for he is Pharaoh Tutankhamen.

I ended up in all cliched messes possible that night, but I wouldn't change a thing. Any redblooded female would be aching to be in my postition. Who wouldn't want to be stranded for one night with the dark, sensual, notorious playboy Cameron Maitland?

COMPLETEAmaya doesn't want to be a witch and decides to live a quiet, normal life in Montana..well, it's easier said then done as she meets Skye Harrington, the landlords shy son. Every town has its secrets!

Downt yew beleive me?

*FINISH* She is Kilitatarah, 'Daughter of the Desert,' for her love of Egypt. Will that love spread to its King when she finds a mysterious incantation that only she can read and is taken back in time? Back to Ancient Egypt? And who is planning a murder?

Creepy little tale about an artist and his obsessive love for a particular girl. A strange POV. Please r/r. Thanks!

COMPLETE Lyla, the party girl fresh out of college, has never had a single date. Jason is a rising business exec. who doesn't have time to get to know his new roommate. When they start becoming friends...both their worlds begin to shake.

Sophie doesn’t really fit in at her high school; she’s actually kind of invisible to the crowds, but when something suspicious is uncovered, she rises to the occasion. *COMPLETED*

A look into the mind of the Enchantress who cursed the Beast...and why the Rose that held his fate was red. Used to be in the Fables section, but wasn't being read, so put it here, since it *is* Fantasy.

Have you ever been mad for an actor or singer? Have you ever dreamed of entering his house just to see how he`s living? Well, better be sure he isn`t at home. Please read and review. I`m dying for reviews. I NEED them.

Serena has an encounter with the dark, but the dark turns out to be very seductive. Will she resist? Please r/r complete

This is for all boys who are stressed out and discouraged either because they don't have the girl they want or don't want the girl they have... there's hope, I swear

A collage of advice from parents, friends, teachers, enemies, birds and rabbits that I butchered, sifted and strung together. Complete and utter Randomness

Somebody wanted to know the 'real me'... (yeah right, sure you do) ...I sat down and decided to write something happy, this is the result.

When Endria leaves the football game early, she finds a rather strange young man sitting on her car. The encounter will haunt her for a lifetime... PG for "bad" things

This is to all those perfect people. The ones with no problems. The ones with good grades and great futures in store. The ones normal people hate. If you're a perfect person, READ this. If you're an imperfect person DEFINITELY READ this.

Inspired by true events, this is a satire of Edgar Allen Poe's 'The Raven,' which any college student can relate to.