James and Edie
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Joined 09-04-04, id: 434382
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Hi--we're James and Edie. We wrote each other's bios, and are still arguing about them. James is a college sophomore who tends to be lots more well-behaved and good-natured than his female counterpart; he also owns a Diana Ross CD. He's not particularly descriptive, but is determined and excellent at keeping a story moving. He plans to major in screenwriting and move to Los Angeles at some point to join the herd and be like everyone else in LA who are trying to break into showbiz. He has also allowed Edie to put make-up on him on several occasions, and looks fantastic in black eyeliner. If you want to go out with him, that can be arranged; the boy hasn't had a date in six months. Edie is a senior in high school, and describes herself as "a mess in lipstick -- NA, AA, all that, but then again everyone's into that," and has recently discovered feminism. She has an alternate username on fictionpress for her moody, violent, edgy, hypersexual (much like the author herself) poetry, and tends to have a very descriptive style of writing. Her characters and ideas are plentiful and usually very unique. Unfortunately, she is physically incapable of finishing anything she starts, but wants to try writing a complete story at some point soon so that she can try to make a living from it. She treats her boyfriends horribly, is cuter than the average discontent teenager, and spends too much time on her hair. We may be uninteresting, but the stories aren't: read on, stranger. James's Tangled Up in You is being reworked because it does, indeed, suck; Edie's Another Unsolved Problem is now over here from her old name, so that she can have that one be exclusively poetry. ETA: Neither of us have an issue with RainShadow2005. We like her story; that's why it got reviewed. Stories that are terrible generally get ignored.

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Malcolm by kaika switched reviews
Ruin. Misery. Betrayal. Malcolm doesn't believe a thing the supposed "Tarot Master" says to him until everything starts coming true. His health deteriorates, his desire for money inflames...everyone's against him - including himself.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 147,963 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 6/13/2003
Vogue by kaika switched reviews
She wanted to be beautiful. But outer conflicts arise with friends and family, and inner conflicts with her love life and her eating disorder. There's bound to be one person out there who's on her side.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,186 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 1/3/2003
The World's Sweetheart: Story of a Teen Star by jojobear reviews
One day, you're a normal kid attending your mother's lame computer company party, and next, you're an international celebrity, recognized by people in countries you've never even set foot in before because your parents are cheapskates...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,741 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004
Another Unsolved Problem reviews
Elena is a product of the system, and has effectively turned herself into a monster. Unfortunately, she's human-and has to learn that. Edie
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004