Here is my other account for q is for quirks. And here is my website. :)

My name is Yon Yonson. I come from Wisconsin. I work in de lumberyard der. And all de people I meet as I walk down the street say "Hello there! What's your name?" And I say, "My name is Yon Yonson, I come from Wisconsin..."

Hehe. Not really, that's just a rhyme my grandpa made up.

So here's who I actually am.

My real name is Carissa, AKA Qzie. My pseudonym is CM Hanson. Gender neutral. I'm a really big dork, a total fangirl, and my three biggest dreams in life are two 1) Have a wheelchair race, 2) Get that table at Barnes and Noble, and 3) Take pictures of every single tree in Brooklyn so I can put them online and caption them "A tree grows in Brooklyn... and another one... and another one..."

I would say that writing is all I know, but that's a stupid statement because I'm an A student (except in math and science, where I get straight C's and the occasional B), and that doesn't make sense because I have horrible study habits. I'm a college junior and finally decided to stick with a Creative Writing major and a Psychology minor. I'd like to graduate before I'm 30. :)

These are a few of my favorite things...

The color blue, Pon and Zi, Lord of the Rings, Little Caeser's italian cheese bread, Transformers, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Windows Movie Maker, Childrin R Skary, Relient K, the Pieces of Flair application on Facebook, Scrubs, my Directory of Quotes, Finding Nemo, blank paper, The Office, mechanical pencils, crayons, colored pencils, Harry Potter, my camera, Chronicles of Narnia, swimming, YouTube, pretty much all old shows and movies, riding with my sister to the library, studying WW2, Wall-E, studying psychology, Chuck, the elementary school playground, Stellar Kart, girls nights/days, Serenity, college and career group, Songs to Wear Pants To, dipping fries in frosties, EleventySeven, 30 Rock, Chex Mix, Serenity, making mixed CDs, the symptom checker on WebMD, smilies, Family Force 5, listening to my "Happy Q" CD while on walks and muttering to self "Must... resist... dancing..." :)

Things that I hate with the passion of a thousand Betelgeuses

Math, science, logic (class subject, that is), Lit. Interpretation (class), the words "religious" or "religion," BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death- computer), Gmail kicking me off, chatspeak, casseroles and anything else that you can't tell what went in it (except hot dogs), how it's near impossible to find an available school computer in the afternoon, sleep deprivation, Mary Sues and Gary Stues, writer's block, smoke of any kind, Eragon, Twilight (hides from fangirls), bad grammar and spelling, and keys that stick on the keyboard.

OK, onto something else...

People who rock: They're all very talented writers and very nice people in general.

Murphy's Lawyer You should read her oneshots, because they are awesome, and you ESPECIALLY need to read "Not Quite" and "Life's Little Chances" and "A Cold Grey Dawn" because they rock hard like... something that rocks hard.

CaveDwellers wrote a really cool story called "The Blue Rose," which is awesome beyond belief, and there is no doubt in my mind that it's one of the best stories here. She is a brilliant writer, so make sure you check out her work.

IdeasInTheAir She's famous for her clearing-up sections, but she writes hilariously funny stories and awesome poems, so check out her stuff.

The below haven't updated in about forever. That doesn't mean they're any less awesome.

RT michaels One of my favorites. He writes really, really sad stuff. You need to read "This Boy Cries" and "Sunflower." It'll break your heart.

Hey Its Me Again Fantastic poet. He only has a few poems, but they're well worth reading.

Homey Hilarious guy. Read everything. Just everything. Also, you can check him out on DeviantArt.

The Stories

English Paper/English Paper part 2/ EPSE: "You know you have interesting friends when there is global destruction and you aren't one bit surprised."- Doodleheimer; In severe editing.

The Other Chronicles: It's like LotR except not... it starts off when the evil midgets from the Pansilands take over the Estelands and destroy it, and then it ends with a whole different war with the dead against the living. :) Fun fun.

In the Rain: It's about friendship and love, starring Zack and Evangeline.

An Apology for the Poems

When this account was at its most active, I wrote a lot of crappy emo poetry. This is my apology.

I am so so so so so so so sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so so sososososososososo sorry for writing the dark stuff. I was a happy teenager, honest.