Rhea Larkin
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Joined 09-05-04, id: 434497, Profile Updated: 02-03-09
Author has written 1 story for Humor.

Hiiii, my real name isn't Rhea Larkin, but too bad. Rhea Larkin is pretty, so you'll just have to deal with it. So...so yer face. (Note: do not expect really witty comebacks from me).

In real life, I'm a 19-year-old college sophomore who's majoring (or "concentrating," as they call it at my college) in Creative Writing (or "Literary Arts," as they call it at my college -- yes, my college is special). I think it goes without saying that I love to write, I love to read, and I also love satisfying my inner editor (which is an often-tyrannical combination of the first two).

You could probably figure out my basic interests and personality by looking at my Beta Reader profile...if you're too lazy, then know this: I love to laugh, sing and dance; I love fantasy and romance. I also like to come up with cheesy, awful rhymes, as you might have noticed.

This bio will now come to an abrupt end (unless you continue to read the update below, in which case it will now come to an abrupt segue).


College and work are currently devouring my life, so I cannot in good conscience be active in FP at all, as either a writer or a beta reader. Sorry!

In other distantly related news, I've been plagiarized...someone on has basically copied the entire first chapter of On Air, changing only the names of the characters and the name of the college, in an attempt to pass it off as her own work. Hopefully the FP admins will be able to do something about it. I just warn you that, if you happen to come across my story printed on by the user "jasiele4daviele," know that it's not me. I'm trying to sort things out and get this person to take it down, and to make sure she never does it again with any other story, but in the meantime, I want everyone to know that this is the ONLY place on the Internet where the my original story On Air is published. I am the original author and owner. Just want to make that clear. (Not that I expect to be plagiarized again, but just in case.)

Thanks guys. I'm glad you still like On Air. In hindsight, it's really not realistic at all. I've had a lot more experience now, and if I had the time, I would LOVE to go back and rewrite it so that it made more sense. Unfortunately, I have so little free time these days. Hopefully an edit is in the future, and then, if I get the inspiration, perhaps a sequel. I do miss those characters. Anyway, the conclusion is: I still think it's good for some entertainment, and I hope that people enjoy it! I'd like to make it better, but in the meantime, I apologize for inconsistencies and over-the-top cheesy drama. Enjoy it, nevertheless!

Much love and heart-shaped cookies,

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Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4848 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/5/2006
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,337 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Shift by TheDarkScribe reviews
Casey has a special talent that she never knew she had. Unfortunately, she's not the only one that knows about it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,102 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Unfinished Business by Maeven reviews
Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2003
Whatever It Takes by cynically amused reviews
Max thought going to extreme measures would get Ellie's attention, it did, but it wasn’t the way he expected. Never, in her entire life, had a guy who asked her out while standing in his boxers during a pep rally! [CHAPTER 16]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,648 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2006
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Lies of the Heart by TheDarkScribe reviews
For her New Year's resolution, Natalie decides to finally pursue her dream guy. Only it turns out to be much harder than she thought.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,882 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
On Air reviews
He's the local radio angel who has won the hearts of countless girls, but will go out with none. She's convinced he's secretly gay, and is trying to hook him up with her flamboyantly gay roommate. This does not necessarily bode well...[COMPLETE!]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,648 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete