"Never put a sock in the toaster..."

"What's in your DVD player right now?"
"A tuna sandwich. I have grandchildren."

I'm a 17 year-old author whose Muse enjoys stabbing her with things. It's fun going.

I have an account on fanfiction.net under the same tag-name. Look me up. Drop me a line. I dare ya.

Ewan McGregor? My man candy. No touchy mine, I no touchy yours. We good?

kris.