Teh Dante
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Joined 09-13-04, id: 435800
Author has written 13 stories for Fantasy, Supernatural, General, Romance, and Humor.

I UPDATED WAR OF TWILIGHT!!! For the love of God, love me T_T

Well folks, the name's Dante, but ya'll can call me Jester. I'm insane, love wolves and vampires, 18 years old...uhm...what else... I'm a lesbian, and have I mentioned I'm single ;P? Hehe... I'm into heavy industrial kinda music. Ya know, Rammstein, Korn, Marilyn Manson, Disturbed, Rob Zombie, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Eisbrecher, E Nomine, System of a Down, anything I can head bang to and has heavy bass. I enjoy cartooning, working out, walking in the woods, star gazing, and dreaming - both day and night. Did I mention I like your mom? She's awesome. A little rough around the edges, but once you work on her she'll warm up quickly, and I do mean warm up. Oh ho ho ho. Wink wink ;P

My stories usually sport yuri/shoujo-ai/lesbian themes. So if you don't like the idea, don't read. As for genres, well, they vary. I like werewolves and vampires, as I've mentioned, and demons, so they appear a lot. For a more detailed explanation of my interpretation of demons, read Chapter 7 of Punish me. I'll probably do a short story to explain it even better, but until then, I suggest you give the chapter a skim. You don't have to read the whole story for the chapter to make sense, don't worry. I also like medieval fantasy adventures, although those are a bit harder to do now adays. I mean, there are too many cliches, and almost everything has been done. But that's the beauty of fantasy; you can always go bigger. It's just harder, cos sometimes it'll come off as immature. I love creepy disturbing stuff, so that may appear at any given moment. And of course I'm big on romance and comedy.

It's always been my dream that someone would make a fan fic for one of my stories! If anyone does, please e-mail it to me! I may make a website and put it up _ Help my dream come true! The weirder the better! ...Besides, I've always wanted to see what kind of odd pairings the audience could come up with with my work... As there are quite zany pairings out there for other works... XP

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Blood, Sex and Magik by shanejayell reviews
An unusual Tattoo parlor... a special job... a beautiful customer.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 56,733 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 7/14/2003
Descent: Child of Shadows by shanejayell reviews
To atone for her sins... to redeem herself... a dark lady watches over the night.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,968 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/26/2003
Defenses by BoarderKC reviews
When Shelby pulled away, she was shaking and she let out a shuddering sigh as her eyes remained closed. "I need to know that you can really do this." Her thumbs brushed Jen's cheeks. "I can't keep this up." F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Not so Happily Ever After by MichelleMagly reviews
Zorana is your average knight in disguise sent away with the King's timid son to find a princess kidnapped by a very articulate dragon. At least that's what she thinks is going on. Not everything is as it seems in this fairy tale! [Warning: femslash]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,591 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Legacy: The Beggining by Chad Champagne reviews
We all inherit Legacies... For Kite Hunter it's much different. He strives to survive carrying many things on his shoulders... With his friends at his side, it may seem hard for him to fail his ultimate mission... Follow the the first Chronicle of Kite!
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006
The Lost Era by Chad Champagne reviews
A sandy world... An ancient war... In a seemingly dead world, A young seeminlgy irrevelent young man gets caught up in he grandest adventure of all time. ( Please Read and Review)
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006
Chains and Flowers by Delure Gelloc reviews
A high school senior named Conari tells her story about the struggle between being popular and beautiful in the eyes of her friends and her need for true friendship and love...even if its from the school outcast. Lesbian themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,948 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
Lustful Blood by Sami-chan reviews
A Vampire's struggle to find a meaning for her existance and understanding what love means to the dead. Lesbian themes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005
No title yet by Nox Lilith reviews
A vampire, lost in a world of blood and darkness changes one woman's life forever. A story of blood, death, life, and love. Warning: contains yuri AKA girlxgirl. (Chap five on the way)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Only Fate by Coh reviews
When an ancient Egyptian theif executes her biggest heist yet, she wasn't expecting to steal her one true love. However, it's only a matter of time before they're caught, and the Pharaoh is not kind to those who defile his ancestor's tombs. [Lesbian Love]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005
SaMaBa by Megalo-Otaku reviews
The Sadist sade, loved by the masochistic girl Maria Schrient and her older half brother the ballistic Bale Schwarz. How can they get someone who finds pleasure in peoples pain to love them back. If they succeed who will he choose?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,945 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005
Closet Game by OdangoHead reviews
(F/F) Devika, is your average girl. She’s kinda short, a little hot-tempered, and a closeted bisexual living at a boarding school in England. Perfectly average... right? (full synopsis inside)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/28/2005
Senshi no Juunikyuu: Warriors of the Zodiac by Sasori Kym reviews
Kym, the personification of Scorpio, has to defeat ancient evils and save the world with the help of her friends. But things get complicated when the past she can't even remember starts coming back to haunt her. Contains Yaoi and Yuri. Please review!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 12/21/2003
Is This Sinning? by selruth reviews
Joanna is set on finding a flaw in saint-like Mary, only to rediscover that she herself is part of that one hedonistically blasphemous flaw. Femslash F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004
Drive by RandomEuphoria reviews
Chapter 10 now up! YAY! A bi girl muses over her ever progressing and confusing relationships with the people she cares about R for some f/f WARNING very sexual scenes!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,995 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 4/28/2004
15 Thousand Tears I've Cried by Ayakaishi Fei reviews
A pretty boy bastard prince, two war-prisoners who were once royalty, add a splash of sex, a touch of yaoi, the sexy blond General of the Aulland army, stir in some yuri, shake well, and it comes out something like this. Master/Slave themes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2003 - Published: 8/8/2003
All The Broken Glass by Ayakaishi Fei reviews
Sanosuke Atai is a troubled kid with a bad home life who's given the task of writing an essay about himself. Observations about both himself, his friends, and the goth with the great ass abound. *Shounen ai and Shoujo ai* {COMPLETE}
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,269 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 5/10/2003
Kinda Funny by Mistress Midnight reviews
The yuri fic that they said wouldn't be done! Mwa ha ha! Read me and leave reviews for more yuri! Woot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/3/2003
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Beauty and the Beast reviews
My take on the classic fairy tale, but with lesbian/yuri/shoujo-ai themes!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/5/2008
War of Twilight reviews
In the midst of a war, a Vampire clan and a Werewolf pack combine to aid in the battle against the Albinos and the Lumenni. What will happen when a Vampire and a Werewolf find love? yuri/shoujo-ai/femslash, language, blood/gore, sexual content.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,161 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 6/27/2005
Untitled as of now
A story written by 3 different authors: TehDante, Pandion99, and Chad Champagne. Done chapter by chapter. So far the summary is...a mystery o
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007
Werewolf Knight reviews
A teenager is changed into a werewolf, and her and her friends go on a mission to change her back. But soon this adventure becomes more than they bargained for. Author's promise to the "dedicated" readers: the usual themes apply! Love me! PLEASE! TnT
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 7/19/2005
The Big Bad Wolf reviews
A screwed up, modern day fairy tale about a scandalous lesbian sex-hound who gets a spell cast on her. And along come Little Red Riding hood... Could it be Beauty and the Beast? Usual warnings...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006
Crazy Old Dante reviews
Story I did for psychology class. We had to do a project about how we'll be when we're old, and of course I wrote a story. Suggested lesbian themes and mild language.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/7/2006
Laria: The Street Mutts reviews
This is the first in The Elypsis Chronicles. Four kids of an outcast species try to improve the way they and their people must live. To do so, they must bring down a tyranny. A promised plot twist to look forward to, so loyal fans, don't be disappointed.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 12/16/2005
Head Over Heels reviews
The princess of a race of fairies has to attend a public high school before she can become queen. Will a wolf demon inflict more interest in her than school work? yuri/shoujo-ai/femslash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004
Poseidon's Dementia reviews
A girl in the navy is forced to see a psychiatrist when her mental past interferes with her training. shoujo-ai/femslash/yuri
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2005
Blood of Sacrilege reviews
A vampiress tries to blood a young woman only to be interrupted by a man sworn to hunt her. After accidentally half-blooding both of them, issues start to arise. Yuri/shoujo-ai/femslash, yaoi/shounen-ai/slash, S&M
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2005
My Best Friend reviews
I can be pretty morbid when I wanna be...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/14/2005
Punish Me reviews
Four college students go on vacation in the North. A wolf demon, a vampiress, an unclassified demon, an unknown species, one complicated love many sided polygon. yuri/shoujo-ai/femslash, yaoi, het, sexual themes, S&M.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 5/15/2005
Los Novida reviews
A dark tale of death, blood, romance, angst, and insanity. Despite the comical nature of a group of paranormal investigators, their newest mission will take them to the darkest corners of sin. Slash/femslash, blood/gore, language, suggestive themes
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005