King of Cliches
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Joined 09-15-04, id: 436109
Author has written 11 stories for General, Horror, General, Haiku, and Humor.

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Yo, my real name is Carlos, but seeing as how I love cliches, I decided that my penname should reflect that. Most people don't care much for them, but I believe they are an important part of litlerature if done correctly. And that's why I'm here, I hope to get advice on how to advance my writing, and how to make my cliches better.

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New Assignment
A pair of mercenaries are assigned to a new target. But it's not as simple as they think.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
An American’s Guide to Asia, Chapter 1: Wildlife reviews
Title shortened a bit to fit, but admit it, it gets you curious. And of course, comments and feedback much appreciated.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Bulletin reviews
Don't ask me, it just came to me. Heheh. As always, comments and feedback are both appreciated.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Game reviews
Just a silly little blurb I made for a class, I think it came out okay, but any comments andor feedback would be appreciated.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Love reviews
My first try at a haiku, comments and any feedback welcomed.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Chronicles of Destruction reviews
What happenes when the most unnatural thing you can think of comes true, and all you have is a tape recorder?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006
The White Plague
A tuberculosis infected patient's last day during the time of the massive epidemic. Sometimes, you don't get to go peacefully.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Nothingness reviews
"I can still remember the screams. The horrible blood curdling screams of my parents, screams riddled with pain and fear, as it took them back into the nothingness."
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2006
Lucidity reviews
If you had your own world, where you could do as you wish. Would you leave everything and everyone you know? (One-Shot)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006
Two Leaves reviews
One-Shot. I'm sure we have all had this happen to us. "It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006
Last Thoughts reviews
Short little angsty one-shot. Rating due to very pessimistic attitude and cutting.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/28/2004