XantheXanthias
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Joined 09-16-04, id: 436286
Author has written 15 stories for Humor, Humor, Sci-Fi, Politics, General, and Life.

i love liberals

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(sorry)

HI EVERYONE!

It seems like every few months or so I remember to come back here and take a look around. Usually it's after receiving a couple of flames in quick succession. So here I am again, catch me while you can.

We Are by TrueToMyself reviews
We are... (B (see my profile to see what this means)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2005
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Amendments reviews
A dead man writes to his living wife about his regrets.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/31/2005
Irrational Fears of a Child reviews
The title is kind of self-explanatory. Very strange poem I wrote without any initial thought. R+R please!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4/1/2005
Death is not the End reviews
Just a little poem a friend of mine asked me to put up here. About death and our perceptions of it. R+R please!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/1/2005
The Last Hours of a Murdered, BrainDamaged Woman reviews
My thoughts on the recent outrage against life that America witnessed.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3/31/2005
Victory '04 reviews
Yet another of my political rantings. A truly republican perspective on this past election. R+R per piacere
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2004
My Neighbors' Porch Light reviews
How many times have you lain there in bed wishing those losers would turn off their light. This is a constant for me. Please RR
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/25/2004
Gay, Useless Hobbitses reviews
Yeah, I think you can kind of guess what this is about. It's just me venting about how stupid and gay Frodo is. R+R pleas.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9/24/2004
The Danger's of School reviews
A poem about how evil school is and how it slowly annoys you until you go insane. R+R por favor.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/24/2004
Jack and June reviews
I can't really describe this. . . It's just a stupid little story I made up in the wee hours of the night.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/24/2004
I Hate John Kerry reviews
A follow up on my first poem, I Love Bush. Not for the faint of heart. . . or democrats. R+R
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2004
A Life Without Books reviews
Ahhh! My worst nightmare, a life without books. So empty. Basically, an evil mother plots revenge on her son.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
The Rebellion reviews
The robots are rising.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/17/2004
The Mountain reviews
The mountain
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004
Wishes reviews
The power of a Wish. WARNING: Not at all serious. That's about it. With a strange ending. I don't actually know why I wrote it. Please read and review though, I would love to hear your comments.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/17/2004
The Great Castle of Sauraman the Unwise reviews
...yeah. please write reviews. I love reviews. especially hint hint nice ones. over and out
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/17/2004