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Joined 09-18-04, id: 436648, Profile Updated: 10-09-09
Author has written 14 stories for Essay, Fantasy, Humor, Sci-Fi, Romance, Supernatural, Religion, Horror, and Life.

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Age: 18-21 years old

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Country of Origin: United States

Current Locale: American South

Political Views: Moderate Liberal

Spending Power: Zilch

Occupation: College Student (4 Year, Research University)

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Glitched by DamnGlitch reviews
No one chooses when and where they are born. The same is true of Gabe. Business, revolution, friends, family, and life as seen through the eyes of the artificial human / machine hybrid, Glitch.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/9/2003
Color Theory by and calliope said reviews
Injecting creepiness into household items since 1999.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
PostModernism and You! by T.J. Emmet reviews
Or: Just Because No One Understands You Doesn't Make You an Artist. A rant against all those stylised movement pieces and metaphorical women who are birds who are trapped in metaphorical cages which poses the question: If you don't get it, and your audien
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
O Mistress Mine by curiouserxcuriouser reviews
She was a gimmick and a half.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2006
Singing, Kissing a Fool by Faithless Juliet reviews
My first time singing at "The Green Step" night club.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2005
The I Love You Poem by Faithless Juliet reviews
He kissed my shoulder, and then my neck, and I let him curl a strand of my hair between his fingertips.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/9/2004
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The Cat reviews
Two girls find a cat.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2011
Homonculus
A story about Spiders.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Published: 7/17/2011
Fire Drill
A story about a fire drill.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
Signal 30 reviews
a poem about a dead man.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
A Creepier Doll reviews
A girl and her doll.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Consuming Flesh reviews
A zombie holocaust is not the best time to break up with a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Night Shift reviews
A young doctor takes the subway home one night.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008
A Poem reviews
A reassurance that my love will never die. How I write at 4 AM.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
How to Get a Girl reviews
Behold, a quick and easy guide on how to get a girlfriend. Now with advice on how to snag that loveliest of lovelies, the fangirl! Enjoy.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 12/26/2004
Black and White reviews
You see the petite little white girl? She's the one that's going seriously torture you. Me? The big black guy? I'm just going to hit you. Hard. But yes. Both of us are going to drink your blood. Don't cry. You'll just make her angrier. Or laugh. Depends.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
The Marriage Agent reviews
A pair of goats, a couple chickens, and several cases of imported alcohol will get you a lot in the Gobi Desert. A ride from an insane Chinese cabbie, more dried camel meat then I care to think about, a brace of horses, and, hopefully, a wife.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007
Aeronautics reviews
Well, we'll just hurl you up the keel-line of a gondola, through an inch of solid steel bulwark, and into a 300 degree engine room and see how YOU like it!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2006
Lighter's Handbook
It's easy to become introspective when your hanging over a stage by clinging to a cat-walk for dear life.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Published: 3/5/2006
Puss In Boots reviews
The key to success? Talking cats, public nudity, and torture. A twist on the classic fairy tale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2005