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Joined 09-26-04, id: 437628
Author has written 10 stories for Fantasy, Nature, Biography, Life, General, and Love.

Read mE a story and maybe I shall sing you one song...or I could just reveiw it...I have much to say and little space to say it in such a circumstance, and first of all, since it is elementary in thee basics of bio writing, hello.

Merf is mE. Merf=mE.

Merf would like to note that all who oppose do no prose with lame rhymes meant to do raP for certain bands not to name. She lovEs to read thee chronicles of cuba if she could ever find thee chronicles of cuba. For now, she searches in vain for thee chronicles and meets each day for her happy pleasant leech club. Drama people rock thee world such as if a rock were to hit thee earth and land on my toe. Though that might be my nose. But my toe would know. Yes, they are just that cool that they can get rocks to fly at thee earth in a certain perfect geographical way that it hits my toe, or perhaps my nose, and I pick it up and drop it on thee earth, and thus drama people(me being thee specified drama person as of current) makes a rock hit thee earth, and thus maybe rocking thee earth, or some such. Have your tubas ready kids! We're all going on our trip to Uzbekistan! I don't know thee spelliNGSHGHS of that word but I know what you know if you know that I know that I have one toe but also more than one toe, you know?

To my dearest budS and thee great works of these people, please read and reveiw their stuff. Of course, thee reading is implied because...who would reveiw without reading? Unless they are odd or they eat cheerios too many times a morning...anyway, I would like you to do that for me if it is at all possiblE.

Pointythings, weeba, wineredromance, avengerofmuffins, and starflames. aNd of coursE thee mysterious persons of persons. No matter. Anyway, havE fuN! I'm off to bake cookies right now...or something of such. what ever I feel like at this current moment.

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Cosmic Romance reviews
"Romance" can be interpreted many ways...here's something that is full of metaphor.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005
Thee writer reviews
I feel like I'm losing my ability to write and it's all going away...so this is thee only thing I could write right now, and it's just about that...thee ability that I am slowly losing...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/4/2005
Like this is the time of tunes in the yard of hay reviews
This is a out of the box kind of fast paced short story type thing.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2005
Shallow Goodbyes reviews
A very fast paced poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/15/2005
It is night
This is a story that has alot to do with my synesthesia, hearing motion and touch. It lets you see thee world in a different way, though I think that it is not because of thee snyesthesia aspect but because of thee way things are described.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Published: 4/15/2005
A light blue angel reviews
It's about the way she dances. It also has something to do with synesthesia because I mostly choose light blue letters to go along with the title.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/15/2005
Alone reviews
Using a comparison of a flower to sadness and loneliness. Enjoy. :(
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/15/2004
My life with dyslexia reviews
I have dyslexia. It sucks. Read the story of my embarrassing moments of the dyslexic life. Tis a pitty we couldn't film it. People would die laughing...
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2004
The outofplace seal reviews
A seal that never fits in with the other seals, which compares to my third grade experience.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2004
Animal Fantasy reviews
Okay, I this is one of my older writings, and its really bad. I pitty anyone who tries to read this. I am merely keeping this here on ceremony.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/26/2004
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