Stormy Eaton
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Joined 09-29-04, id: 437962
Author has written 14 stories for Fantasy, Friendship, General, Love, Fantasy, Humor, Life, and General.

Alrighty, all. Here's the deal. My only actualy stories that are up here...are insane. Just so you know ahead of time. Yes, before you even ask, I tend to poke at things that ought not be poked fun at. I just don't care, okay? If Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett can have fun with the End of the World, I will most certainly have some fun with Angels and Death. Because I'm morbid like that.

My poetry is mostly old; I haven't written any in quite a while. I dunno...I'm also trying to work on a story with a really heavy storyline that's rotting the better thinking part of my brain...yeah, it's the story where every character and setting comes from Nick Cave music. Sadly, some people won't get half of it. Oh well. I'm writing it for me, not them. They can just deal with what their uncultured (...) brains can grasp. I'm mean, aren't I..? Yeesh. The story isn't even on paper yet...man...

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Rap Intellectualized by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
Many people claim that rap is unintelligible garbage filled with nonsense words, such as bling-bling or shizzle. However, I say hip-hop can be just as intelligent as other musical genres. It just needs bigger words.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 36,567 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 7/17/2003
Guilty by Matet reviews
I've committed a crime...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Dude Looks Like A Lady by Sketchor reviews
“You know, this never would’ve happened if you had grown a mustache.” [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/24/2006
Worth It by Matet reviews
I made this poem to summarize my friend's feelings for this guy she likes. I think it's really sweet. It's not your typical ROMANTIC romantic poem. It's more of a sweet, innocent type of love or should I say crush. Hope you all enjoy!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
Love by Stephen G. Nelson reviews
A poem that I wrote when I first discovered that I was in love. I didn't know what these feelings were, so naturally I wrote them down.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2004
You Make Me Feel Sparkly by Kelpylion reviews
A parody of every cheesy teenage love poem I have ever read. Read, Laugh, and Review!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/3/2004
Not Your Average Damsel in Distress by Samurai Jade reviews
REVISED-Lady Ella is in deep trouble and not a single decent knight she meets is willing to help her. She's just gonna have to count on her wit to get out of this mess.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2003
Tender Tears by Chiinoyami-chan reviews
Your comfort to life may be right under your nose... Or eyes in this case. (Not my usual writing style.)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2003
Pretty Boy With the Guitar by Crimson Riley reviews
Those who play the guitar have a talent that could never possess i envy them and their having that form of expression
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2003
Game of Broken Hearts by Laruna reviews
Over the years I've come to know first-hand that it's not your enemy who hurts you most.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2003
A Midsummer Night's Dream by Cinnabar Scarlett reviews
A quatrain-form poem taking on a very European flavor... Irish faeries, Shakespeare's title...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2003
Aoi Umi :: Blue Sea by Cinnabar Scarlett reviews
Japanese with English translations. A ballade (the french ba-layed) about how people have ruined the earth and should return to the sea...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - Japanese - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2003
Look by Savvy reviews
Just a weird little poem.. It's kinda melodramatic. LoL. R & R please! ^_^
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2003
From Mordred, to Arthur by jei did it reviews
A letter by Sir Mordred, intended for his father, King Arthur. Written just before the Final Battle... never sent.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2002
From Arthur, To Mordred by jei did it reviews
A letter from King Arthur of Camelot to his bastard son, Mordred, written just before the Final Battle and never sent.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2002
As the cheese melts by SweetGrape reviews
Beautifully, deliciously, but SO slowly!!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2002
Guardian Of An Angel by Sapphire Weapon reviews
Lori is rich, antisocial and the sort of teenager who paints his bedroom walls black. So, what happens when he has to look after a ridiculously cute angel who can't fly? Shonen ai, of course!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,777 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/19/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002
Cheese by SweetGrape reviews
just silly-- I needed a poem about cheese!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/2/2002
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Watching Alice reviews
There's only Alice...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006
Gray reviews
Random blurb I had written in one of my numerous blogs. I dunno, I like it. R&R, neh?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/28/2005
I am
This is what I am. This is WHO I am. I'm proud of me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Published: 6/1/2005
Death Could Kill Ya! reviews
Who said Death wasn't funny? Yes, I tend to poke fun at things that ought not to be poked fun at. Heehee...;; Deal with it. Please R&R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/21/2005
Guardian Angel reviews
The title isn't gonna stay, but this'll do for now... It's about Guardian Angels living among Humans...please R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
With You reviews
Don't be afraid; I'm here for you. Yeah, this is kinda fluffy...what d'ya know...that's a first for me...please R&R!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2004
When reviews
Yes, this is for Ryou Bakura of YGO. It's kinda like...how he really feels and all that good stuff...kinda implied shonen-ai, so if you are afraid of that sorta thing, don't read and flame me... but, do R&R!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/19/2004
Sick reviews
You make me sick. Yeah, I hate being bossed around and held down. Yeah, so this ish about that...please R&R!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/19/2004
Why reviews
Yeah...just be yourself, people. That's what this poem's all about, I guess. SOOOO...please, R&R!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2004
Alone reviews
This was written for none other than...VINCENT VALENTINE! Yaay! Our favorite little FFVII angst-machine! I love him, and this is in his honor! Please R&R!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/19/2004
The Pirate reviews
PIRATES, BABY! They rock mah socks! And Johnny Depp dressed as a pirate gives inspiration! As do crazy, obsessed best friends...so, please R&R!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/19/2004
Evil reviews
Evil, ne..? I write it for the bad guys in every story. We tend to forget that they're just as impotant as the heroes. This ish for them, okies..? Please R&R!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2004
Invisible reviews
laughs This is one I'm proud of...written for someone I never knew...which is explained inside... Ever feel like the person you want to get close to the most has no idea you exist..? Yeah? Then this is for you. Please R&R!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/18/2004
The Vampire reviews
Eh, this ish an oldie but goodie, as they say... The rating is only for some questionable language, but this really isn't PG-13...I'm just being careful, ya know..? Please R&R
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/18/2004