Author has written 45 stories for Fantasy, Love, Friendship, Nature, Family, Life, Young Adult, Romance, War, and General.
Hello and welcome to Unstable Kitten's bio. Before we begin our tour there are a few things I would like to point out.
1)Please keep hands, arms, legs and all removable appendages inside the cart at all times
Hey! I'm Unstable Kitten and I am not un- HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY BIO!? LEAVE! NOW! As I was saying no unstablity here.
Anyways I'm 16, live in a slightly bigger middle of nowhere and most of my writing is dark and scary. If you don't like dark and scary deal with it or leave! Hold on a second...The Invisible Dude would like to speak to you.
Invisible Dude: Hello all, welcome to my mistress' bio. Please be kind to her...*lowers voice* she has some problems.
Unstable Kitten: I do not have problems! *Begins beating Invisible Dude*
Dude: Ow! Mistress! Please! I'm sorry!
Anyways...I would like you all to know many of my works are inspired by many things but two of my main muses would have to be my father and my ex boyfriend, F*kface, yeah, I'm the angsty girl who nobody loves; who cares?
Annoucer voice* This has been a public service annoucement by Unstable Kitten, voiced by the annocer voice man. No invisible poeple were seriously harmed during the making of this bio.
Invisible Dude: He's lying! *moans in pain*
Yeah so I'm a little messed. I'm gonna stop before I cost you more in threapy. Byesasasas!