Xuewen
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Joined 10-04-04, id: 438505
Author has written 21 stories for Romance, War, Life, Humor, General, Friendship, Love, School, Humor, and Horror.

Random bits and pieces from my head:

Xuewen is I, or The Writer Formerly Known as The Renaissance Song and Koleen Tameeks. (Thus quoth Prince once upon a time.)

No, don't run away! I'm a nice person, really. -smiles angelically-

Though you wouldn't want to take a trip through my mind, to use something my friend Mannon would say.

I love to make new friends, so add me on MSN or YIM if you wanna talk!

I have a new sexy crush, and his name is Joe -小综, if anyone cares-, and I love his new haircut! (He looked too much like a girl with his old hair, LOL.)

I changed my pen name to my real name because I was tired of answering the "What's your real name/ Is your pen name your real name" question over and over again. I'm lazy like that.

I'm redoing my profile now because I'm bored and because I don't want to swot for the Math Test (Differential Equations plus P&C, ick) tomorrow.

I'm v. Chinese in my beliefs and way of thinking for a girl with mixed heritage.

I wish that people will stop saying Eurasians are pretty because I'm not, and my revelation that I am always shocks them to the core. -snigger-

I like writing/reading fics/novels with an international cast, instead of All-American/British/Chinese/Fill-in-the-blank-with-another-race casts. It makes things much more interesting, no?

I usually stay away from angst-y or dramatic stories no matter how brilliant they are, because- hey, I cried and remained depressed for a week after reading Sparks' A Walk to Remember. Yes, I'm battier than a bat, I know.

I love the new James Bond- Daniel Craig! He is my new guilty pleasure. Sexay schmexay.

I'm ashamed of myself, because I look so much younger than my own age; to such an extent that it isn't funny anymore. Okay, maybe sometimes. But it's usually tiresome when people mistake me for jailbait.

I won't post my current age here just to be contrary- and I'll be able to act mysterious!- so if you really want to know, send me an email! To which I'll be really impressed at your tenacity, and but I'll probably not tell you anyway because that smacks too much of stalkerism. WAHAHAHA.

I think that's it. I can't think of anything else. Awww. -puts on best Just-For-Laughs voice- Muuummmyyyy, it's ovveeeerrrr!


News on 24th Jan '08:

OP Chapter Six is up + Explanation why OP is the way it is. Thanks to awestruck4!


News on 20th Jan '08:

OP Chapter 5 up! Read and review, please.


..Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

-Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind.


Upcoming projects included:

Office Politics: She's the company's new talent. He's the CEO- and the boss' son. He thinks she's a hussy. She thinks he's one cliched arrogant bastard. What happens when people around them try to push them together and pull them apart simultaneously? (Written in the minimalistic format.)

Disjointed Souls, A Novella: They were in love. They got married. Somewhere along the line, love stepped over that thin line to become hate. And she has suffered a miscarriage. What is he going to do, abandon her? But she's his wife!

I Never: She’s loud. He’s soft. She hides her emotions behind a smile. He buries his passions behind a mask. She thinks she’ll never love again. He thinks he’ll never find someone to love him. Can these two lost souls find their missing half in each other through a drunken game of “I Never”?

Want to Bet?: She liked him. He didn't like her. So she didn't like him. Now they're working together. He makes a bet that she will fall for him. She overhears it. He tries his best. She brushes him off. But he's falling for her. She hates him. Now, what?

Amour Platonique?: They've always been the best of friends- or so he thought. Her opinion is otherwise, but he never listens, so what's the point? Sequel to Want to Bet?.

Pending drafts included:

Memoirs of a Martian: "See, people always say, women are from Venus, and men are from Mars. I'm a bloke. Therefore, it is logical to deduce that I am a Martian, using the hypothesis above. It's a memoir because 'diary' sounded prissy. Do you see a pink heart anywhere?"

Nominations and Awards:

Betrothal; nominated for: Most Humourous (Incomplete) -SKOW Awards Round One.

Best Cliche (Incomplete) -SKOW Awards Round One.

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Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,598 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 11/2/2004
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,828 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
-fin- The mostly lighthearted story of Rafael Montgomery, who has been accidentally enrolled into a girl's boarding school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7165 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Royal Trepidations by AngelofArtemis reviews
It was a time of mages and danger, of princes and demons, of love and betrayal. A time when an ancient evil resurrected itself and two childhood enemies must come together to save Gaeron from a force that once almost destroyed it. Is there love in hate?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,156 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 11/6/2003
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,158 - Reviews: 4792 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Reality Bites by cashew reviews
Let me begin by telling you all that I am a complete mess. I am twenty-six, a virgin, and stuck in a dead-end job. However, my new boss is, well, completely hot. Hmm, things could get interesting...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,524 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 11/25/2004
A Quick Bite by The Burning Roses reviews
REMOVED. After being bitten by a vampire, Lexie Windham fears that her life is over...literally. Little does she know the twists that Fate has in store for her...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Everything For Love by The CandyCane Princess reviews
Shana has to deal with her rich boy stepbrother Kelley while trying to get the boy of her dreams to notice her. But has she got her eye on the right guy? UPDATED!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,403 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
What I Want in a Guy by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
I had it all figured out! Tall, Dark and Dangerous. That was my type of guy. But then the exact opposite came into my life. Now I'm confused. It's Tall, Dark and Dangerous VS Gorgeous, Blonde and Sweet. What's worse is...they're brothers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,761 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 4/18/2004
A Sweet Inducement by Clavel reviews
When Stella walked into Zephyr to ask for a job as a chef, she never thought she would walk out with not only the job but a fake boyfriend too! NO LONGER ANSWERING REVIEWS FOR THIS STORY AS I JUST GET PISSED OFF NO ONE READS THE AUTHOR NOTES!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,712 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Quid Pro Quo by TwystedFate reviews
Nora Muldoon never believed in love, until she babysat for the unruly Mrs. Prescott, who kept bodice-ripper romance books all over her house, and met her son, Gideon ..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,861 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
My Happy Ending by Niccy reviews
After hooking up over the summer, Caroline never expected to see Justin again. Imagine her surprise when he turns up a month later as the new guy at her school. She should be happy, and she would be… if he weren’t dating the school captain.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,067 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Hilton Academy by Harmonized reviews
Bright, stubborn & independent Jesse hates her peers at Hilton. Titled, chilled & handsome William fits in just fine. Can he convince her that not everyone hailing from wealth is shallow? Can he convince everyone else that class doesn’t matter?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 196,933 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
Connection by Cherie Dee reviews
Young executive Lila Alvarez tried to forget that one night she shared with her boss six months ago. But her employer thinks they owe it to themselves to find out just how well they work together outside the office...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,362 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 6/23/2004
Liv and Damien by ski1118 reviews
What happens when the only person you suddenly want is the one you've been arguing with since you were six? One school play turns both their worlds upside down and changes everything they thought they knew/felt about each other. Written from both POV's.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 167,903 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 3/15/2003
Leave Love Bleeding in my Hands by Isabelle88 reviews
Nicholas McBain and Sasha Madden work for the FBI and were mortal enemies. Now to solve a case they have to pretend to be newlyweds in love, but the problem is they hate each other but when it all becomes too dangerous, will love concur all? complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,408 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Complete
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Office Politics reviews
She's the company's new talent. He's the boss' son. He thinks she's a hussy. She thinks he's a bastard. What happens when people around them try to push them together and pull them apart simultaneously? Read and review, please. Criticism welcome! [SIX up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,777 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007
Bertha reviews
We never did know Bertha's private thoughts. [Written for a Lit assignment as reflection upon completing Jane Eyre.]
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
A Stolen Kiss reviews
Why didn't we get together? Happy New Year, everyone![Written for the New Year Challenge on BC.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
What's in a Name? reviews
At Christmas, you tell the truth. That motivated him. [Written for the Christmas Challenge on BC.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
我一直都不好 reviews
Counter lyrics to S.H.E.'s 你最近还好吗?.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - Chinese - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Fantaisie Impromptu reviews
She saw, she wanted, and she took. No one can ever say that she lacked spontaneity.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/15/2007
Cambodia reviews
About the old situation [not that the new is much improvement] in Cambodia.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
India reviews
A short, abstract one about the poor in India.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
A Proposal reviews
A sortof oneshot I wrote for a Drabble Challenge. It feels good to be back!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Betrothal reviews
[DISCONTINUED] When Lady Wilhelmina and Rafe, the Duke of Somerset got betrothed against their will by their meddling relatives, there was only one thing to do: Team up for the fooling of the century. [Regency]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,170 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Complete
The Mentor reviews
Teachers aren't your parents away from home anymore.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/26/2006
Confessions of A Converted Slut reviews
She can play the role of a homemaker as well as that of a Lolita. What a lucky guy he is.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2006
I'm Gonna Miss You reviews
Who says guys aren't sensitive? From one jock to another jock during their graduation day.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/15/2006
Poor Little Girl reviews
Something for a friend. Friendship, not laughter, is the best medicine.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/12/2006
To wish Her a Happy Birthday reviews
I can talk about Little Ms Muffet for ages/ And about Jack and Jill’s silly rages/ About the old woman in the shoe’s surliness/ And about Georgie Porgie’s cheekiness.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/17/2005
Damned reviews
Obscenity/ You sullied our eyes from just looking at you/ You are to be deserted, isolated, condemned/ You are to be abandoned, ridiculed, detested.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/17/2005
Lamentation of the Humans' Bloody Stupid Behaviour reviews
My rant towards idiots who love the the words chinks, niggas, fags.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/17/2005
A Broken Spirit reviews
After being let down by the man she loved above all in her life, she knew that there was only one choice for her. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/17/2005
A Love Letter reviews
From a besotted fool to the object of her affections, risking all just for him to love her. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/17/2005
Tommy Boy
Something I'd done for English class about the song Tell Laura I Love Her. Laura reminisces about her lost love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Published: 11/17/2005
First Impressions reviews
Will Mr. Bennett fall for Ms. Darcey this time round?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2005
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