Author has written 10 stories for Romance, Love, Friendship, and Fable.
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5/29/05- Recent news- Jennifer (my girlfriend) and I broke up after a year and a half. Long, long story. She wants a guy, I'm not one. So therefore, we broke up.
6/1/05- More recent news- There is getting talk of future getting back together-ness. All you people who believe in higher powers that you can petition through prayer or some kind of equivalent, please pray that Jennifer and I get back together.
6/19/05- Happy Father's Day everyone. I am still in Towson, kicking it collegiate style. My sister is here for the weekend and we are headed out to dinner with my father soon. Sorry no updates. You have to save it to upload it and I've been using school computers (which don't like you to save things). So hopefully when I get back to Tampa I will update. Unless of course I am too busy commiting suicide since I will be taking French II and working. If I can work y'all in, I will. Love to all my readers and reviewers!
7/26/05- Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry I haven't updated. I was going to, but I got distracted. French is whupping my butt and so is love. Damn the man. Or woman as the case may be. I start work tomorrow at McDonalds. Don't laugh. Okay, you can if you want. It's a paycheck though which means more books and CDs. And coffee. Ooooh and chocolate and that spring break trip to see Jennifer. No, we're not back together. It looks like I may be 50 and retired before that happens. Long story. Not fun. But I want to see her, so I'll try to. I have a feeling I will look stupid in those uniforms. Tired though, so sleep is coming like NOW. I have class and work tomorrow. And tons of french homework. I need to stop thinking. It only makes things worse.
"Boys, boys go away. Don't come back 'cause I am gay!" Me
"What's a horse?" Me
"You know, you see so many people at floating conventions." Juni
"Or if we hire a hooker we're going out for breakfast." Juni
"So wait, he kisses with his fingers in his ears?" Me
"It's coooold" Juni and me
"Wow, whenever I think about her and her going to the fancy art school and all, I don't know, it makes me feel so unimportant or like I haven't done anything special." Me
"Ellie's here, woohoo!" Me, jump up and down and a candle comes crashing down
"I'm a fabulous boyfriend." Me
"If there was a cigarette scented perfume, I would so buy it. All the smell without the tobacco." Me
"I just can't float off of this kid anymore." Juni
"You da hottie... and he's running away..." Juni
"I chew my ass for fun." Me
"That's like when I died!" Me
"Yeah, because wetting myself always makes everybody seem so sinister." Juni
"The hills are alive with the sound of panting." Me
"That's the day we all became the Breaky Bunch." Juni
"You remember Greg aka Love Muffin Gerg."
"Guys are such dicks." Juni
"Bad sex should be bad." Me
"I will beat you with the pen!" Me
"Yes, you scary vampire cat?" Juni
"Let's go smell Mount Doom!" Me
"I can't. I have rehearsal." A bumper sticker
"I'm sorry I haven't been to church. I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian." A bumper sticker
"Oh, this is a road!" My mom (we were lost)
"You're a pawn in the game of life. But the game is checkers." Unkie
"There are so many people that love you with a firey passion that would hate him with a firey passion if he firey-passioned you with too much fire." Me
"You're so spinny with your creativity." Juni
"You gotta watch out for those theatre people!" Juni
"I could totally do one of the 'I love you more, no I love you more' fights with you, but I couldn't my girlfriend!" Me
"We have that movie style love, the soulmate, never fighting kind of love... without the sex." Me to Juni
"Okay, so I'm going to marry my prom dress and have it's babies and I'm going to have an affair with my shoes. And then my dress will have an affair with your prom dress and you'll sleep with the dress babies." Me
"So you don't care enough about me to share your bitchiness? I've only known you for 12 years! Geez, what's wrong with you, Cassie?" Juni
(Background info for this next quote... I love bats and I hate, loathe, and despise Sean.)
"Wine me, dine me, sixty-nine me."Jennifer (has no tact, which truely is only for those not intelligent enough to use sarcasm)
"And check out that one... legs all the way up to her bum" Picnic at Hanging Rock
"We have things! Go us!" Juni and me
"Rock that muumuu!" Juni
"I got Elvis' number and put it in my underwear." Juni
"Lord, what fools these mortals be!" Shakespeare
"Use me but as your spaniel, strike me, spurn me, beat me lose me; only give me leave, unworthy as I am, to follow you." Shakespeare
"In nature there's no blemish but the mind, none can be called deformed but the unkind." Shakespeare
"As she looks down upon a shattered youth/ A shattered mirror shows a shattered truth" Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
"Proofreading is next to godliness." Professor Vatz
"So you'd let me take advantage of you or hurt you?" Me
"Shall we run for our lives?" Puumba
"Your eyes are cold like an empty soul and I'm burning up inside" Miranda Lambert, There's a Wall from the CD Kerosene
And my all time favorite quote: "I love you".
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