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Joined 11-01-04, id: 442094
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About me...hmm. What's to say? Sometimes, I'm a borderline sociopath and others a bubbling fount of laughter. My weapons lie in my pen/keyboard and my, oftentimes biting, tongue - be it in wit, argument or pure, unadulterated sarcasm (oo, my favourite). It is a tragic shortcoming of mine to insult everyone in my path, I just see the opportunity and strike, it isn't anything personal. I merely enjoy the chance to sharpen my wit for my next encounter with my older brother, who taught me how to trade verbal blows in the first place, and knock him down. No more little kid fishing for a good comeback. Of course, one cannot describe me without bringing in books- mystery, action, adventure, humour, sci-fi, fantasy and, of late, romance. If it's fiction, if it's well written, then I want it. Picture your dream home with the tennis court, arcade, pool - whatever floats your boat - mine has a huge library, floor to ceiling covered in books, comfy sofa, mini-fridge. A little sanctuary for only me.

But I am not without exposure to the modern, consumer-driven, pop-culture dominated, world. I have been known to obsess over various television series without coherent thoughts for days at a time, slave to my passion for whatever. Will power was never one of my strong suits. Music of almost every genre occupies me every minute it can, my head is my own personal jukebox that won't shut up when I try to do an exam. I just know I'm going to fail my GCSEs because the gramaphone in my head is playing a broken record and I don't have time to reach in there and yank it out.

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Favorite food: Umm, unsure. Italian food

Favorite series: Currently, Anita Blake- Vampire Hunter. Also Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan and Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind

Favorite TV series: Forever BuffyTVS,currently the OC, looking to Joan of Arcadia, with trediptationAlias, occaisionally Dark Angel, formerly Charmed, for laughs Scrubs, fondly treasured Allo Allo,Mind Your Language and Friends

Favorite sport: First Basketball, Volleyball, Badminton and Floorball

Secretwish: To be able to play at least 4 instruments, sing, draw and colour

Future ambition: Unsure exactly, but be mainstream in something non-science or maths oriented (possibly psychology) and be an author on the side with some art projects thrown in

Most valued trait: Innocence - no, not naivete(By valued I mean what I consider most valued, not necessarily in me)

Deepest Regret: Trusting myself completely, to the point of arrogance and ignorance

Fondest Memories: Rehearsals for the play 'Angelina'
Learning how to hold the bat while playing cricket
Having a sleep-over with my kindergerten best friends
Having lunch with my brother and his friends
Seeing my brother for the first time in months
Rooming with friends in Chiang Mai, Russia &New Zealand

Quotes: 'Paranoia is the mother of invention' - Anita Blake, created by Laurell K. Hamilton
'Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed' - Anita Blake
'Assuming the worst is always safer. And usually truer' - Anita Blake
'You come to love someone not by finding the perfect person but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly' - Don't know who said that
'I love deadlines, I especially love the sound they make as they go whooshing by' - Douglas Adams, author of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
'Love makes you do the wacky' - Buffy & Willow from BuffyTVS
'Apparently Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words' - Xander from BuffyTVS (I concur!)
'Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons' - Giles
'You know, people underestimate the value of a good ramble.' - Buffy
'I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away.' - Xander
'It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.' - Xander
'That was hardly the worst mistake you'll ever make... That wasn't quite as comforting as it was meant to be.' - Giles
'Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires, and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time!' - Giles (This totally applies to debating, we must spend all our time for the team, social lives are for lesser mortals. Sheesh)
'I think I speak for everyone here when I say, "huh?"' - Buffy (and me in class...)

Philosophies: - Do your best at all times, if you fail it won't stop you from feeling like crap, but at least from that point you can always blame someone else. : D
- Take everything with a grain of salt, and take compliments with a bucket of it
- Never argue when you are winning
- When in doubt, shut the hell up and leave it alone
- Buck up and believe in yourself, because if you don't, they won't. Confidence is fine, arrogance is excessive
- Know when to bow out gracefully

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All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Stealing Madison by Vaeleska reviews
NEW CHAPTER 32! Madison Carter and Jason Curtis. Sworn enemies. The pair were separated for 6 years, until now. With her best friend, Nathan King, confessing feelings for her, and Jason back in her life, Madison has to choose. Childhood enemy? or Bestie?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 114,799 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 2/5/2005
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
May The Festivities Begin reviews
Sseduction of the idle male exercised on a rookie in love, the minor mental wanderings of a trapped soul who doesn't want to play.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 11/27/2004