Boys For Sale
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Joined 11-09-04, id: 443174
Author has written 6 stories for Politics, Love, Humor, and Life.

I hate stereotypes.

I am just-your-average straight male trapped in the body of a lesbian-bisexual boy-girl. (I am not transgendered.)

Just call me Dudley. Really. I've got a polo shirt, some khakis and a nametag to prove it.

I adore intelligent, insane,witty (preferrably British) cartoon villians. See Grand Duke, "Rock-a-Doodle", Prince Froglip, "The Princess and the Goblin" (who is British and insane but not quite witty and itelligent... but still my favourite) , Scar from "Lion King" and "Aladdin's" Jafar (whose accent is English, for no apparent reason.).

Things I treasure are as follows: Harry Potter characters, Tori Amos, classic literature, food, and wild wild women.

I like to think that I am intelligent, insane, witty, and British.

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Glitter Boy by breakdown in the waiting room reviews
The rhyming, (she thinks unrequited) love of a girl for her gay best friend. Self-centered, certainly; but that is the nature of grief and, sometimes, love.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/18/2004
Boys Will Be Girls by Scarby reviews
They like to simply sweep it off / With a naïve "Boys will be boys" / And "Girls will be girls." (Deals with transgender/transsexual issues. Don't like, don't read.)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/21/2004
My Sanguinary Valentine by Littlethings reviews
A poem, that with any luck will speak for itself. Please review (but you knew I would say that).
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2004
You're My Guy by CrazyWriter reviews
A transgender muses about love and relationships and why they can’t just be a butch lesbian. Gender-sensitive issues. Please read and review.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/12/2003
Why Don't You Look Up by SilentG reviews
Severus Snape Poetic Musing
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/25/2002
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Stairway to Heaven
Grit, unpaid bills and selfish issues. But hey. He got a great girl out the deal.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
Guess My Gender reviews
It's really easy to tell a person's gender!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/18/2004
The Duke Am I reviews
Have you seen "Rock-a-doodle", the crazy cartoon about an Elvis rooster? If so, read my poem! I know you've been tainted by it as well! Don't deny your childhood fears!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/10/2004
Fighting to Be reviews
I am comparing myself to a certain sweet transvestite in this poem about my ideal world. Don't dream it. BE it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2004
Glitter reviews
Bisexuality can be pleasingly confusing.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2004
The Homophobe reviews
A homophobic man watches gays marching upon his television screen. He doesn't understand what they are marching for.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2004