hey! lotsa my friends told me about this site so I joined!(yeah a lame reason...) ok my name is... :shifty eyes: hahaha no way don't worry I am NOT gona be stupid and write my name but hmm you can call me...pooky... you know from garfield? (if you don't then...READ GARFIELD IT'S SOO CUTE!) right...and now i will answer all your questions!

THANK GOD I"M A: female
BRING ME PRESENTS ON: my birthday duh
I AM A: fairy :cough not cough:
I AM HERE BECAUSE: i will bore you to death
THESE QUESTIONS ARE: lame

okay so now i have answered ALL your questions

Kitty: you have not!! :trys to strangle pooky!:

alert!! beware of this random person!!...okayyy right I will pretend you guys all understood that nodds to herself

Oh yeah and I would love some reviews when I start writing and since I suck

Kitty: you think? :sarcastic:

if you DON'T like my stories cough other reader cough do me a favour and...DON'T READ THEM! hahha just kidding just tell me why and I will try and fix them

Kitty: yeah right pooky is soo lazy an stoopid an...

grrr...:strangles Kitty: but seriously I'll reply if I don't fix them and if you want to be mean here's a tip DON'T! hahaha

Kitty: could you stop with the laughing?

luv y'all :ahem but not Kitty ahem:

Kitty: like I care :sniff sniff:

awww ok luv ya too Kitty!

~~~A day with lil Kitty and Pooky~~

lil pooky: KITTY!!! lookay lookay!!

lil kitty: what is it? is it a bug?? let ME squash it dis time!!!

lil pooky: nuh uh its a : waits for suspense:

lil kitty: WHAT??!! i'm gonna wet my pants if i wait any longer!!!

lil pooky: :in a amazed voice: its a magic masheen...

lil kitty: oooOOoooOOOooo a magic masheen ...what does it do?

lil pooky: well you put in bread...

:slots bread into machine:

lil kitty: let me see let me see!!!!

lil pooky: stop you're in my way!!

lil kitty: fine its a stupid masheen :sulks: anywayz if dats all it does. I can make bread dissappear easy with my mouth! :nodds proudly:

lil pooky: dats not it! see its been 5 minutes now and so out popps...

lil pooky and kitty: TOAST!!

lil kitty: WOW! where did da bread go? :looks around:

lil pooky: dunno weird huh??

: lil pooky and kitty eat toast together:

YUMMMM...

pooky: man you were so stupid back then...:shakes head:

kitty: yeah I can't believe you fell for that!!

pooky: me too...wait fell for what?? YOU didn't know it was a toaster either!!

kitty: aww I so knew it was a toaster I was just kidding ya!

pooky: why you...

(words have been deleted due to non pg13 related...)

Lot's of people have been confused in whether in which stories I will update in... due to my lazyiness...

The day the world became corrupted by us: Probably never...but you never know! Wait does that make sense?

Kitty: NO!

Trapped In a Cage: Basically the first half is finished and I'm going to start a sequel...eventually so don't get your hopes up!

Going Bananas: Yesh I am gonna finally continue this plotless story!

Too Beautiful: Yes I ACTUALLY have a plot for this story so I will continue!

Thanks for wasting your time!! -^^-

LUV CHA!!