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Joined 11-10-04, id: 443402, Profile Updated: 10-11-08
Author has written 3 stories for Fantasy, Horror, and Mystery.

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She's double-oh automatic.

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10.11.08 : Soooo, logged on today for the first time since 2006! I should get an award for that. =D Not sure if I'm going to be continuing any of the stories already posted, but I will definitely be bringing out some new material sooner or later (mainly because I don't remember where I was going with any of them!) And also because I highly doubt any of my readers are around =P

Hey guyzzzz =D I'm Jackie. Please keep all hands, legs, purses, babies, heads, shoes, shirts, drinks, cokes, heroin, weed and beer inside the golf cart at all times. I don't want to clean up after you messy bitches.

To the immediate left we have a messy stack of papers, strewn around in what looks like some odd formation but really has no significance whatsoever. I just try to look profound. If we pan a bit to the right, we see a 15-inch white Apple Macbook, where all these lovely stories are conducted, edited, printed, and groveled over.

Surrounding my preciouscomp are various paperclips, a mug of 4-day-old orange juice, a box of cereal (because everyone needs a pick me up) and some post-its reminding me when my favorite shows are on. (House?)

And lest I not forget my lovely cd-player/iPod that my life shamefully revolves around. And next to it, a plentiful cd collection including the Misfits Greatest Hits, Warped Tour '03 '04, '05 and '06 compilations, tons of free demos and a cute little Lion King soundtrack.

This concludes the exciting, mesmerizing, (and very brief!) tour of Jackie's desk. Oh, and be sure to check out the links above also!

Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas.

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All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4835 - Favs: 3,699 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Stranded by Ladiebug reviews
She was trying to coax herself back to sleep when the ship suddenly tilted, and water began to gush under the door. She sat bolt upright in bed, her heart pounding. This can't be happening...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,077 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/21/2006
I'M WATCHING YOU by Koala in Glasses reviews
Christina (Tina) has been getting theese really wierd messages from a guy that aparently knows way too much about her. Lots of twists, but they come along later. Hope you like
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004
9:11 by unapologetic reviews
If I told you this, you wouldn't believe me. That's why I call my autobiography a fiction, because there's a particular day that's so unrealistic, even I doubt it. It was the day I went to visit my surrogate father. This is my story.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005
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In the Eye of the Beholder reviews
Dear Amy, I watched you today. Followed you to school. Smiled at how you rushed about, afraid of being late. I'm watching you. You'll see.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2005
Drip, drop reviews
Like the falling of rain, someone could just as easily plunge to their own death, falling from the darkness of the sky. A death unexplained and sheathed in angst. Like the falling of rain. Drip, drop.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/11/2005
Look For Me By Moonlight reviews
A vampire's last plea to a mortal.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/10/2004