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Joined 11-10-04, id: 443476
Author has written 180 stories for Love, Humor, Politics, Life, Nature, Family, Work, Supernatural, Friendship, Religion, Humor, Song, Play, General, School, General, Romance, and Essay.

I bit my tongue
I never talked too much
I tried to be so strong
I did my best
I used the gentle touch
I've done it for so long
You put me down
But I can laugh it off
And act like nothing's wrong
But why pretend
I think I've heard enough
Of your familiar song
I tell you what I'm going to do
I'll try to take my mind off you
And now that you don't need my help
I'll use the time to think about myself
You're not aware
Of what you put me through
But now the feeling's gone
But I don't mind
Do what you have to do
You don't fool anyone
I'll tell you what I'm going to do
I'll take a different point of view
And now that you don't need my help
I'll use the time to think about myself
The definition of friendship
Apparently ought to be
Showing support for the one that you love
And I was open to friendship
But you didn't seem to have any to spare
While you were riding to Vanity Fair
There was a time
When every day was young
The sun would always shine
We sang along
When all the songs were sung
Believing every line
That's the trouble with friendship
For someone to feel it
It has to be real or it wouldn't be right
And I keep hoping for friendship
But I wouldn't dare to presume it was there
While you were riding to Vanity Fair
-p. mccartney "riding to vanity fair"

Do the Frenetic Dance Escape Outlive or Live by thank you thoughtful reviews
"my god, there is static EVERYWHERE..."
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2005
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Selflessness reviews
I still cant give it anymore
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Advantage Man reviews
Why do you wake up ashamed of yourself when you went to sleep happy?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Filthy Etiquette reviews
Tell me the proper way to kill a man
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Callousness reviews
Get me a shovel
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006
The Serenity Prayer reviews
I've found a new way to shirk responsibility
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006
Caffeine reviews
Just tell the insomniac to get some sleep
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/19/2006
The Vietnam War
How could I dare to wait so long?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Published: 5/19/2006
An Afternoon in which I discovered a turtle reviews
What if I got on my knees and demanded exoneration?
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/17/2006
Adam and Eve were into leather reviews
I wish the ocean would just disappear
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006
Achievement reviews
I don't know about you but I'm standing in the winner's circle
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2006
Amputation reviews
You'd think this is funny if you knew what I was talking about
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/1/2006
Sabachthani reviews
I thought I was being reasonable
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/29/2006
Divine Masturbation reviews
If it makes you feel better I don't care anymore
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006
Christ was crucified on Black Friday reviews
Whoever said Thanksgiving isn't a commercial holiday?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/18/2006
Janet! Donkeys! reviews
If only it didn't have to be true
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006
Golden Moments reviews
Once she's been offended there is never any turning back
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006
Choices reviews
Some choices have consequences
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006
Washington's Farewell Address reviews
"Let me start this off by telling you that I love you"
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2006
Face Cancer reviews
God you're ugly
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/22/2006
Marurity reviews
I have all the time in the world
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/16/2006
The Prodigal Son reviews
People will love you when you tell them what they want to hear
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/13/2005
Parenting Techniques reviews
I am learning memorable lessons
Poetry: Family - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/13/2005
My sister wants her mother back reviews
You promised
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2005
Honesty reviews
I have learned
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/8/2005
The one I kiss is the one you want
The girl I used to love
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Published: 12/4/2005
Anecdote reviews
Boy did I feel silly
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/4/2005
It's a new year
Feel free to be unlike yourself
Poetry: School - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Published: 12/4/2005
Handle with care reviews
I'll never raise my voice again
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/25/2005
Have a nice day reviews
This isn't your food
Poetry: Work - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/23/2005
A woman at the DriveThru reviews
The straw that breaks the camel's back
Poetry: Work - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/18/2005
Political babies reviews
Voting rights for people of all ages
Poetry: Politics - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/15/2005
The Beatitudes reviews
Blessings for everyone!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/7/2005
Formal Resignation reviews
I am not going to step down
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/7/2005
The Insomnia Room
There is a room in every house in which it is impossible to sleep
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,037 - Published: 11/3/2005
Setting Anniversary Cards on Fire reviews
It would have been a year between us
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/31/2005
Unrequital demonstration reviews
I live with this every day
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/27/2005
Sex symbol reviews
I am idealism
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/25/2005
Forgiveness reviews
I'm so sorry
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/19/2005
Shock therapy reviews
But now the frivolous things that make me laugh somehow seem offensive
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/16/2005
Partial Scan of an Enebriate Mind reviews
I forgive you for assuming you are still my life
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005
Everything and Nothing reviews
I wanted to heal old sores and slip away
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/14/2005
Deer reviews
Deer
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/10/2005
Apology reviews
I would learn that deep inside of me, I am a failure
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/7/2005
The Honor Code reviews
God forbid there be too many of us
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/3/2005
Everybody forgot my birthday reviews
You know the type
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2005
When ye have transgressed reviews
There is no if
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/25/2005
The bridges of Konigsburg reviews
Help me stop it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005
SIlver Catharsis reviews
Who am I write now?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/16/2005
social pornography reviews
I'm going to prove myself because I'm better than you
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/15/2005
Monkey on your back reviews
I stand at arm's length from everyone
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/15/2005
This is how I really feel reviews
This is how I really feel
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/13/2005
A near drowning incident while fishing reviews
The moment we get too close is the moment we get too far
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/11/2005
Wedding Planner reviews
Obsession
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/9/2005
Regret reviews
And what is forgiven is still on the table for picking up again
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2005
Runaways reviews
People are getting what they want
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/7/2005
A dancecussion reviews
Let's have a discussion
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/7/2005
Smiled at reviews
It's okay, right?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2005
Comic Strip reviews
I am the cartoon version of myself
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2005
Love Note reviews
I love you
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/31/2005
Better reviews
People throw their lives away all the time
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2005
The Undecalogue reviews
The Undecalogue
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/30/2005
Box fan reviews
Just try to be offended by this
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/30/2005
Unimportant feelings reviews
Anything except the hard stuff
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/29/2005
SelfConfidence reviews
I need to avoid offending my audience
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/28/2005
Illiteracy reviews
I've made a mistake
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/28/2005
Curses for disobedience reviews
I'm eating my children
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2005
A Rock in a weary land reviews
I'll say absurd things and hope I sound deep
Poetry: Religion - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/23/2005
Pavlove reviews
People can be trained to show affection
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/20/2005
Medusa reviews
I never needed a hug so much in my life
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/15/2005
Burnt Offering reviews
Eat whatever you want
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/9/2005
Illness reviews
I think that makes it worse
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/8/2005
Getting lost easily reviews
I thought I didn't need it
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/1/2005
Moses strikes the rock reviews
Love is like salt because it burns wounds
Poetry: Religion - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/31/2005
Cheap Grace reviews
No
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/31/2005
Jealousy reviews
There are some things that will not turn a boy into a man
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/30/2005
Shatter reviews
Dangerous places
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/29/2005
Summer Reading reviews
Universal politically correct garbage
Poetry: School - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/28/2005
Invitation reviews
I may indeed
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/27/2005
The World McDonald's Badminton League reviews
Anybody can do your job
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/27/2005
Destroy all their pictures reviews
Destroy all my pictures
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/26/2005
Guest Appearance reviews
Ignoring people
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/25/2005
Sperm Count reviews
Dreams are things that don't happen
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/22/2005
Lovers reviews
I want to completely saturate this with allegory
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/19/2005
A hug and a kiss goodbye reviews
And that makes me sad
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/19/2005
The difference between the sacred and the secular reviews
I owe debts to everyone I've ever met
Poetry: Religion - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/18/2005
Picture Day reviews
At least I look good
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2005
Trust Drugs reviews
Melancholy does live on, but it becomes more generic
Poetry: Family - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/14/2005
Eulogy reviews
I'm tired now
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/10/2005
Theophany reviews
forgiving me stuff
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/9/2005
Advice reviews
Little boys looking for girls to kiss and use
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/9/2005
A man and a woman reviews
I tried to sleep but I have fleas
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/6/2005
Mauve reviews
Don't spill your ice cream
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/6/2005
Dancing People reviews
The day is not mine
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/6/2005
Hyperbole reviews
Checkmate to all that I stand for
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/2/2005
Scorn of Treasons reviews
dedicated to the one person who ever meant anything to me
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/1/2005
The moment of a lifetime reviews
That is where I get my exhilaration
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/29/2005
TaxDeductible Tithing reviews
And forgive us our debts, both given and taken
Poetry: Family - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/29/2005
How to be humble reviews
You can't keep doing this to me
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2005
The Abortionist reviews
Whatever happened to young love?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/24/2005
Personification reviews
But yet you know there is lust around the romance
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/24/2005
Poster reviews
chris does not do enough
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2005
Symbollically, your name isn't David reviews
Get out
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/23/2005
To no end come these days reviews
Out ring the peals of economy unto a crowd
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21/2005
Backwards reviews
travailing thoughts and yet holding
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/21/2005
Dehumanisation reviews
That blessing is a stumbling block
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21/2005
An extant manuscript reviews
Never mind that you'll never find him
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/20/2005
Love Letter reviews
I love you
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/19/2005
The Grass is Never Green Enough reviews
Much darker and much more absurd than my other short stories
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/18/2005
People we place in awe reviews
There are things that I learn are not so special
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005
The Emasculated reviews
I'm getting cut off
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005
In the delicatessen reviews
That excites me
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2005
Feed the baby reviews
He has a new baby
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/31/2005
No one to take responsibility reviews
Semantics, he says
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2005
The St Bernard reviews
Step on me
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/30/2005
The Declaration of Codependence reviews
This one isn't meant to hurt
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2005
Standing Firm reviews
I'll admit that this isn't as funny as my other stories
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/24/2005
Monsters reviews
it is easy
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/22/2005
The official taker of sides reviews
God bless you Mister Hypocrite
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/22/2005
Somewhat less happy reviews
This is the final picture of my apologies
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/22/2005
Good Intentions reviews
I shouldn't have to be put in this situation
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/22/2005
da Vinci reviews
I am the rolled up Renaissance man
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2005
All which is in due course
As long as I don't rely on my father
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Published: 5/1/2005
Candy Land
Sugar is your very own surrogate
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Published: 4/29/2005
Directed for the unconcerned
The selfish can get dealt with well
Poetry: School - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Published: 4/26/2005
Dear Mrs Anderson
I would just like to write you a short note thanking you for all the hard work you've put into teaching
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Published: 3/20/2005
Amor es
darle sangre darle sangre darle sangre
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Published: 2/19/2005
I a hymn about the self
I'm a wonderful boyfriend
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Published: 2/10/2005
The Mastermind Antichrist reviews
What wil we do when they know it's not true
Poetry: Religion - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005
Apocalips
That is the love for her
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Published: 1/29/2005
Dirt off your burger reviews
This is a parody of Jay-Z's song 'Dirt off your shoulder'
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/22/2005
Mice Bones Unearthed! reviews
It is a school day
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2005
Dozen Roses reviews
Dozen Roses
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/19/2005
Change
When the fries in the hopper, ma
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Published: 1/19/2005
Wrong kind of rebirth
The first to drop a stone is the weaker?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Published: 1/18/2005
Fishbowl Jesus reviews
He lets me whoreship Him sometimes
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/18/2005
Never let me forget reviews
I want to say something special
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/15/2005
Calumniations reviews
The conditions are not right for your columns
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10/2005
The Freestyle Doctrinal Rap reviews
The Lamb opens the seal and the world falls off
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005
A Pair of Pants Unzipped to the Cuff reviews
Denim is actually made out of cotton
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005
Get in the zone reviews
Elation of a sexual nature?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2005
I haunt me reviews
But it isn't even a release anymore
Poetry: Religion - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005
Tonight your soul is required of you reviews
I'm somewhat glad you've stopped pretending
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2004
Now what? reviews
Get a shirt that says something Jesusy
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/29/2004
Buffy reviews
The cat and I are similar
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/25/2004
He has Christmas reviews
"So I see you're not into being a Christian anymore"
Poetry: Family - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/25/2004
The puppet show
Mr. Switzel is in a jam
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Published: 12/23/2004
Oreo
Jack The small geraff, was the smallest one on earth
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Published: 12/19/2004
No kind of lover am I
LOL...that explains me, I guess.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 12/19/2004
I am a rollercoaster reviews
I can forgive you now
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/15/2004
You're welcome reviews
Chris takes the Rorschach test:
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/10/2004
I know you are worth it!
The solution is to be your pornography
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Published: 12/8/2004
M&MS reviews
The third stanza is a sonnet
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2004
Why we don't pray reviews
There will never be any usings
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2004
Happy Monthiversary
Today I finally managed to unrecover
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Published: 12/2/2004
R reviews
R
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/25/2004
823 300
thank you for these fine license plates
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Published: 11/25/2004
822 7am to 930pm
pray that ye enter not into temptation
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Published: 11/25/2004
3 november 2004
naked
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Published: 11/22/2004
Michael
why do you haunt me?
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Published: 11/21/2004
The Round Trinity
my tongue is cut off when i make an observation
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Published: 11/21/2004
Take mu and solve for force of friction
tactile is excitement
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Published: 11/21/2004
821 behind 10
i've got a bad feeling about this
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Published: 11/21/2004
820 toothfairy reconnaissance
leave the light on because i'm afraid of the dark and am hot
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Published: 11/21/2004
Missing reviews
Tanka format. About a girl much more precedented.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/16/2004
819
caseifaction; the act of turning into cheese
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Published: 11/16/2004
818 nighttime
common misspelled words
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Published: 11/16/2004
817 after hours
highway, fashion experts
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Published: 11/16/2004
Weekend slugs reviews
Toy soldiers off to war
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/16/2004
813 5pm to 7 19 16pm
Pirates on the TV and then I obsess over them because that guy is so pretty
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Published: 11/15/2004
812 hovers on 5 reviews
poink
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/15/2004
811 late bedtime
The very next day
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Published: 11/14/2004
Hypothesis reviews
Oscar Mayer has a way with B O L O N E Y
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2004
Habia un pez
All the errors are on purpose
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - Spanish - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Published: 11/11/2004
810 bedtime reviews
The beginning of my nightmare
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2004
Thirteen ways of looking at a pack of gum reviews
On how even the most commonplace of things can general such inspiration
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2004
Goes to Washington
An adventure to one of those museums at the capital
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Published: 11/11/2004
The Clown reviews
It may be rather short, but the meaning should be running deeper
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2004
Repentance from the girl reviews
Trying to deal with the ambiguity
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/11/2004
Harmthe pros are the cons reviews
A general exposition on the nature of lust, pride, and sloth
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2004
July 21, 2004 9,45 thru 10,45 reviews
The musings inspired by a lake and the hapless romance of innocent depravity
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/10/2004