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Joined 11-11-04, id: 443616, Profile Updated: 06-02-20
Author has written 14 stories for Romance, General, Historical, and Fantasy.

Hiyo! Welcome to my little corner of the internet.

IMPORTANT NOTE:

I have published Schnitzel and I on Amazon under the alias Katerina Fox. Go buy it! I had to take down the Fictionpress version - copyright and all that, however you can still visit the story; I left it up, and wrote you a little thank-you note. Give it some love over at Amazon, and tell your friends about it. I wrote it with inspiration from the readership here on FP, and without such a community it perhaps never would have come into being.

Aleksi and Aleksandr live on, too, in other mini-stories I have up: "Mittens", in which Aleksi's twin and Kaspar, ahem, get caught up in some trouble... and a newer story, "The Stolen Magicians," features the twins, albeit in a completely different (and rather magical) universe. The twins' father disappears again, however it is because he has been taken somewhere... cruel and unusual! Aleksandr is our hero this time, he has to save his brother, and his father, who both disappeared when the boys were only 10. Aleksandr, an engineering student in the hallowed halls of an ancient university, learns growing up that his beautiful island of Marlion, floating peacefully in the cobalt blue sky, was the only one that had ever been discovered, and settled, by humankind. He grows up without understanding the whereabouts of his brother and his father -- if they were not on Marlion, where could they be?

One evening an interesting visitor appears - and shows Aleksandr things far beyond his wildest imagination. If you remember from Schnitzel and I, Aleksandr is rather a renaissance boy. He loves quantum physics and just about anything intellectually challenging, and is always laughing at his brother's irresponsible behavior. Well, he features as sorcerer extradorinaire in my new novel, THE STOLEN MAGICIANS.

How's that for some marketing, eh? Give it a read down below, leave it a review. Once I get "Schnitzel and I" up and going, I'll hope to release this story... I have a lot more written up saved, but it isn't yet completely finished... I have just a few chapters left to write... although I already know how the story ends! And if you want me to update what's already on FP, then leave a review or send me a message telling me so!

Yours forevermore, FP,

~learntosayhello

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Schnitzel and I by learntosayhello reviews
Boy's love high school romance between two very cute senior boys. Warning: mild violence/non-con Note: Now published on Amazon!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/2/2020 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
A Revolution Kind (previously titled Pretty Shade of Grey) by Alyn Drasil reviews
Two unusual people result in an equally unusual relationship. rated for language. m/m slash. Currently partially down for editing and/or publishing preparation.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 9/29/2004
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Rough Diamond by XeeWrites reviews
Kieran is a rich and stunningly good looking senior with a reputation as a gentleman. So imagine Nate's surprise when Kieran starts to corner him, a 'rough diamond,' at every opportunity with intentions very ungentlemanly. Highschool SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,111 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009
Ex Nihilo by deefective reviews
Out of nothing comes Chaos.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010
Adam and Eve by Faithless Juliet reviews
Stand still forest the lovers approach, bowed in the erroneous light.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Creation Gets Old by clockwork kiss reviews
God wanted entertainment, and the angels cried.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Sanctified by Undead Fishtank reviews
One-Shot. For the Writing Challenge Contest. How Gods are born. Or not.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Deciphering Fire by complicatedshadows reviews
Drunk and stranded, an American expatriate meets a strange man who holds terrifying secrets and brilliant abilities--and who has a definite use for him. M/M slash; M rating for ongoing sexual content and tinges of BDSM in various chapters. In progress.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010
Untold Opportunities by sweetdonalbain81507 reviews
Audrey's pretty sure that nice, normal straight girls don't watch lesbian porn on the Internet, nor do they wish Brianna Morgan would roll her skirt up higher. Oh, well. If you can't tell this is femme slash, I don't want to talk to you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Noël, mon beau rêve blanc by Solais reviews
Written for SerialXLain's Secret Santa, a gift for learntosayhello.“Il me vit, il m’aima. Je le vis, je l’aimai.” slash, MxM
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Lily Nucléaire by Chasmodai Blue reviews
Slash Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? The street lights have all burned out. //Christmas present for firestar267
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Santa's Little Helper by x-Serena reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a selfish, overbearing elf. This elf, no matter how hard he tried, couldn't keep his eyes off of Mega's seasonal twenty-two year old asshole of a high school dropout Santa. Slash, merry Christmas 09, magalina!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
The Fundamentals of Composing Love Letters by PrincessDesire reviews
Luke has recently moved to Oregon to look after his mother. While waiting at the bus stop, he befriends Neem, a charismatic deaf guy who seems to have taken an immediate liking to Luke. What isn't at first apparent to Luke is just how Neem likes him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009
Blackbird by Chasmodai Blue reviews
Slash. They once shared a girl named Raven, but all they have is each other. //For SerialXLain
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
Counter Clockwise by sweetdonalbain81507 reviews
It's hard to be in love with your straight best friend. Maybe it's harder to have your gay best friend be in love with you.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Bound by XeeWrites reviews
Nathan is a captive of his love, bound to a crumbling, secret city when he craves the adventure beyond his confinement. His wings could take him away - but is he brave enough to leave his heart behind? Master-Servant SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
She Took to the Sky by Damaged reviews
the heavens were raging the night it happened.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by Sunshine Bear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Hangover Tuesdays by Benjamin Nowhere reviews
M/M Slash Nano Wrimo '08 story. I HATE SUMMARIES and its about a whiney little brat, mansex, love ? , driving yada yada....read me please? Its a tiny bit more interesting than this summary I promise. Rated for sex and language...Oh baby.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Ursäkta, ou est mi seiki? by Chasmodai Blue reviews
Slash one-shot// In which there is an epic battle between French and Swedish, fought valiantly with cunning intervention, cruel seduction, and passive aggressive notes. Loser buys dinner. //For Freak-Of-Spade's challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
This Time Around by SimplyPink reviews
Ingredients for making a best friend's wedding day complete: two shots of vodka, one lost ring, and some very mean gunmen. Wait...what? After the gunshot went off, all I remember is feeling the blood on my head. And that's when this crazy mess started...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,217 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007
Click Click Click by Insomiak reviews
Happy Consumer Whore Holiday!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Three Sixty by Insomiak reviews
Maryanne's a bitch. [M.M slash].
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
That's So Ridiculous by Amindaya reviews
Gay is not an insult. Our speech should reflect this verity.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
For Entertainment Only by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] I thought I would die on that roller coaster, but things didn't turn out as I expected. Someone should tell that palm reader that she sucks at telling the future. Written for xanthofile's Doll Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Subtle Changes by SimplyPink reviews
Throughout their lives, Aubrianne and Brent have been stereotyped as the naive cheerleader and the quiet rebel. Yet, they have been inseparable since kindergarten. Now that they're beginning their adult lives, unexpected changes enter their friendship.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,789 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Surpise, surprise by Esquirella reviews
Warning: Yaoi, no action, but implied Brainy boy Henry tries to go through life unnoticed for the most part. He has a secret he's trying to keep his friendly neighborhood bully from telling, but otherwise, no one sees him. Or so he thinks. ONE SHOT!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
A New Hero by HockeyUSA272 reviews
Ross was an average 14 year old, until a huge incident changed his life forever. R&R
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2004
Daddy's Car by M. Fitzgerald reviews
Just one drive in my Daddy's car. (Complete)
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2002
Rat Cakes by M. Fitzgerald reviews
Come on! It's called Rat-Cakes, isn't that reason enough to want to read it!? Well it's got Elwyn and David in it and... Rat-Cakes.(Complete)
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2002
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Schnitzel and I reviews
Boy's love high school romance between two very cute senior boys. Warning: mild violence/non-con Note: Now published on Amazon!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/2/2020 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
The Stolen Magicians
In a world of floating islands, Marlion stands isolated from the rest. University student Aleksandr dreams of exploration, and one day, he gets his wish: whisked away to Magistrus, he studies passionately in order to rescue his father and brother from an evil circus, where they are forced to perform like magic livestock... Can he save them? AU, slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,705 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2018 - Published: 7/16/2017
Hardwired for Truth
Young Kimiko is one of Atlantica's prize inter-dimensional medics: skilled, spry and wise - with no time for lovers who don't put her first. When her trusted partner retires, she needs someone else who can conjure portals from thin air. Luckily, there's a handsome, rogueish half-breed who has been waiting for this day... and for her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Published: 1/14/2018
Behind the Clouds
Nano '10. When Oliver's new flat comes complimentary with a hole in the floor and a cute kid with a weird accent, his world starts to spiral, almost literally, into revolutionary secrets, underground societies, and quietly, but quickly, toward the all-too-solid earth that he never knew existed. The space on a floating ship has to end at some point. Steampunk. Slashy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Published: 10/30/2012
Omelettes au Fromage reviews
Thomas is back. Thomas is back, Jay doesn't like it, but he's back and he's not going to tolerate it. We don't know what the hell Thomas did or why our narrator is upset as all hell, but dammit, that's none of your business. Just leave it to a fresh-faced college student and his inability to handle his homosexuality to disrupt everyone's lives. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2012
Repercussions reviews
Narcissus should really stop being so full of himself... One day somebody won't just sit there and take his insults.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Pineapple Juice reviews
I frequently had to stop myself from checking his pulse seventeen times a visit. He was alive, I told myself. He was alive, and he wasn't going anywhere.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Chocolate Gets Me Through the Day reviews
After flipping out over being unable to find a jar of honey, Adam, fuming, leaves the house and heads to the grocery store in the pouring rain to buy some more, only to run into a young woman who just might ruin his life. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010
Little One reviews
One-shot. Sandy calls Adam after years of not speaking to him to spend Christmas with her. He reluctantly accepts, only to find she has somebody very special she wants him to meet.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Adam and Noah reviews
Nanowrimo 2009; you really shouldn't take strange boys you met at two in the morning in an empty meadow home with you. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009
Stay Awake reviews
His glasses kept trying to slide off his nose the more he leaned over, and he pushed them back habitually, ignoring the fact that if he sat up straighter, they would stop sliding. Yet the farther he leaned forward, the farther he was from everything else.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010
Mittens reviews
An adorable boy mistakes Alexsandr for his twin brother when he shoves him into a closet. Does he mind? Slash, m/m.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Don't touch me reviews
At a family gathering, a short interaction between a teenage boy and his rapist.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
I can't find you reviews
Slash. The grass was wet with dew; they had ran far away from most of the houses, and it was completely black. Adam gripped his friend's arm tighter, breathing softly into his sleeve. An arm wrapped around his waist again, pulling him closer. They waited.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete