Conrath
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Joined 11-11-04, id: 443622, Profile Updated: 07-27-10
Author has written 29 stories for Fantasy, Manga, Sci-Fi, Romance, General, Life, Young Adult, Thriller, and Biography.

A little about me:

I read a lot, i wouldn't be on this site otherwise.

That's about it...

I've totally destroyed my profile. I'll get around to making a new one some time... (probably never)

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Random Jokes

#1

"Don't you hate it when they build urinals in female bathrooms just to confuse you?"

#2

"Ok, so i was making a sandwich and the guy points his AK 47 at my crotch so i say--"

"Thats ok, i think we heard enough."

Quotes

"Heroes fulfill their duties without anybody knowing"

"Do you know why the snow is white? Because it has forgotten what color it is."

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Alpha Team Alpha by Stephentchel reviews
At a training facility for genetically engineered teenage soldiers, a cadet with the lowest performance rating is assigned to a team composed of the most elite students - who happen to all be girls. A pure geek fantasy.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,099 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/17/2004
The Attic by Never Knows Best reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,131 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,305 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Aishiteru, Watashi no Koishii Tomodachi by DreyonLegacy reviews
Boy meets girl, girl pokes boy, boy and girl spend all their time trying to show everyone that they aren't a couple. Because they aren't. Really. I'm not kidding. Not that anyone believes them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 111,135 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004
Prize Bride by Global Nomad reviews
Corrinette sits and watches as men on horse back ride against each other in the hopes of winning her as their bride. Unfortunatley someone forgot to tell Sor what the prize was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,227 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 11/6/2003
Math Sex by Global Nomad reviews
When Tor, a freshman in college, finds herself chaperoning her brother at his friend's party she expects a night of reading in someone's basement while eighth graders make out around the house. but she just might be doing some making out of her own.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,834 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 10/3/2003
The Past Rendezvous With The Now by Rheina Zysiks reviews
She stared at him. Do you remember me? he asked. She shook her head. He smirked, I was the boy that tried to kill you in kindergarten.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 11/3/2004
Beach Bums by Mauna-Kea reviews
Sent to Hawaii every year for a homocide summer job from her evil Auntie Kim, Ko didn't expect anymore than nasty sunburns and pinching hermit crabs. That is, until the son of a known super-model/actor accidentally "kidnaps" her...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,722 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004
Threads of Twilight by Jetso reviews
Nine worlds on blade's edge: Twilight, worlds' end, final battle, looms closer. This is where light and darkness meet. She, driven mad by darkness. He, rebels against destiny. A Nameless Beauty, alluring, distant. Eyes watch in shadowy adoration.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,913 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 3/14/2003 - Published: 5/23/2002
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Thoughts ? Emotion
Story about a precocious girl's misadventures with love, life, family and school. Meet the male lead that she is initially disgusted by... not because he's arrogant or anything, just socially awkward and gross. Let's sit back and watch as both mature
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Published: 7/27/2010
Until She Realizes She Loves Me reviews
So this girl is madly in love with me, but she hasn't realized it. I am dead serious, don't look at me like that. I also realized that I like her in a more than friendly way. Only a few problems exist, like her brother out of juvie, and her hippie parents
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Excerpts from a Life
This is actually nonfiction, its a journal of my life, but not the day to day grind, but of the moments of greatest emotional intensity, and those profound instances that pass me by. Sometimes I write to entertain, but with this, I write only to be honest
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Published: 7/5/2007
The Charade RPG reviews
Slayne is a character in an RPG. Slayne is also a player who awoke to find himself in a RPG world. But why is the final boss protecting him? And why is the world around him getting realer and realer. Is it the direct result of his own actions?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/18/2007
Morningdew in the Sky
Tyrel is a dreamer with an ocean of darkness in his heart. One day he had a dream of a girl with two silver swords in her hands, and a quiet melancholy in her eyes. That was the day it began... those days of memories... and of no return. plz R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Published: 12/19/2006
Master and Servant reviews
What does a girl do when she finds out that the most popular guy in school is her slave? No, no, not figuratively. More like he has to do everything she tells him to... against his will. Add a few assassins after her life and you got this story. plz R&R
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,100 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006
To be
There is no not being, I shall not die, I will never die. If my soul is the bargaining chip then let it buy me eternity, if the world... if my happiness... were to fall asunder, than so be it. I shall live. Niran Vitalis
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Published: 11/14/2006
What is 'Happy' ? reviews
Life is a strange and unsettling thing. Within, it holds both laughter and tears, love and hate. Join us as we awkwardly try to negotiate our peace with life. Warning: Panda and heartache may result
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006
Five Thousand Dollars and a Hat
Jason thought all his monetary problems were solved when he inherited a four hundred and seventy five dollar debt and a hat from his uncle, but we already know he was wrong from what is written in the summary. plz R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Published: 11/7/2006
The Almighty Jerk reviews
What happens when you give an adolescent omnipotent powers and no authority figures not afraid of him? That's right, NOT PRETTY. However, what happens when a cute but domineering girl gets involved... plz R&R
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,066 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 12/25/2004
How well can you understand a wound? reviews
When it stops hurting, when you can no longer remember the pain, have you truly healed, or do you bear with you the ghosts of all your scars.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/22/2006
Staff of Nexus
In the land of Aeiv, wealth is abundant, and wars are eternal. The magic of the nodes fuel the struggle, and when one nation gains a power over the natural nodes of Aeiv, a war of unparalelled porpotion begins...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Published: 7/29/2006
Ascendancy reviews
R&R,The year is 3035, A young college student faces a choice; the survival of his species or the survival of the greater part of humanity. Within 20 years an apocolypse will occur and if any like him still exist, the weaker species of humans shall die...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,185 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 11/19/2004
A Love of Seasons reviews
It kind of hurts, this feeling inside that threatens to explode and leave me empty. The feeling that leaves me fearful, lost, and tenderly looking to you. Please, never let this feeling disappear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006
I don't reviews
How to describe this poem... its really hard to put in words the feelings i felt when writing this. A better way to explain it might be in question, What truly is happiness?
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/22/2006
What is life? reviews
Now tell me you haven't ever wondered that...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006
Who I am? reviews
I'm not gifted enough to 'summarize' a poem, considering the manifold meanings each line conveys, Just read it if your curious, its not that long
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006
War of Ascension
Thirteen Lords of Twilight, and one thousand weapons chosen to fight for them in the secret war hidden from the people of our world. The story of Kys, a Weapon of the war, and his fey master Sae
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,623 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006
Moment reviews
This is an experiment with writing that focuses on mood, rather than giving the whole of the story. See if you can get a sense of whats going on without knowing the whole story behind this.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/5/2006
Waiting reviews
A very contemplative and short piece reflecting human emotions, something to read and think about
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/28/2005
A Brief Fight reviews
A cute, short, funny 2-3 parter. Follow Jake as he tries to remember what he did to piss of his childhood friend so much... Rated for extensive cursing using the word Monkeys, mostly taking place after great emberassing pain...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/11/2005
Bloodstained Eden reviews
Full Summary inside, A soldier, forced to serve within the Legion, saves a young girl held captive by it, only to find a chance of redmpetion for himself, causing him to dare escape the legion with the girl in tow, and begin a path that opposes the evil w
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005
World building reviews
Avid Fantasy readers will probably find this interesting. New segment for 'The Legion' of Raelym and its details, Tell me what you think of Raelym so far... The story based in the world is be called Bloodstained Eden, and you can find that on my account.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005
He is Day, and She is Night reviews
A fated pair. One cursed to bring death to those she love, and the other doomed to walk a path that few emerge sane. In each other they found sanctuary, only to be shattered by the prayers of man...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005
Soul of Wind reviews
There is a world neighboring our own. That world holds perils and beauty beyond our ken. From that world a young swordsman will come into ours, bearing with him scars of a past tragedy and seeds of a new future
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/23/2005
Infinite Webs reviews
Anyone heard of the term 'High Fantasy'. Well here it is, first chapter of a novel I'm working on. I'm going to post it as a tease for people who might like it and all updates are going to be scenes not the complete story
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 1/10/2005
Rigged reviews
Syn, assassin, bounty hunter, hacker. He lives in a fantasy world controlled by a scientific one, and too break free he would do anything... until he met her.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
Dreams of Purity reviews
How simple the word Romance has become today, speaking only of the love of a man and a woman. But what has happened to the love of life itself? Have we moved so past innocence to no longer see the worlds beauty, or is it that we can not endure the pain.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 11/14/2004
Perception of hell reviews
A child wandering through the bleakest of landscapes remembers the past with bittersweet longing while fighting bitterly for survival. What could be learned from the darkest place that exist in the umbrella of creation? Review for more chapters.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2004