Hello! Welcome to the dark, deep depths of my head where abominations against god and man tread, but cautiously so as not to wake up what I think up. Hi, I'm a person who doesn't like his name on the internet. I'm 14 years old, I go to Hermitage high school, and I spend half of my life playing videogames, a quarter obbsessing over girls (I'm an idiot when it comes to romance), 20 thinking up this stuff, and five on what actually matter. I don't get out much and I'm quite the dork, but please don't let that get in the way of my writing. I know what you're thinking if you've already read my stuff: "This man is an insane, twisted freak who can't get a date." Not that you're entirely wrong, but don't judge me. Okay, fine, judge me. I will end this unelegant intro with a little quote:

"Yo, she-bitch. Let's go." -Ash (Army of Darkness)