Dr. Beowulf
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Joined 11-18-04, id: 444512
Author has written 9 stories for Action, Life, Humor, Love, and Fantasy.

Hello! Welcome to the dark, deep depths of my head where abominations against god and man tread, but cautiously so as not to wake up what I think up. Hi, I'm a person who doesn't like his name on the internet. I'm 14 years old, I go to Hermitage high school, and I spend half of my life playing videogames, a quarter obbsessing over girls (I'm an idiot when it comes to romance), 20 thinking up this stuff, and five on what actually matter. I don't get out much and I'm quite the dork, but please don't let that get in the way of my writing. I know what you're thinking if you've already read my stuff: "This man is an insane, twisted freak who can't get a date." Not that you're entirely wrong, but don't judge me. Okay, fine, judge me. I will end this unelegant intro with a little quote:

"Yo, she-bitch. Let's go." -Ash (Army of Darkness)

The Gummi Bear Wars by GreenLantern500 reviews
Like my love song, based on true events. Unlike my love song, the stupidest, most puerile claptrap you'll ever read. Features the Necronomicon, Australian thespians, spork torture and more. As of 12/12/04, FINISHED! Please read and review.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 9/13/2004
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Route 666 reviews
Based off of the actual strange events on Route 666, New Mexico. Okay, so I made the orginzations up, along with the little girl and some various demons, but that's not the point. Just read it.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005
Tales of the Realm: Screaming Mountains reviews
This is a bit that I thought of after trying to figure out what to write until I could FINALLY get my hands on LOTR. Thus, I give you the story off three adventurers, a dragon, and one hell of a problem with Chaos.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 1/6/2005
An Ending reviews
This is something that I wrote when I was really depressed. Just read it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/14/2004
Learning To Wait reviews
This is a little something about exactly how my luck with relationships tends to run.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/14/2004
Walking Across reviews
Sadly, this is a purely fictitious story. I just felt like trying to write something upbeat.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/14/2004
Filler reviews
Just a little something to take up my time while working on R Complex and Lord of the Pastries. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/10/2004
Lord of the Pastries reviews
This a little humorous bit that a friend of mine and I thought of. Tolkien fans: Don't kill me. Argh! I can't find my LOTR book and, after Friday, I won't be able to make any updates for a while! I apoligize and pray that you will not feast upon my soul.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2004
R Complex reviews
Zombie madness! First story, so cut me a break.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 11/22/2004
My Demon reviews
This story is about the demon I call the Bringer of Darkness that lives inside my head. No, I'm not crazy. This is about something that happended to me not long ago.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/24/2004