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Joined 11-25-04, id: 445866
Author has written 35 stories for Life, Young Adult, Love, Friendship, General, Family, Haiku, Humor, Song, Fantasy, and Biography.

My name is Katie.

I like chocolate roses.

I own a cow pen.

I love the theatre.

I breathe in art.

I have an eclectic mix of music.

I just found out what eclectic means.

I hate hate,

and mayonnaise.

I love rain showers,

my friends,

and Disney World.

Webcomics are my life.

I'm young enough to eat at the kid's table

but old enough to start worrying about the future.

I dance to the Beatles in my room.

Robin Williams is my God,

as is Johnny Depp.

I sing songs to my picture frames.

Pirates are hott.

My webcomic is hott.

I hate my toes.

If you review me, I'll review you.

P.S. I actually have tried tea with onions. I put a little bit of red onion into some Arizona Green tea. The initial taste was actually quite good... but then it began to smell.

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Uri : The Diary of a Pet by Anusari Vairanon reviews
Updated. Chapter 17 Added. R&R please.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,231 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/16/2006
Pathetic Obsessive Girls Anonymous by elisefey reviews
Twelve steps to dating a pop star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2006
A Rei of Light by MacKitty reviews
in a futuristic alternate reality setting : Rei. Lucas. The threads of fate that bind them have twisted, and it is all they can do not to strangle themselves on their own pasts...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
How to Fall in Love in Seven Easy Steps by Hector Tailies reviews
An instruction poemthe third for poetry sem. of fall '07
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/26/2007
Crushing Light Fixtures by Ashelin reviews
He loves the sound of innocence snapping underneath him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
WD40 by Teen Advocate reviews
I wrote this a while ago for a boy i loved. The title has little to do with the poem. Its relevance is initials only.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Angst in My Pants by CHIIJOY reviews
Boy likes Girl. Boy can’t get Girl. Solution for Boy? Steal Girl’s pants. How to get them back for Girl? Right off Boy’s body. [Insert Boy’s victory dance here].
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,476 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Behind the Plaid by asteria24 reviews
Catholic School, making a statement, and romance. So many ideas in one tiny novella!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,325 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006
let's pretend by The Watched reviews
I know it's late, and you're tired, and I'm not pretty...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006
and gods are only porcelain by by His blood reviews
[new chapter added] i love her, and they tell me the skinihate is filthy because of it. so.will.i.burn?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
We Haven't Got Soul by trash can art reviews
setting ever-shifting rules in hurried type on the smooth bare page of the new day and age.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006
juxtapostion of two orbicular ors muscles by soundtrack to screwups reviews
professor of physiology defines kissing one way, i define it with a pathetic attempt at a song
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2006
Pleas by Teen Advocate reviews
...like Christmas sweaters knit by senile grandmothers...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006
green by chaos called creation reviews
she named him summer and waits for him every single day.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2006
Pixie, oh Pixie by emeraude-irlandais reviews
Written for a friend, who walks the same block every day, just to get out of her crazy house for a few minutes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006
Path of Lilies by comanderlink reviews
Ian comes home one day to find his master, the exceptional painter Owen Bran, dying with a sword stuck in his chest. He gives him a single clue, with which Ian, with the help of an arogant noblewomen, must use to unravel the mystery behind his murder.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006
When the Angel Gabriel Moved in Down the Street by Teen Advocate reviews
Story note up, Lemme know you're all still there.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,549 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005
Blue Moon by Sun Chime reviews
Aah, the moon's colors.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2005
Aven Star by comanderlink reviews
Tom is a Lander. He has no wings and he can not fly. He has survived discrimination and prejudice and has even become able to venture outside of Suburbia, his downtrodden home.But he's not content with that. He will become an angel even if it kills him.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,613 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 5/22/2004
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Kazoo
I broke the kazoo.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Lost reviews
It was hard to recognize houses in the dark. Everything looked haunted, surreal. Even the trees seemed to come alive and reach toward us as if pointing the way.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
The Sword of Truth reviews
Game Over
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Reasons I Took Up the Piano reviews
Its the only language you seem to understand and that I can relate...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
If reviews
If you're not too busy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Portrait reviews
So tell you what. You step back, and I'll scream...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Bagels reviews
My attempt at what my teacher calls a snapshot poem. Its supposed to be a glimpse at someone's life. So I did a glimpse of mine...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Brother reviews
My brother is still five years old...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
The Classroom reviews
My teacher called it panning for gold. I call it nostalgia. You can call it being dorky. Either way...
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Kiosk reviews
This is what happens when you're writing teacher gives you a set of words you have to incorporate into a story. Be warned.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
To The Boy With The Saxophone reviews
I used to not be afraid to dance for you...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Shooting star reviews
This one is kinda mushy... but I had to get it off my chest.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
The Monochrome Empress reviews
Empress Kierra is not very well liked in the land of Padizu. But she didn't think anyone would attempt to kill her. But she may have the goddesses on her side.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007
On The Mating Rituals Of Rabbits reviews
Grace has enough things to worry about with her crazy mom, her failing grades, and of course taking care of her rabbit farm. So why is this boy stalking her?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006
Slow Dance reviews
And we can dance if you want, only if you want...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
One Way Ticket reviews
Because baby,for us,there was no end to the rainbow. Not that we could see anyway.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
Dr Frank reviews
A little bit I wrote for my writing class. Don't worry if your confused.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Pickle Jar reviews
A short little bit I wrote in the style of Jane Austen for a writing class. Its not supposed to have a purpose or anything, it's just for fun.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
Hans, the Ladies Man reviews
He’d slip an arm around one little girl, tell her she looks “pretty” because that’s what his daddy taught him to do.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2006
Tea With Onions reviews
“So I suppose Mai, this is the part where we ride off into the sunset on our gallant llama?” I laughed.Mai smiled and tucked a strand of green hair behind her ear, “As long as we’re back for dessert. I think we’re having peach cobbler.” COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,494 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
Ningun Holgazanear reviews
Sometimes we'd take the short cut and make a stop at Jack's bagel place.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/16/2006
Swedish Fish and Clones reviews
So my brother's theory was correct. Our clones will take over the world.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006
when she let her hair down reviews
oh the price of being invisible
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2006
Lovebirds reviews
you promised me the sky...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2006
Change reviews
Just like losing your Barbie's head to the dog. (Good bye Red, have fun at college)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2006
Cause That's What Sisters Do reviews
To my sister. Yay siblings!
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006
We're Human reviews
We're not fools, we're human.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2006
At The Magic Show reviews
After all, I was only the rabbit...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/20/2006
Sleeping Habits reviews
Do you snore?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006
Fat Cells reviews
I despise my self conciousness...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006
Red Doll reviews
For a friend... on an issue we've needed to adress
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006
Honey Words reviews
Again with the love. Meh who cares...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006
For the Boy Whose Face I Did Not Know reviews
Someone died over the weekend who attended my school and although i did not know him it made a lasting impression on me. This is dedicated to him
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2006
Music Box reviews
For a friend in need... im sorry...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2005
Where is My God Now? reviews
ever wonder whats its like to be dieing and have no hope... i have...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/10/2005