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Author has written 6 stories for General, Humor, General, Essay, and Horror.

Listen up, m'bitches.

I've often been asked about my age, sex, and name, so I'm gonna be an asshole and not reveal them. If you really want to know, add me to msn. My email is up there if you didn't know (which I'm guessing you didn't, seeing as how you're stupid enough to be reading my profile.)

My hobbies include writing, reading, and listening to music. I think that's basically it. That is, besides being a completely depressing asswipe.

Color: Green, but I like the blue/black and red/white combinations. Mmmzmzmz.

Movies: Castle in the Sky, Secret Window, Butterfly Effect (anything that makes you think or laugh, not any of that annoying shit like Napoleon Dynamite.)

Food: Currently tacos. I'm having chicken tonight. Mmzmzmz.

Music: TRUE punk rock, screamo, post-grunge.

Books: Holy fuck there's a lot. Let's see, anything by J.K. Rowling (though I hated part 6 sdlkfjsadioht4), Stephen King, Cornelia Funke, Holes by Loius Sachar (who the fuck doesn't like that book?), Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle = mmzmzmz), Dan Brown (even though they're all very similar…), and more.

Biggest influences: J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe

Favorite poets: Davey Havok, Edgar Allan Poe, Emily Dickinson, e. e. cummings, Robert Frost

Favorite band of all-fucking-time: AFI

Other favorite bands: The Used, H.I.M., My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, The Cure, The Misfits

Other bands:

Anti-flag, Pennywise, Avenged Sevenfold, Coldplay, the Damned, Atreyu, Sex Pistols, Saosin, from first to last, the Ramones, the Clash, Taking Back Sunday, Brand New...

And now for my absolute hates:

Unreasonable intolerance to other people, telling me what I can fucking say and what I can't, telling me that I'm "getting there," school, Christopher Paolini (he is such a fucking poser) and his books (which are shit), Christianity (it spreads nothing but hate). And if you ever want to incur my unfathomable and awesomely terrible wrath, go ahead and tell me "don't take the lord's name in vain." That complies with "telling me what I can and cannot say."

Oh, and ... Words are, obviously, very important to me. I choose my words carefully, and I don't use empty words. So if I call you a dickhead or a cunt-eating slut, I mean it. And I absolutely loathe those that misuse a word -- Do. Not. Use a word. Unless you are completely. Sure. How to use it. Got it, all you mother fuckers? People basically rape words until they are forced to take on more meanings. Don't try to make a word carry more on its back than it can hold.

Bands that I hate: Simple Plan, Relient K *twitches uncontrollably*

As I'm a lazy bastard, I'm going to stop here. I've probably offended many at this point, either from my blunt use of profanity, or from my beliefs in certain areas. And I don't regret doing so.

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The Smile, The Face of Love by Calder reviews
The power of love is something that knows no mortal bounds. Please R/R
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2006
let us sit down and tell sad stories by moscowsnow reviews
you're all so wrapped up in yourselves that i know this won't make a difference.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2005
In Love and In Darkness by Calder reviews
Through all of our dark days, we emerge with starry eyes and a love that's unimaginable. Please R/R
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2005
Tunnels by moscowsnow reviews
Trapped, and not able to decide if it's for better or for worse.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2005
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Ethereal Light reviews
Victoria and Nicholas, two teenagers, encounter a series of events involving an ominous lighthouse that turns out to be more malicious that it seemed.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006
Bittersweet Edge reviews
I wrote this for a short story writing contest at school, about a man's thoughts on dreams and sadness. It took me a while to write, and I planned it well. Reviews are very much appreciated.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2005
The Essence of Writers reviews
An article on certain contradictory views on writing - your reviews are very much appreciated, especially on this one.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9/21/2005
Perfect From Afar reviews
An 800+ words story that I wrote about an hour ago. M for mild violence and language. Short, but I think you'll like it. Please R/R!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/10/2005
How the Piglet Met the Knife reviews
This one is a retarded story I had to write for English. It's pretty stupid...oh well, it made the class laugh. Please R/R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2005
A LateNight Soliloquy reviews
A poem I wrote for the poetry contest at school, which I won :D. It's not that sentimental, you have to read at least to the second stanza. Please R/R i haven't got any feedback on this before.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/30/2005