Ed the Roach
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Joined 11-25-04, id: 445893, Profile Updated: 12-17-08
Author has written 37 stories for General, General, Haiku, Supernatural, Western, Friendship, Life, Humor, Humor, Song, Religion, Love, Young Adult, Family, and Sci-Fi.

Okay, now I'm 22. I seem to update my profile here once a year. I haven't written a lot lately because I've been hanging out with a couple of people with really good ideas that I never feel I can live up to, but who cares right? I should write because I like doing it, whether the result is received well or not. So here I go!

a lot of these stories and poems are really old, I haven't updated on this site in a long time, but I hope I've developed better writing skills.

Thanks for taking the time to read. :D

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Tough Love by Alysson Wyatt reviews
I'll get right to the point: this is about a man who beats his wife/girlfriend/lover, from HIS point of view. He justifies his actions by convincing himself she deserves it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Swim by Nomenclature reviews
I love the smell of victory in the morning.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
I Wish I Could Say by Leaving Here reviews
I wish I could say that I want to fit in..
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2006
StrongWeak by Ramse Nawat reviews
Face It - Sometimes Bad Things Happen To Good People (And Vice Versa)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2006
I Will Not by mermaid11 reviews
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006
Blame The Norman French by Ramse Nawat reviews
A poem I'm sure some people will hate and some will like. Just don't expect fine literature. (For some reason the dingbats get messed up so just imagine there are four in every sequence).
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2006
Pretending by Rhianika reviews
A lot of what everyone sees of me is not who I really am. I try my best to keep my pain inside and when I finally let some of it out, no one understands whats wrong because they've never seen that side of me.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2006
Lucid Dreams by Picksy reviews
A story about the nature of reality, who we are, what we can be and intergalactic purple pigs.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 9/4/2005
Premonition by Alysson Wyatt reviews
A poetic description of a rape, told from the victim's point of view, with emphasis on the horror of ultimate female objectification.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005
He by Ramse Nawat reviews
When he speaks even the whisper of the wind become silent. While he lives there can be no peace.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2005
Monkey Haiku by cyberspyder1 reviews
Who doesn't love monkeys? I mean really.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2005
Eyeball Eater by lucretiabaine reviews
I'll hide it better than you hid that scratch.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2005
Beomare by Artemis Darkclaw reviews
this a parody of the Epic poem Beowulf in which the hero is a horse...please R&R
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2005
The Handicap No One Sees Or Hears? by Paulette Lind reviews
Hard of Hearing Experiences
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2005
Live forever by OverdoseDelusion reviews
I wrote it about my dad.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005
The Bewitching Hour by TheBrokenWanderer reviews
It's kind of like my stuff, and kind of not...i really don't have a summary...you'll just have to read it...then review it...that's the logical progression right?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2005
The Girl by Picksy reviews
Its not very good poetry isn't my talent but it came to me and it amuses me in my little morbid way.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2005
Guilty by Alysson Wyatt reviews
This is an apocalyptic, angry, BDSM-ish song that I wrote during a tough time in my life. Musical inspirations include Metallica, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Evanescence, and Seether. I don't have actual written music to it yet, still working on that.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2005
Screw Week by brodieman47 reviews
It's PCU meets Clerks in this college screenplay about college life, comics, relationships and movies
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2005
October 19th by LornaDoone reviews
do you know the feeling?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2005
Symptom of the prevailing image by Faye Coon reviews
This is a self analysis, mostly focusing on people feeding off of each other, and when to get on top, you can't be nothing forever, but it will drive you crazy once you reach it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2005
Caffeine Highs by TheStaticOnTheRadio reviews
I love my coffee
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2005
Little Edie by Edward Arai reviews
This came out of me one night. Aimed at all you depressed people in general. R + R onegaishimasu.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2005
Poetry of Songs by Riku E. Fallon reviews
Some poem pieces that are put together to make one big poem on music and what I associated with music.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2004
Sad Man, Sad Man by lalamushu reviews
Written 11/17/04. Just a little something I concocted. When I looked it over, it just seemed to have a strange sort of quirk to it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2004
Bond by wilderness reviews
(A film. Not a play) Luke leaves his home town and travels to a new place. There, he meets a girl who is a dark and depressed as he is. They understand each other and instantly create an unusual bond. What happens when Luke is Suddenly accused of Murder.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2004
The Rainforest Realm by Torn Altair reviews
I wrote this for a school project...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2004
Victorian House by wilderness reviews
Inprised by a summary here and from the song 'wild horses'. About the daughter in a beautiful Victorian house who is abused by her mentally ill sibling at night. Please R&R! Its only short...but deep.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2004
Running in circles by Mountain Ash reviews
Its a record of emotions only some of which are mine. I'll be updating randomly. Because to me all storys are feelings in a certain order to me this is important. If you enjoy it have fun.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2004
Untitled by delilah-blue reviews
Short character description (If that's what you can call it)... Not quite sure where it came from... Just read it...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004
Linoleum, Geraniums and Paint by Mountain Ash reviews
I wrote this for an english class once except I spent about 10 times as much time as I was supposed to, I loved doing it so much. Its more of a study of people and their relationships than anything much else.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2004
Talking to the Heavens by delilah-blue reviews
A conversation between a man and God... please R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004
Love by delilah-blue reviews
My thoughts on love... very short.. please R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004
Piano Man by delilah-blue reviews
Story about a homeless man holding onto everything he can... please R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2004
6th State Of Being by Faithless Juliet reviews
I’m showing my face now.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/25/2004
No Pure Heart by SilverGryphin reviews
I wrote this in a rather depressed state...But its still true. Very true, if not very nice.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2004
92604 by xXsugarcanepixie reviews
A poem written in consideration of someone very close to me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2004
Human by rocket baby doll reviews
... those human things we do... a tad self hating i must admit
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004
Silly by wilderness reviews
My brother works at a hostpital, and one night a patient came in totally drunk (2.5). He wrote this poem and my brother took it for me. it is HILARIOUS! he was sooo drunk! please R&R!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2004
Black Tuesday by Sven the Bounder reviews
An original screenplay about the highs and lows of teenage life in Manchester, England, and how fighting change can sometimes ruin the things that you have.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004
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The Hawthorne Sentence reviews
Identification chips are implanted in criminals so they appear on hand-held registries carried by every citizen. It's about struggling in this unforgiving world, guilt and self-punishment. Pretty recent story I have yet to finish.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Autumn Haunting
The longest story I've ever completed. I wrote this a couple of years ago, and while I'm not proud of the writing I am proud that I finished something, so yay! It's about two ghosts helping each other discover their deaths.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,559 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Piano Hands reviews
Haven't written poetry in a while. This is my most recent.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
What he left behind
There was a man here once...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Published: 10/1/2006
noises in the night reviews
inspired by a frog screaming in the night. haha, the title could be the first line. but it's not. :P
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006
Guys don't want more girl friends reviews
it's rough and possibly offensive but right now I don't care.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/9/2006
Rage
Drake hates his sister Picksy for putting his father in jail. Filled with anger and spiraling down a destructive path, he soon faces the truth about his father.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,317 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 11/22/2005
If Jack Only Knew
Sarah is only eight and she's about to die. The father she never knew is now ready to discover what kind of life he missed.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Published: 9/7/2005
Grave reviews
this is so dumb. but I thought I'd post it anyway...cuz I'm bored.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/7/2005
Litany reviews
eh...just reflecting. A friend suggested I should completely take out the first stanza - that it doesn't really go with the rest of the poem. what do you think?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/7/2005
Quiet reviews
don't quite remember where this came from.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/1/2005
faith in the path craved reviews
woo! me writing about the L-O-V-E subject is scary. I certainly don't have much practice. heh.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/1/2005
New Delight reviews
Just thinking
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/18/2005
No Show reviews
Inspired by movie "Office Space" and inspired by challenge on livejournal community "thefirstline"
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005
The Fishers reviews
Sam Fisher is a weird dad and an even stranger husband. Inspired by challenge on livejournal community
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005
The Dead Shall Judge
An alternate confession by my character Simon. Italics are pieces of Tennyson's poem, Inspiration from challenge on livejournal community "mad madstories"
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Published: 4/5/2005
Reflection: a sestina reviews
I wrote this when I had a sort of internal struggle with believing God would forgive me for my sins. The Alter and Light represent God and the Reflection represents my sins.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/25/2005
Evil in Our Hearts the Same reviews
poem I wrote a long time ago...it needs work, I know.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/24/2005
The Word Song reviews
My dad wrote this when I vented to him about everyone's cussing...it's absolutely hilarious!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/24/2005
Darkeyed Fiction reviews
To someone very special - someone I respect and look up to.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2005
Behind Blue Eyes reviews
Simon Says the Clown kidnaps little Joey Sater, and puts his two best friends through hell.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Beauty Bottle Queen reviews
a 'perfect' wife and a 'perfect' child discover the perfect beauty of eachother. (The title comes from the song "Broken" by Tracy Chapman)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005
Quarantine reviews
Terry and Merriam are newlyweds - but one mistake sends her new husband over the edge. (for some strange reason: past tense means it's happening now, and present tense means it's a flashback. confusing)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 12/12/2004
Back Ache reviews
really lame joke/story/thingy...don't ask...I don't know! wah!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2004
Sing! I'll lose my balance reviews
Dedicated to Josh who has amazing talent for singing, acting and is destined to be great in whatever he does.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/17/2004
My Last Christmas reviews
Christmas just isn't the same anymore...a poem by my dad!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/10/2004
She reviews
ah...dedicated to myself.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004
Teenage Girl reviews
Dedicated to somebody
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/7/2004
Oh Olivia! reviews
John is a strange guy...Olivia is a strange woman - it works.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004
Dang! reviews
Colton Paris is one mad cowboy - Bull Frog Billy is gonna meet his match!
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/2/2004
Light Stalkers reviews
A therapy group is created to help it's members cope with their reoccuring alien abductions.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004
untitled so far
David is getting as far from home as he can...something has happened to his wife, and now he'll go to extremes for a new one.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Published: 12/2/2004
Haikus reviews
three haikus
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2004
What Smiles on you, Emily? reviews
Who here likes Emily Dickenson?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/1/2004
Dull Matter reviews
Everybody has some pessimissm.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/1/2004
A Collection reviews
a collection of short poems I've done lately. They are seperated by bold and non-bold.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2004
Blame it on My Generation reviews
This guy really wants to save a cameo?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/28/2004