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Joined 11-26-04, id: 445965
Author has written 7 stories for Nature, Romance, Young Adult, and Humor.

Name: Marta

Pseudonym: Neuron

Date of Birth: June 27th

Hometown: Kielce, Poland

Main Interests: writing, bio/chem, philosophy, dancing, harmonica;

Favorite books: "Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell" by Susanna Clarke, "A Wrinkle In Time" by Madeleine L'Engle, anything by Mr. Dahl, Mr. Brown and Mr. Tolkien, "Rule of Four" by Dustin Thomason and Ian Caldwell, etc.

Favorite musical artists: David Bowie, Moby, Bjork, Jill Tracy, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Dean Martin, Brian Molko

WIPs: "Red Card" - a comedy/romance about a stubborn, anti-sport girl named Bo who gets sent to a sports camp for the summer. The fourth chapter is in progress.

Favorite quote: "Everything is possible. The impossible only takes longer." -'Digital Fortress' by Dan Brown

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The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,019 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/30/2021 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,320 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,391 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 11/2/2004
His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Bloodline by Never Knows Best reviews
Ri'Tai was a simple village girl until Draygon slavers attacked her village and took her as a pet for a powerful General. She cares only about escape until she finds herself at the center of a conflict that could send the whole world to war.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,591 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/13/2005
Flight by Never Knows Best reviews
Shanae's the winged girl who can't fly. Arvan's not quite human, and Faeron is his sarcastic pet dragon. Throw in a few dangerous secrets, a little sexual tension, mix well with a dollop of humour and basically you get...well, 'Flight'.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,276 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2005
Of Coffee and People by svonnah-la-fay reviews
3 ex-college students (the feminist, the optimist, the pessimist) with an emotionally needy and pregnant new friend (the prep) move to NY to open a coffee shop, help their friend through her pregnancy and raise her child themselves. Pricelessly hilarious.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 76,037 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 3/17/2005
The Attic by Never Knows Best reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,131 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Nameless Woman's World by svonnah-la-fay reviews
The classic Female-Domination story: Finished In a world controlled by women, one young woman must overcome societal barriers as she grows closer to her new, abused slave, a romance that will eventually lead to world revolution
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
I'll call you freak, you'll call me delusional by Chokinghazard reviews
He was the guy no one could really label. She was just another prep. And they weren't even obsessed with each other. Yet.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,526 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2005
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,337 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
In Living Color by Delusions of Reality reviews
An unusual romance for unusual people. Real life through a kaleidoscope, yet the world is still so gray... Until he shows up, half dead on her doorstep. It's amazing what you can learn while teaching another to be human. Chapter 14 Up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Everything For Love by The CandyCane Princess reviews
Shana has to deal with her rich boy stepbrother Kelley while trying to get the boy of her dreams to notice her. But has she got her eye on the right guy? UPDATED!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,403 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
The Contract II by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. Katlyn's finally free. . . but freedom comes with a price, and along with that, how long will it last? sequel to The Contract
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Everybody Hates Logan by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Against All Odds. Logan Henderson has it all: looks, money, and brains. Or so that's what people think. His life's going down the drain, and he doesn't know how to stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 3321 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
America's Sweetheart by Merry Fairie reviews
Eve Hartford's mom has just ruined her life. One article in the world's most popular teen magazine turn her life upside down. She's gone from total freak to having the school's playboy, badboy, and America's hottie all competing for... her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,617 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Changelings by Kaelyn reviews
*shounen-ai* Ange and Neko are like day and night. Ange takes her life seriously; Neko takes his with a grain of salt and a shot of tequila. All they have in common is that they are both Changelings, and are now partners. ~Ch. 7 up~
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,243 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002
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Tabby's Holiday reviews
For Tabby, holidays are the bane of her existence. Easter isn't an exception... even when you have a cute "sewn on" family member. A/n: Written for the school paper!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/5/2006
Procrastination reviews
... something I'm sure most of us have done at SOME point...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/19/2006
Red Card reviews
When hotheaded and stubborn Bo gets sent to a sports camp for the summer, she’s not exactly thrilled. Especially when a cute soccer jock won’t leave her alone... Features wild escape attempts, romance, sport and insanity!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005
The Battle of Wits Part 1
Two four year olds engage in a heated battle of minds... This will be a series of hilarious scenes from the lives of small children misguided by their older peers.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Published: 12/25/2005
Sick Places reviews
In a dark place, three freaks find hope in each other.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/23/2005
Big Brother reviews
The people that are supposed to be closest to us aren't always perfect. Sometimes, the people we least expect will be the ones to offer comfort.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2005
Autumn is Coming reviews
A series of short poems dedicated to one of the most beautiful seasons.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2005