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 :.:.:o - o:.:.: Big News So, to anyone who is still paying attention to this page, I have been offered the chance to meet with a publisher and get some of my work produced for the masses in paper form. Heck yes! So I am taking down "The Grass" once more; I am planning on restyling, and possibly renaming, the story and presenting it to them for review. I will post here when I hear back and any new information on the subject. A huge thank you to my followers, reviewers, and readers who have been there since the very beginning. Wish me luck. |
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Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,285 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Moon Child by hi-tanner85 reviews
When Jared finally did turn to me, it shocked me how dark his eyes were, how inhuman he seemed. "You need to run, Bailey." His body started to contort, back-arching, bones pushing against the inside of his skin. "Run as far as you can. Hide. Just don't let him catch you."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,082 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 3/31/2009
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4848 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. /PUBLISHED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Lucian Boom Invisible Head Case by hi-tanner85 reviews
Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,842 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Masterpiece by All Over You reviews
A collection of one-shots all about our favorite family of manwhores: the Mastersons. REMOVED.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/27/2010
Love Game by All Over You reviews
She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Raw Sugar by NeverEverTown reviews
Due to economical stress, 23 year old Katherine Cotak was "let off" from her job as a secretary. In order to make ends meet, she ends up working at a local dog groomers. There, she discovers more about herself - and the owner, Kyle Jenkins.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,336 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Year of the Rabbit by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Seizing the Sky by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. “You will learn to smile as you kill.” How do you trust someone who captured you—someone who betrays your senses, commands your enemies, and talks in riddles? Well, by having no other choice. ficathon challenge o4
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Bless Me Father by ILGMA reviews
Yeah, perfectly normal', Drake thought, attempting to ignore the aching bulge in his pants. 'If said peer was a girl...' Two Catholic school boys, one distraught and the other confused. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/14/2002
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Sex in Words by Marry My Pie Please reviews
(Slash) Luke wants to say he's normal, but let's face it... He isn't. For crying out loud, he writes letters to his next door neighbor!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,088 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005
Skinny Dipping with Grove Murray by hi-tanner85 reviews
He hit me. Well, not so much hit me as fell into me and knocked me down. My ego was bruised. . . along with my head. Yes, it hurt. He kissed me! Well not so much kissed me as ran into my neck with his mouth. Oh great, now I'm stupid. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,067 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
From the Dead Guy in the Front Seat by NeverEverTown reviews
A man thinks about his lover in his car on a rainy day. [ONESHOT, SLASH, and other things. Please Read&Review! Muchly apprectiated!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
The Eiffel Tower by StarCounter reviews
Sebastian Étaîn and Paris Brien. Two of a kind, the boys've been friends for God knows how long. When Sebastian's girlfriend wants a break, Paris is there for him. But wait - what, exactly, is it that Paris is there for again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 177,569 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Interrogame by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete