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Joined 11-27-04, id: 446145
Author has written 47 stories for Fantasy, General, General, Sci-Fi, Humor, Essay, and Romance.

Mm. About me (because I know you all want to know everything, because I'm obviously just that cool).

I'm sixteen, female, go by several different nicknames (although 'Oi, you' tends to be the most prevalent) and spend far too much time on the computer doing absolutely nothing when I should be writing, doing homework, or just generally getting myself a life. I have, on occasion, attempted this mythical quest of 'getting myself a life', but I inevitably seem to fail. It's tragic.

I write on fanfiction.net under H.E.Gray, which is, in fact, not my real name. Just for kicks, you know? My livejournal (which is set as my homepage) tends to contain previews of my writing, because I feel the need to spam everyone's friends list. Despite this, feel free to add me. I may bite, but I don't have rabies, so it's all okay.

Updates will always be sporadic, and emo-angst may well be abundant. I have a strange sense of humour, and a fondness for killing off my own characters. I also have a habit of inserting swearword in every other sentence, due to a lack of vocabulary, and as an attempt to make myself feel big, so do not read if you are easily offended.

Despite what you may believe after reading my fics, I am neither suicidal, obese, insane (although that one's up for debate), do not smoke, do drugs or cut myself. I also have an ego the size of Jupiter, so don't be afraid of denting it with criticism. Believe me, it won't happen.

If you're looking for something good to read, check out katieclarke (providing us with artistic angst since 1990).

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Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Chronicles of Flute by Yih reviews
(SLASH) Abandoned and unwanted, Flute is taken from the wards by the Lord Dante to the mysterious Companion's City where he will become what he was always meant to be. [m/m, f/f, and m/f]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,550 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 9/7/2004
And Lie on Demand by Kimagure reviews
Written for Ephemeratales' Sensory Overload ficathon. A prodigy mage decides he's going to try and get close to the knight of his dreams by disguising himself as a squire.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/17/2005
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PSYCHOS reviews
THE Primary School of Young (Criminal, Homeless and Offending) Sorcerers. (Stuck in a school with a bunch of weirdo sorcerers, Zach wants out. And the only way out is through the Trials. SLASH, BAD LANGUAGE)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006
Lived Her Life reviews
The phone rings once, the mum picks up.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/22/2006
Picture Perfect Romance reviews
Love's what you make it. Pure (and mildly abashed) sap. Oh, and a broomstick.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/7/2006
Katie reviews
I never asked you why, Katie.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2006
Philia reviews
And suddenly, everything seems okay. (Rating for some language)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2006
Forever, For Never reviews
She lived to die, he died to live. No Name meets Own Name.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2005
Watch Me Die reviews
He watches his father die and he whispers, I'll make you proud.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/15/2005
No Evil reviews
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. He should know no evil.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2005
Mind Fire reviews
Every day, my fire grows, and every day, I add something to its burning depths.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2005
Apathy reviews
Sometimes I think I should hate myself.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/8/2005
Prophecy reviews
Every legend starts with a prophecy, and sometimes, there are prophecies that are never fulfilled.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2005
You and Him reviews
You are… normal. Ordinary. A perfect boy-next-door example, with messy blond hair and a laughing smile, whenever you look my way. (Not like James.)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2005
Hero reviews
I'm not a hero, however much I wish I could be.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/26/2005
No Angel reviews
Your fingernails dragging across the pillowcase, leaving faint imprints that soon fade away, like your struggles. As if nothing has happened. As if nothing could happen.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/26/2005
The World Ended reviews
The apocalypse did not come with a bang, and the world did not end with a whimper.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/10/2005
Stitches and Scars reviews
Sometimes it seems like you’re made up of stitches and scars
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005
Blind reviews
Do not pity me that I am blind; I pity you that you are not.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/8/2005
Passing Away reviews
I’m passing over, passing away, crossing the borderline. All so bloodless, all so clean, and it’s nothing like death is to me.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005
Palace of Bones reviews
I have a palace made out of bones. It is white-washed, bleached and smooth and perfect.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/8/2005
Not Watching Her reviews
She smears vaseline on her lips, and I’m not watching her, not really.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005
Yesterday reviews
Yesterday, I hated you. You were foul-mouthed and rough, pushing people around and fighting, sneering and spitting and swaggering as if you owned the world.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005
Symmetry
She was not pretty, but he said she was. He was not ugly, but she said he was.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 10/8/2005
Winds
The winds blow around me, the faint chill edging them as they dance over and around...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 10/8/2005
Me reviews
I want to stop being me and I want to start being you. I want to be different, and unique...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005
Going Nowhere reviews
Help yourself, self-help books, psychiatrists, therapists, teachers, whatever. They all talk crap. “You could go somewhere.” I’m going somewhere. It’s called Nowhere.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005
Blue reviews
Old woman’s in again. Four o’clock appointment as usual. Talks to her a bit, she likes to talk to someone, the nurse thinks.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005
Flood the World reviews
Save me, save me, save me, but I can’t even save myself.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005
Fat Food reviews
You disgust me. Pale fat bulging at your thighs, arms so weak and white and flabby. Self-harm, language.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005
Secrets reviews
Secrets are secrets are secrets and should not be told.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/8/2005
All Your Hopes and Memories
All your hopes and all your memories of her aren’t worth anything, and I just sit here and laugh.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Published: 10/8/2005
A Glorious Death reviews
It is a strange aspect in humanity that we desire the most abstract of concepts and the most unrealistic goals we can think of, and perhaps the most obvious of those is the idea of a 'glorious death'.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/8/2005
Sword of Thorns reviews
A young Prince is thrown into a country of half-men, dying and exiled. In a quest for justice, his intentions somehow swerve from what is right...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 9/28/2005
Cry reviews
I sit through your funeral, and I don’t cry.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/7/2005
Friday Nights reviews
I hate Friday nights. Sitting here, staring at a computer screen...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/7/2005
I Say reviews
I say there’s no God, we’re all alone, and you say maybe...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/7/2005
Penguins reviews
When humans aren't watching...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005
Home reviews
There are dead flies and bugs lying around on the floor...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005
Giants reviews
They say there are giants buried under here. Drabble.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/7/2005
The Replacements reviews
They’re the replacements and I hate them. Drabble.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005
I Might Agree reviews
Magic is insanity. First person POV.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/7/2005
All I Can See reviews
If I were to look into yuor mind, your heart, your soul...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005
Call it Love reviews
He writes requiems for the dead and she coaches kids, and they hardly speak to one another.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005
Magpies reviews
One for sorrow, two for joy... Drabble, under 200 words.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2005
Fade reviews
There's no such thing as perfect.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2005
Broken Glitter and Made Up Dolls reviews
Short drabble (under 200 words). Angsty. Broken glitter and made up dolls. To one side, a little child with white foundation crusting her face and flaking off...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2005
Last of the Dragons reviews
His wings were dull, a burnished sheen coating them and stifling the crisp golden gleam...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2005
Playground Twist reviews
Dance around the merry-go-round and whirl and twirl and die...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2005