Everything I Need To Know About Life I Learned From Reading Anita Blake

• Don't date vampires, kill them
• The Executioner is shorter than you expect
• Just because you're human doesn't mean you aren't one of the monsters
• Zombies have rights too
• Never waste a really good threat
• An atheist with a cross is a truly pitiful sight
• If you have to be anyone's property, go with people you know.
• Screaming is for when you don't have anything better to do.
• Guilt is a wonderful motivator.
• Illusion is everything.
• Cars are not fun to chase. They don't bleed.
• People generally see what they want to see.
• Paranoia is just another name for longevity.
• Never forget who your enemies are.
• Always get out of the way of charging werewolf.
• If you French kiss a vampire, you risk lip and tongue injury.
• Life is tough and the universe is not fair.
• Sometimes there is nothing you can do.
• Everyone is cannon fodder. Eventually.
• Sometimes childish will get you what you want.
• Jeans and sneakers do not inspire confidence as ceremonial get-up.

I found this on the Laurell K. Hamilton website on a t-shirt.

"Eveyone has a story to tell..doesn't matter where you start...but how you end up in the end and what side you decide to fight for." by me because I think this quote suits my life the best.

"Dawn the hardest thing is this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me." Buffy Summers

"One disaster at a time, or you loose your way, and your mind." Anita Blake

"...I'll tell you the real horrible truth, Anita. No matter what you do or how bad you feel about it, life goes on. Life just doesn't give a fuck that you're sorry or upset or deranged or tormented. Life just goes on, and you gotta go with it, or sit in the middle of the road and feel sorry for yourself." Jason talking to Anita