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Joined 11-29-04, id: 446625, Profile Updated: 06-04-09
Author has written 22 stories for General, Haiku, Politics, Humor, General, Friendship, Religion, Life, Young Adult, Nature, and Historical.

"... Become a great artist. That is the only way you can justify what you are doing to everyone's life."
-My Name is Asher Lev, by Chaim Potok


Works In-Process:

Tomorrow, the World


What You Can Look Forward To:

The future

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Evol, Un I Ty, & Epcae by StygianSentiments reviews
in life some things are backwards, others are scattered, and some are scrambled. I don't know how else to explain it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006
And So I Had Sex by trash can art reviews
Finney McGovern gets on stage and recounts a few odd occurences. Rated 'WTF' for Experimental Fiction and Unexpected Humor.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006
Ashes Leave by Autumn Dawn reviews
His name was Asher Lev. If you haven't read the book, this won't make sense. It might not even if you have. R/R.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2006
Asher and Me by Meg J. Martin
An essay explaining why 'exile' is an important theme in the book "My Name is Asher Lev".
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2005
Nazi, Nazi by Black CrystaI reviews
Probably not about what you think...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004
Because of You by Hermoics reviews
Rated because of sucide. It's dark and deep. It's a whole new way to look at love, death, and even life. Just R/R. Aneways Love Hermoics
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2004
Dead Civillians by Rovv reviews
The roads are paved with dead civillians... in the game of war.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2004
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Tomorrow, the World reviews
As WWII rages and the tides turn, two boys who regard each other as enemies must come together in order to survive. Rated for language.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009
I Consecrate My Life reviews
Anne Brown, daughter of preCivil War revolutionary John Brown, wants to understand what is going on in the world like her brothers can. But when her Papa lets her inside, will she be able to survive the battle? Title subject to change.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007
HaiCan't reviews
Assorted haiku poems that I wrote in my creative writing classes. Some funny, most probably not.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007
Blizzard reviews
Swirling, twirling, whirling, flailing, wailing, bright, white, light blizzard.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Living the Best Life You Could Have reviews
Junie Shaw and Ela Motte had grown apart over the years. But when Ela is killed in the last months of high school, Junie takes it upon herself to become her oncebest friend and live Ela's life, even if it means giving up her own.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007
The Ruminations of a Writer reviews
Many people enjoy the thrill of the hunt or the thrill of chasing a love. I enjoy the thrill of the pen.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006
Stupid Soaring reviews
If you're a blood-sucking beast, stay away from me. I've killed many a bug before.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006
Why? reviews
A collection of haikus questioning religion. All are simply asking, looking for an answer to WHY.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006
Death of a Mind reviews
A mind is such a valuable thing to watch die.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006
A Word reviews
An abstract about a simple word.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Average reviews
Aren't we all just average?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/26/2006
My Best Friends reviews
An ode to my best of friends.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/25/2006
Web reviews
"What a twisted web we weave when first we practice to decieve."
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/25/2006
I Wonder reviews
I've never been a fan of capital punishment.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006
Beating Heart reviews
I've never been a fan of capital punishment. Meant to be read to the rhythm of the beating of your heart.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006
Pretzles for the President reviews
A salty snack is a nice treat- only if you can handle it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006
This Crazy Lunatic Man reviews
A crazed man has escaped. Who will be safe?
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006
Roulette reviews
I've never been a fan of capital punishment.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/25/2006
Salute reviews
I've never been a fan of capital punishment.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/24/2006
Going Home reviews
He took me away... But where are we going?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/24/2006
You Left Me reviews
Sometimes love is not forever.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2006
As Black as Death reviews
A disease is but a spirit- until it turns deadly.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006
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