"My life's rapidly becoming a punch line for a seriously disturbed joke."

I'm just a silly seventeen-year-old girl trying to escape this chaotic bedlam they call life. Descartes once said, "I think; therefore, I am."

I say, "I write; therefore, I suck."

I listen to incorrigible music, such as Copeland and Death Cab, while I delve further into my own self-pity.

Yes, I am a poser.

Well, perhaps not entirely; but seeing as there are thousands of prepubescent teens claiming that they’re ‘emo’ simply because they listen to Hawthorne Heights and My Chemical Romance, I figured I might as well proclaim that I am indeed a pod person.

Ahem. Once again, I digress.