Sillyscrathide bio
Ren.18.girl.addicted to pixie stix and caffinated beverages.loves everything foreign.possesses a strange fondness for spastic squirrels And because I have no stories, I will direct you to some rather brilliant ones on this website: Six feet from Paradise by J.D. Allen -so touching and inspiring Moon River by Pixy Dizzy -really pretty prose and nice metaphors The Boy Who Talks to God by Unbridled -makes you think about faith Love in sheet music by bzchilakalak -I just... like this one. I just wish it would be updated :) |
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Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/3/2022 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
The Slave of Heaven Book One by RyAnn Leigh reviews
Chapters deleted as I work on the book for publication. Will update when I finally sell this thing!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/4/2022 - Published: 1/26/2009
Isabelle Reid's Train Wreck by VelvetWriter reviews
Isabelle Reid is the famous lead singer of a rock band with an equally famous fiancee. She is known for her icy perfection. This begins to change as the guitarist from her opening band, Blake Hawkins, starts to stir up her world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,901 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 7/27/2008
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Pathetic Obsessive Girls Anonymous by elisefey reviews
Twelve steps to dating a pop star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2006
The Deceiver by Kiyura reviews
To escape death, Alexandra Astena made a deal with a strange man--one who was not exactly human. But which one of them is the monster? ...You tricked me, now I know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,750 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 7/17/2006
Roses and Black Glass: A Dark Cinderella Tale by Lani Lenore reviews
.Revised 2007. The girl is content until her father dies and she meets a man she cannot have. It takes the appearance of a strange woman to make a prophecy...and everything changes. Rated for violence and sexual content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 7/18/2002
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
I'll call you freak, you'll call me delusional by Chokinghazard reviews
He was the guy no one could really label. She was just another prep. And they weren't even obsessed with each other. Yet.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,526 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2005
Changing his Status Quo by Da Vinci at Work reviews
When the heroine of a romance story suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and quite a few other undiagnosed quirks, you know something outrageous is about to happen to her love life, no?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,682 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 10/1/2006
Illusoire by Kendal reviews
Teagan Calder doesn't believe in soulmates. They're just a myth propagated by the Council, another way to pretend humans aren't inferior. And if hers finds out what she is, it's more than just a headache -- it's a death sentence. DISCONTINUED.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Better Together by templeton21 reviews
After her fiancé dumps her, Violet Littleton wants nothing to do with love and the entire ridiculous concept of it. But then, she meets his eyes from across the bar. It was only supposed to be a one night stand. Supposed to be anyway.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,991 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Die, Everyone's Doing It by Euphorialie reviews
REMOVED. He was gasoline, I was spark, and together we set the world on fire. And that's only a partial metaphor. Think of all the trouble you can get into when you don't believe in anything and then strike a match.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Lady of Twilight: Hunted by Kali Shaelyn reviews
A hot male demon's hired to protect her. She, a succubus with a fear of men, can't obtain full power until she goes all the way. Danger brews. Desires simmering. Will he cure her fear and be her lover? Or will he break her and lose everything?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
The Hero's Guide To Adventuring by Respect Is Sexy reviews
Coauthored with Zozma! It is exactly what the title says it is. So you wanna be a hero? Read on.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 7/16/2007
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
Jeph's Revenge by bulletproof.cupid reviews
Pirates, the bane of her existance. Who knew a simple meeting in the market place would ensue in being kidnapped, held hostage in a cell and finally having her neck nearly slit over a deal? Oh dear, pirates certainly are trouble. HAITUS
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 1/29/2006
Special Delivery by Twee reviews
Congratulations on your new Vietnamese mail order bride...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 85,718 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Treacherous Beauty by Lux d'Marcs reviews
Average school stuff: punching out jocks, hot Undead teachers, people with pink hair, slaughter, someone hunting you for your immense powers. Welcome to RAV.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,839 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
Moon River by pixy-dizzy reviews
Pen is not earth mother. And the boy is not gentle. But he is lovely and broken and if she could stop being a chickenshit she could call him up and ask him to take her to Casablanca. This is how the world begins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
The Obsession with Jack by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Hello. My name is Rosie. I'm a boring, dead inside emotional wreck, living in a boring village filled with lunatics. The only colourful things in my life are the boy I don't know and the soundtrack I stole. Life is good. Complete! - REMOVED
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
A Vampire's Kiss by Flawless Storm reviews
She was innocence, but knew she shouldn’t have challenged him. He would claim a forfeit. He was cloaked in darkness and shadows and there was a dangerous, enigmatic air about him. He was corruption with fangs. Short stories.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
The Cynic's Creed by louragan reviews
A reposting. She writes to a stranger via poetry in library books and learns what it means to speak, to love, and to be alive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Eines Tages fällt jeder Engel by Draconius lat reviews
Manchmal bemerken wir zu spät, wem unser Herz wirklich gehört
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - German - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Skinny Dipping with Grove Murray by hi-tanner85 reviews
He hit me. Well, not so much hit me as fell into me and knocked me down. My ego was bruised. . . along with my head. Yes, it hurt. He kissed me! Well not so much kissed me as ran into my neck with his mouth. Oh great, now I'm stupid. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,067 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
up high up by pixy-dizzy reviews
"Sat high up on the Ferris wheel in this strange carnival, full of fading sky and littered ground." Poetry-prose. A bit odd. A bit true.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/24/2006
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
chemistry by bleed gilead reviews
he’s as beautiful as butterflydust and radioactive cscl [tribute to first semester chem. so glad it’s over.]
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/21/2006
Interrogame by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Memories Worth Protecting by Shampoo Suicide reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Hollywood Fairytale by Flawless Storm reviews
When Kiernan Maitland went missing, it was up to me to find him. Me... find an actor who is known to be terrifying, both on and off the screen. How would I know that finding him would set off my own Hollywood fairytale. Short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Complete
Roy G Biv by Virgo Child reviews
A slightly skewed vision of love, in an offhand kind of a way. What was white and innocent is tainted by color.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2004
Bloodline by dorky-kelly reviews
Jarron Ciracco - the criminal everybody loves to hate. Everybody except Alyssa. When this bad boy gets caught for a crime he didn't commit, only Alyssa can save him. But who really needs to be saved? Trust me. You'll love this. R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,503 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003