Pouncing Fossa
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Joined 02-23-01, id: 44860
Author has written 27 stories for General, Horror, Humor, Historical, General, Fable, and Sci-Fi.
Some might say I am "highly motivated to succeed in my aspirations of becoming an adventure travel writer/graphic novelist." My response to this is that it might be better for these people to just shoot themselve's in the foot, because I'm sleeping on the couch and I don't want to get the gun.
Some people might say that I am "un-healthily obsessed with the Cowboy Bebop series." My response to this query is to throw a Spike Speigal action figure at them and/or bury them in a massive stack of Bebop fan fiction until they suffocate and stop asking me silly questions and/or feed them bell peppers- without the beef.
Some people might say that I "am a scruffy skinny outdoorsy person who needs to brush the thorns out of her hair and maybe even wash that mud off of her face." My response to these people is to throw roots and berries at them and smack them over the head with a club, after which I run into the woods chattering away in my native dialect, which is composed of yips, Spanish words, coyote howls, Shakesperean prose, random Spikeisms, and obscure Japanese phrases. After this, I catch the neighbors Pekignese in a clever leg hold trap and roast it over a fire while exalting the pagan "god of Digital Cable and anime DVD's,"
Some people might say that I "draw way too much and go through about fifty pages of printer paper a day , all covered with useless drawings of my own warped characters and Vicious in 70's clothes." My response to this is to actually conjure up Vicious in 70's clothes from an alternate universe, who beats them over the head with his mod' Katana, then stalks off in his purple bell-bottoms to a jazzy trumpet piece-never to be seen again. As well he should. Also the Big Black Bird has a little bead necklace.
Some people might say that I have "extremely ecletic taste in music, to the point of sheer weirdness." My response to this is to turn up my Bluegrass/Beatles/Muddy Waters/Spy Jazz/Banjo Music/U2/Yoko Kanno/Bob Dylan/Perry Como/Led Zepplin/ Charlie Parker/Bob Marley mix CD to the point where I cannot hear them anymore and am comfortably secure in the extreme loudness of my music. This music choice is also intresting because I am 13 years old and should be listening to boy bands or something very very angsty and gravely. However, since I am not angsty and not boy-crazy, this music assortment cannot work for me.
And lo. The fossa's physce is revealed. It's not all that intresting, sadly.
Canis Lupus by Yami no Himitsu reviews
A look into three very different lives by following the journey of a stuffed animal...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2002
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Imax Nights reviews
Odd jazz talking prose poetry that runs like hell- nights in San Francisco when you are lonely and you are a has been are rather savage
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/18/2003
Hey Jude reviews
Sometime in the future, a space pirate called Jude is coasting in his happily retro way through life, oblivious to the fact that a very tall hijacker , explosives bearing ostrich and some warped government plots are going to complicate things considerably
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2002 - Published: 6/27/2002
General Animosty+Nostolgia=Uh oh. reviews
ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST! First started the last day of school of last year, and finished now, in which I come back to my old self, tell her how she's changed and how no one else changed with her. Insert nostalgia for old school here.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2002
Princess Names And Racoons On The Road reviews
A poem about my name, and how it doesn't fit me- and a poem about those girls who squeal at school and the red rock country in the desert,and how names generally....suck.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/23/2002
Merely A Test reviews
Hey, don't read this- this is just an unfinished thing that you won't get about characters I don't explain- just uploaded for a freind. Ignore, please.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/21/2002
Fan Fiction.net- The Truth 2. reviews
Huzzah huzzah, here is the sequel to my munifeceintly flamed story about a little fossa who discovers how evil Fanfiction.net REALLY is. And now- on the dawn of a new sequal- things are going to get a lot weirder for our poor little fossa freind..........
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4/21/2002 - Published: 8/25/2001
Bad Writing From The Fourth Grade- X_X reviews
Various samples of the damn worst writing you'll ever see, from fourth grade. Incredibally BAD writing- and my sarcastic comments. Hell, no matter how much you suck- you don't suck THIS bad, now. Funny- in a sick way.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2002
Going back home to the place I'd never really left reviews
A little poem about a morning on the Utah Salt Flats and the feeling one gets when returning to your REALhome after a long absence
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/4/2002
Joe-Anne Wildflower reviews
This is written like a childrens or folk tale. It's about a down-to-earth sorcerer way out in the hills of North Dakota, and his best freind Joe Anne Wildflower, a coyote who undergoes a magical transformation when the BLM man comes to shoot coyotes. I'd
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3/2002
A Wad Of Greasy Clay On The Science Room Table reviews
And this piece is one of them things where the point of view shifts and turns and mambo's with non sequiters and juicy adjectives- it's all good fun, pasiano. UH! I'm sort of critiquing modern life. That's fun. Also I am using PENGUINS IN GRATITOUS WAYS
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/13/2002
Another Sappy Love Song On The FM Radio reviews
*hides* Well....I don't usually write this kind of stuff....and this concerns my characters, just so you know...not myself. But read and review anyway.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20/2002
Red Sand Dancing reviews
A half poetry dream time physco thing involving coyotes and red rock. It's set in Southern Utah, and is reasonably short, but the description is certainly up to standard. This happens to be my favorite thing here, so read it. PLEASE.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/15/2002
Can't Draw reviews
O! Taste one tone of simple confusion.....of ruined and shattered ambition, cast aside...by wheeling seagulls, a flitter on soul beaches..*koffs* Ahem. Heh. Read it. Review it. Please?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/14/2002
Blame Anime! reviews
An extremely strange anime style parody of the South Park song "Blame Canada".... All I can say is that I'm really really sorry....and please don't come to my house and whack me with jello.....ok??? *wanders into the distance, humming the "Cowboy Bebop" t
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/14/2002
EASY PEASY CHEESY SQUEEZY! Actually....... reviews
This involves the voices in my head, and youthful sufffering, and creative frustaration...and....oh! I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, DAMN YOU! *sobs* Ahehe. Well. Enjoy. And you'd best review it, or I'll throw herring at you insensetive fools.....
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/13/2002
Brown Death Blood Rivulets Carpet Clothing Tie reviews
It's about...death? Eh, I think it is....it may not be. However, tis' not clique....I warneth ye!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/13/2002
To A Mexican Island In The Middle Of Nowhere reviews
THE ATTACK OF THE STARTLING SEAWEED BEASTS! FEEL......THE HORRFYING PRESENCE OF....THE *WILD*....HEAR THE SEA BUGS! Read....this piece of messed up nature writing!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/13/2002
Rather abused pieces of paper reviews
Chronicles the shocking and strangely extiential abuse of a UTTERLY INNOCENT PIECE OF WHITE PAPER. The horror. The horror. Hell, I'm 13 years old, don't expect genius.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/13/2002
The Kablooie Fish[ INSANE STORY] reviews
This story is the result of too much floruide in my water. It is basically about an extremely dangerous weapon-the Kablooie Fish. Why is it dangerous? Well, you have to read it, of course. Read and review, no matter how flamey the reviews may be. I'm desp
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/29/2001
George W. Bush Presents: How To Tick Off A Liberal reviews
George W Bush, our "respected" president of the USA, presents for the very first time why some liberals go into a frothing rage at the mere sight of George. This is his personal list of ways he manages to destroy the earth, tick off liberals, and look ext
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/23/2001
The Strange Diary Of Christopher Columbus reviews
This slightly weird one involves the finding of the new world. Serious. Read at own risk.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/17/2001
The Story Of Jimbo The Deppresed Little Frog reviews
Jimbo the frog has no freinds, and he wants to commit suicide. Can the old begger frog save his life? NOPE! Isn't murder and suicide FUN? A parable about stupid frogs and jumping off bridges.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/15/2001
The Story Of Bob. A cautionary tale reviews
Bob, a writer for a geeky magazine, discovers the truth. He is addicted to computers!How will he surmount his awful addiction? Do you care? Please? Read and Review, darnit
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/29/2001
THE CRABS! reviews
Crabs terrify a teen-age boy out of his wits! Will he survive? Learn how YOU can save yourself from.... THE CRABS!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3/28/2001
Art reviews
About what Art is.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2001
How I Found Fortune And General Good Will As A Dog reviews
A curious and cautonary tale of a foolish Las Vegas canines ventures in the Evil Outside World. Slightly twisted humor and a seemingly "cute" touch....however, this was written a long time ago...not my most current work.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/27/2001
Fan Fiction.net-THE TRUTH! reviews
Reveals the true evil behind fan fiction and Fan Fiction.net
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 3/22/2001