Peregrin Chopkins
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Joined 12-15-04, id: 449354, Profile Updated: 05-02-08
Author has written 21 stories for Supernatural, General, Humor, Action, Sci-Fi, Mystery, and Romance.

So I got a new page... if anybody cares.

www.fictionpress.com/~chopkins

Real original pen name, right?

Every few years I feel like it's necessary and now that I'm in college I figured it would be the perfect time for me to start separating my stuff from high school from my newer stuff.

But please, feel free to read anything on this page, I'm still really fond of most of it.

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Roses and Black Glass: A Dark Cinderella Tale by Lani Lenore reviews
.Revised 2007. The girl is content until her father dies and she meets a man she cannot have. It takes the appearance of a strange woman to make a prophecy...and everything changes. Rated for violence and sexual content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 7/18/2002
The Perfect War by Ephemeral Dreams reviews
An different look at Mary Sues, Author Avatars, and other such things relating to fanfiction and published works. Recommended especially for new authors.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Complete
ZerroX by Rainflight09 reviews
Secret organizations, mechas, and classified information. All evolving from one incident. One boy must stand alone and slowly but readily embrace his past, as well as his future. Just remember, not everything is as it appears.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 6/5/2006
A Tale of Revolution and Revenge by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Anarchy and overlords reign in postapocalyptic America. Alone in this chaos but for her trusty scooter, a girl sets out with a mission.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006
Unless Spoken To by KalliopeStarmist reviews
She grew up sheltered from the effects of the fairy's hex, but when her father died, she had to learn to use her curse to her advantage.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007
instrumentals on mute by dollface and her cancer reviews
forget romeo & juliet, let's be bonnie & clyde.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
A Problem of Possession by EarlyJuly reviews
Jen finds love in a bag, and loses it just as fast.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2006
Red Queen Effect by MagBlack reviews
The "Red Queen Effect" - When you keep running and running just to stay in place. Two sisters live the darker side of the idea behind "survival of the fittest."
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2006
Girly Men by Traci Ann reviews
Why are all the men in slash fiction so FEMININE?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2006
Hitchhiking by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] A young man goes hitchhiking in the most bizarre state of the union: 1960's, 70's California. You can meet some awfully strange people in places like that.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2006
The Brown Recluse by Chromium Dragon reviews
A super short humor fic. After I wrote this and a friend of mine read it, they actually did it. Short, sweet, hilarious
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
November, Raped by mietje reviews
In a world with no future, you hold onto whatever you can. A story of two girls struggling to survive in a pre-apocalyptic America, in the year 2015. (Ongoing/WIP)
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006
the waters by ronshaberry reviews
Intimidating, huh? In its half-finished state.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005
Della by Meghnna reviews
I'm not good at this so please R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005
Damask Rose by Pearl's Girl reviews
A work in progress. Basic premise: Manhattan gets nuked. Beautiful girl enters, stage left. Chaos ensues.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005
Untitled as of yet by noexitwound reviews
The smartest cannot cheat it, the quickest cannot escape it. It is more cunning than us all. Not death. But tomorrow. But when someone realizes this, when someone can beat it the entire system is in danger. Meet Doll.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2005
Write Right! by midnighteyes-xo reviews
This essay shall hopefully help you to gain more respect and reviews for your work. Definitely worth a read if you like to improve and would like some lighthearted tips and advice.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,404 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
Food Network Fanfiction: Installment 1 by Melody Chopkins reviews
Nonsense story about the stars of the Food Network channel... not to be taken seriously. Rachael Ray/Alton Brown. Oh and Giada from Everyday Italian is an evil robot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2005
The Cage by KyoCyrano reviews
Wine is great...but add two children from Mafia families and you get yourself a nice treat.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005
Secrets by Night-Alchemist reviews
After a Bellona's father, her only family, commits suicide, she must go with a boy named Seek to find the answers. (working title right now)
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005
TRUE STORIES by Lamie reviews
THIS REALLY HAPPENED, AND YOU KNOW ITS GOOD BECAUSE THE SUMMARY IS IN ALL CAPS.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2005
Alice by blumeaniandglove reviews
Alice in Wonderland. Only it's a twisted sister.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2005
Havoc by DecemberRoze reviews
A series of short stories/small pieces about teens discovering their sexuality, school harrassment, etc.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2005
Calbaria by Mihlora reviews
Three kids have been chosen to free Calbaria from the bloodthirsty Draynons. R&R please.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
The Formula for Many Reviews by Silver Sorrow reviews
How do they do it? Those stories with 2000+ reviews? Why, a formula, of course. The arrogant guy. The ordinary girl. The endless bickering. Explained in detail in this nifty little package!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005
The Man from Duck by Fuzzy Peach 101 reviews
Take an unconventional town, a man with no name, and an unexpected radio contest and what do you get? A fairly strange story.-Something I wrote when I needed some comedy relief. Hope someone shares my sense of humour!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005
WORD SMART by Tk.T reviews
This essay I wrote is about the unfairness of Fiction Press, and why some authors get more reviews than others.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/9/2004
Dubya by Ryan Patrick Bailey reviews
A poem about our wonderful president George W. Bush and his philosophy.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2004
The Unknown Mystical Energies of an Ex Laundromat by Lamie reviews
Melasuna is dying. She has just given birth to the son of a god. Now, as she slowly passes away, she recalls how she got into her situation.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 3/4/2004
Glass by Shikata ga Nai reviews
No one had really noticed. She'd shrunk into her own realm, behind her imaginary glass, retreating. //I am in a box,// she thought jokingly, picturing a mime acting it out. She reached her hand out in front of her, as if pressing her palm to glass. She co
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2004
Cold by Fukai-Ao reviews
Her cold glassy eyes watched unseeing, as the last of her life slipped away with a sigh...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2004
My Idea of a typicle letter between two females by Vilhelm The Maggot reviews
This is what I say is a typicle letter between two females it is not ment to offend anyone well its only ment to offend one person
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2000
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Fun With Crack reviews
Talking toiletseat cover, enormous balls, the worst superhero ever, fat pony who shits crayons, detachable penis. If you aren't intrigued yet you must be completely unconscious. Short stories. Some very short.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007
Mental Diarrhea reviews
Rufus's mother is a drunk, his brother is an uptight middle management type who brings around his crazy mistress all the time, and his sister is a moody, adolescent magical girl who drives a giant robot to school. That's just his home life. :light slash:
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007
The Von Bonos reviews
And now the allegedly true story of the ruling family of an obscure, European nation, forced into exile, and the one slightly neurotic brother who was forced to keep them all together... and something about a fat pony, I donno.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007
The Paladin & Related Works reviews
Short stories that take place within the decaying Bostovian Empire, wrought with nationalism and beset with racial tension with imigrants from the Savage Lands to the north.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007
Just A Little Coffee Between Friends reviews
... My this teen romance looks outofplace on my page.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
I Want To Be The Girl With The Most Cake reviews
Guidence Counselor Claudia Rutherford really needs to use the bathroom. A problem that is easily taken care of. However, the school she works for is under lockdown and she is unable to leave her office. Oh the humanity.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
The Cliche Killer reviews
If there's one thing I hate more than stories about angels, it's stories about vampires... so here's a twochapter satire on the vampireangel fad that has taken over FP. Completed, unless I later decide otherwise... I probably won't though.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Heavy Metal Butterfly reviews
Inagoddadavida Jackson (a girl exploding with teen angst) goes in search of her absentee father to give him a piece of her mind, but finds him very much dead. Pokes fun at the giant robot genre, particularly Evangelion.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006
Rathbone Private Academy reviews
Annette Baudelaire is a young girl with a short fuse, in exile at private school. She's got a messiah complex and an alterego to go with it.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006
Ginny McLean Township reviews
Newly-elected student-body president Juline Tucker gets to know a quartette of her mentally-unstable classmates
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006
Los Angeles is Burning reviews
What's to be said about giant robot epics that hasn't been said already?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006
Hired Help reviews
(Part of MSSP) Rosella Hafferty, a naive smalltown college freshman, comes to live and work in Megalopolis with the mysterious, young millionaire Sage Harelquin after her fires his housekeeper for being a religious fanatic.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/27/2006
Sunny Days reviews
(Part of the MSSP) Eleanor "Sunshine" Pavarski-a deranged runaway-returns to Megalopolis with her hopes of living out her days in paradise dashed. Now she tunrs her sites to finding love in one Ernest Marcum, no matter the cost
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/27/2006
The Boogieman Theory reviews
Imagine a place where no one is truely happy: this place is the city of Megalopolis, where murder, suicide, divorce, drug use and unexplained disappearances are the norm.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004
Blood on the Floor reviews
(title subject to change) An unexplained, mafia-esque attack on a social gathering frees a young man from his binding life in a small town with his smothering mother.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006
The Association reviews
I had come to terms with being a freak of nature, and I thought he had too; evidently I was wrong (shonen-ai)
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005
Halfblood Spilled reviews
A girl is sent into a blind rage after the end of Harry Potter & the Halfblood Prince is ruined for her and vows to take her revenge. WARNING! HBP spoilers!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2005
Yellow Blithe reviews
The Republic of Aspasia is in danger of falling into totalitarianism. Resistence movements have shot up everywhere. This is the story of one of those groups: Yellow Blithe. (minor shonen-ai)
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005
Changin' reviews
A short little prose I wrote while I was waiting for my cousin to get to my house today, about a car ride and a conversation between two friends.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/5/2005
Locusts reviews
The story of a mildly disturbed your woman's irrational fear of locusts and how it cosumes her life and irritates those around her (Unfinished... I think)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/1/2005
No Light reviews
A riot breaks out at a relatively quiet and obedient private school during a solar eclipse. (One shot)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/22/2005
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