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Author has written 12 stories for Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Action, Supernatural, Essay, and Life.

My name is Alex.

Born 1991. Write Science Fiction and Fantasy. Listen to primarily symphonic metal and industrial.

I cleaned out my Old Shames. We need not ever discuss those again. Updates with stuff that sucks less will be posted... eventually. If I feel like hosting 'em here.

"Awesome books have the ability to stimulate you nearly as much as women, if not more. At the very least, they do it in ways a woman most likely never could." - dreamshell

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Hell on Rails by Michael Panush reviews
The Van Wessel Brothers and Doc Torrent from Clark Reeper Tales are pitted against Judas the Chew Chew Train from the story 'A Train to Nowhere' in a deadly battle! A Clark Reeper Cross-Over Special featuring the twisted creations of Jave Harron!
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Robots Don't Kill People by Cobster reviews
People. . .suck at building robots! I'm going to tell you outright that this poem is about the misuse of technology. That danger is real, it's prevalent, and it's a lot scarier to me than, say, man-hating cyborgs.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Aurian and Jin by Hindsight reviews
A series of stories about Aurian and Jin, innkeeper and tenant respectively of the state-awarded Third Most Destitute Inn in Midland Territory. Third story up--little more serious than most.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
The Day I Grew a Spine by Space Toaster reviews
A human doormat decides she's completely disatisfied with how her life is and fixes it...by yelling at a lot of people. Rated for language.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
The Infowar: A Novel of Asymmetric Warfare by Jave Harron reviews
Governments worldwide slide towards despotism as terrorists become more ruthless. Between these two extremes, an international network of informed citizens, true patriots, and subversive intellectuals must take matters into their own hands.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 109,467 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Slip by dreamshell reviews
A serial killer/pedophile goes back in time to the fateful Halloween night that made him what he is.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,800 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
It Rhymes With by Yorba Linda reviews
My boyfriend said 'I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with penis' and it was so funny...cause it was random, so here you go..my skit.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2006
Behind Blue Eyes by Radyn reviews
The ongoing saga of Durian Bloodgale's struggle against the forces of justice, peace and radical feminists. New title. New jokes. New entries. Formerly Confessions of a Lunatic Sorcerer. The song thing was stupid, so I got rid of it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004
Alkan by Kendall Q. Christian reviews
The Russian and American contingents of an extra-solar refining expedition are forced to work together or die when the metal they are researching is revealed to be something else entirely.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005
Aatmosphericism by Smartass56 reviews
Christians of the world strike back with their own brand new parody religion!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2005
Awake in a Dream by darkofnight reviews
A boy in a rush to get back to school...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005
Lost Until Found by darkofnight reviews
Hell found me...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005
I am by HoukanGishi reviews
THings just pop into my head and this is one of them
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/10/2005
Solitaire by Aryanda reviews
Red and black. If only life were red and black.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2005
Squeaker by ftkerns reviews
Shadow is a thrill-seeker and a professional thief working for a small operation dedicated to breaking the stranglehold of the corporations that run Neon City. She's very good at her job, but sometimes bad luck trumps skill.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005
The EndHarry Potter by dvils-advocat reviews
LMAO Right after I finished reading the 6th book, I saw this ending the 7th. (CAUTION: 6TH BOOK SPOILER)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005
Ecstasy by DeadRaven69 reviews
A diary while on a beautiful yet scary drug trip. True story.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005
America's Downfall by Dream and Write reviews
Watch as a country losses its way...[Complete]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004
Right Now What? by Impetus reviews
The random and unedited thoughts of a 15 year old attending a Catholic All Girls High School and looking at the world through a pair of rose colored glasses.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2005
In the Beginning by gemini-kitten reviews
I had a pet hedgehog once.. and she was very inspiring.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2005
Atypical Anything by Read Me First reviews
How Bob killed Miranda and Terry without his father's guns or his beloved fire.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2005
Quality Entertainment for the Whole Family by SaberWarrior reviews
A humorous tribute to underappreciated employees at Walt Disney World. Rated for coarse language. 4-2-3 : 9.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2005
Monarch Blade by The Penguin Bob reviews
A teenager discovers that the video game that he plays has much more to it than meets the eye...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005
Nutcase Rantings of Pyschotic Girl by The Beautiful Underdog reviews
Funny drabbles in where I unlease my,,,rage? on a random subject. Updated!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005
The WombatBurgess Anarchy by Rubber-duckiesofdoom reviews
When the disgruntalled townspeople try for the 943 time to get a charter, what will happen when their plea is, once again, denied? And how will they take the stress? R/R please! No flames.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2005
I Am New Here by Yellow Drake X reviews
Two species slowly discover each other. While to each, the other seems flawless, the others soon show their scars of society and hate.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2005
War Across the Stars: Reality by raptor7435 reviews
changed the title. i don't own star wars; i don't think i own star wars. this is set in the galactic civil war, and its on fanfiction too but im keeping it here as well. please R+R. i think youll like it.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 123,599 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 12/10/2004
PainKiller by zamnath reviews
An angsty galactic tragedy. Updates daily to bi-daily. Just tweaked for stylistic errors.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005
Creatures by forever in blue jeans reviews
OneShot. If you’d asked me twelve hours ago if I even believed in aliens, my response would have been along the lines of: “Grow up. Only naive kids believe in aliens.” Of course, that was twelve hours ago.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Complete
What if Time's a River? by Mya von Dor reviews
COMPLETED/Involving my own brand of timetravel and a great ending. What more do I need to say?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Complete
Time Bomb by charmingangelC reviews
See what happens when an outcast is pushed one step too far...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005
The Cure by catfish-head reviews
Cancer is an epidemic. How far would humanity go to save its self? Were we right in making this deal?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2005
Space Pirate by Tatooinedweller
Being a space pirate is tough. Not only must one watch out for outsiders, one must be aware of friends as well... Ugh, what a horrid title.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2005
Social Studies by anteNomad reviews
An intellectual discussion, a problem and a solution of sorts.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2005
Falls of Rophyxia by azuris
A young man attempts to save his sister from a deadly disease by attending a medicinal college. He does not know, however, just exactly how much this particular college is related to his past, as well as to the origin of the disease.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,767 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2005
The Time Keepers by Life on Marz reviews
Imagine you have the power to save people's lives because you are one of the special ones, you are a time keeper, only as well as knowing whether other people are going to die, you are painfully aware of your own death creeping up on you
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005
Indestructible by Sarah Kay reviews
An unnamed protagonist recounts her life as the first and only human to be successfully genetically enginered to live for about 500.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2005
The First Encounter by Anthony Aziz reviews
My view on what the first major alien invasion of earthlings.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2005
The Problems with CrimeFighting Dogs by Evance reviews
Anthropomorphic canines have never been so completely inane.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005
37 things guys want girls to know by hikaru-Natsume reviews
The title speaks for it's self...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005
It's Not Real by miss.aishaj reviews
"But something's not real. This whole thing." What the hell are you talking about? "It's like a book. It feels like a..." -R&R
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2005
Jim and Professor Dialogue by Smartass56 reviews
This idea came to me all of a sudden while playing nintendo. It's pretty much intended to give the average sick-of-politics person a nice laugh.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2004
The Hero Unknown by ConvenientParking reviews
He's just a guy with faint super-powers...more to come if anyone likes it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2004
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Sing me the song reviews
Sing me the song of an era forgotten, sing me the song of a hero unknown; sing me the song of how when his time came, he felt only abandoned, lost, and alone...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Transhumanism: What is human? reviews
What do you define as "human" when the lines between man, animal, and machine are blurred?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Ralph Waldo Emerson is a D::::: reviews
Title suggested by everyone's favorite "dreamshell." An essay for my English class to the effect that Ralph Waldo Emerson's ideals would collapse all civilization if his elitist views were adopted by the public.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Dust reviews
Dustin Brown, out of work and nearly out of money, receives an email with a job offer and a great deal of information about him. He finds himself pulled into a life he wants no part of as a guardian of people who will never know what he does for them.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
Sindhlot's War reviews
An evil emperor's nation is led into war by tensions from military buildups. Saving the Empire and its people is up to the Empire's newest general: the prodigy Kazuki, a fresh commander of incomprehensible tactical skill.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007
Fight Exercise Three reviews
One man with superpowered legs. Three soldiers, three mechs, five copters. Round one...
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Fight Exercise Two reviews
A fight exercise done to make myself write something. One on one. Reviews appreciated as in, will be returned... eventually.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Fight Clip from Convergence reviews
I did a little forwardintime scene from Guildwar in which a villain takes down several faceless good guys as an exercise. I decided to post it.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Convergence reviews
An evil and longlived guild's lust for power makes it vulnerable as new and ancient enemies alike try to destroy it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/23/2006
Sindhlot's Dungeon reviews
The excessively violent and less-humorous outtakes from Sindhlot's Castle. I read part of it to my English class as part of a project, It scared them.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/21/2006
This Way, That Way reviews
Something has killed the crew of the Emerald. The retrieval team sent to salvage it finds more than they bargained for, and a routine mission turns into something else entirely.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005
Sindhlot's Castle reviews
Sindhlot defies cliches and stereotypes, kicks heroic ass, and has no self-destruct button in the fortress of evil from which he rules with an iron fist!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/21/2005
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