~ Never forget to entertain Strangers, for in so doing, many have entertained angels without knowing it. ~*

~ I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. ~*

~ If at first you don't succeed, deny you ever tried at all. ~*

~ It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! ~*

~ When life gives you lemons, add salt and suck them. ~*

~ I swear to drunk I'm not God! ~*

~ Save the Airheads! ~*

~ To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world. ~*

~ Love is the only thing about which it is impossible to say anything absurd. ~*