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Joined 12-21-04, id: 450391, Profile Updated: 02-25-08
Author has written 22 stories for Life, General, Family, Love, Fantasy, Romance, Humor, and Humor.

Name: Amy

Age: 17

AIM: Shuichinomiko03

YIM: Ashke09

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SAA: Chapter 8 is in the works as of 2-25-08!! I'm writing on it right now... w00t. Go me!

ABOUT ME!

I'm a homeless crackwhore. ...No, not really. You wish I was a homeless crackwhore so that you could have my body. ... Right.

I like slash a lot, obviously. It is my mission to find a way to message fictionpress to reccomend that they make slash an official category. I mean, really! I'm a myspace/facebook whore, so see me on those. I'll post my sites. It's junior year for me and that means I actually have to put in effort... crazy idea, there... So patience.

Still, I will try my hardest, in case people actually read my stuff, yeah?

Myspace: www.myspace.com/vanefsashke

facebook: my name is Amy Olson. Look me up?

Ok, well, peace!

Enjoy. R/R

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Unwanted Guardian: Redux by Snyffles reviews
!MM! A tale of the muse without a past, of a vampire's relentless obsession, & the desperate struggle of a broken man to change. Will the strength of their bond be enough to withstand the void, or will the scars of their pasts merely hasten their destruction?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 290,597 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 4/6/2007
Pretty Shade of Grey by Alyn Drasil reviews
-COMPLETE- Two unusual people result in an equally unusual relationship. rated for language. m/m slash (rough draft)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,626 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
Bloodstar Manor: Unwanted Guardian by Snyffles reviews
DISCONTINUED. Please see Unwanted Guardian: Redux for the new and vastly improved rewrite! Thanks again everyone for a great six years! It means the world to me!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 608,353 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 9/25/2004
Rainbow Fish by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Life’s hard when you’re stuck in the future fighting a war you don’t understand on a planet that’s falling apart. It’s even worse when the most wanted assassin in the world can’t keep his damn hands, or lips, off you. [ m/m slash ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,661 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006
The Boy Bride by Jack Dawkins reviews
An American boy, Ryan McFallon, is sent off to Japan to avoid the War. Under the terms of his new citizenship, he must marry a Japanese husband, Takeo Takahashi. Told from Ryan's point of view as he adjusts to being a japanese 'wife'. Fictionmature.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,016 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/9/2003
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
Etched by Inherent reviews
Slash He had stupid blue hair, a stupid smile, stupid teeth, and a stupid friend. He was invading my life and I liked it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,781 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/30/2005
Faith Based Initiative by Hemogoblin reviews
Chris and Ryan have been groomed to be leaders in the conservative Traditional Values Protection Ministry, and they’ve wanted nothing more. That changes when they discover what they mean to each other. Explores themes of homosexuality and religion. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,439 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 12/18/2006
Sorry, I thought you were a Terrorist by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish 1- Note to self: Do not become private investigator. Suck at investigating. Screwed things big time. Also broke vase. Think Heath hates me now. Slash. SEQUEL UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,585 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Rasta Guy by xanthofile reviews
Reggie's a normal enough guy, a bit quirky, sure, but normal. This is the story of his romantic saga. Sounds corny, I know, but it's good, if I do say so myself. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,766 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 8/8/2005
Bless Me Father by ILGMA reviews
Yeah, perfectly normal', Drake thought, attempting to ignore the aching bulge in his pants. 'If said peer was a girl...' Two Catholic school boys, one distraught and the other confused. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/14/2002
The Wrong Way by spacebunny reviews
YAOI. Is it still wrong to love someone they call your sibling even if you don't ever remember being related to them? Maybe so, but sometimes desire is blinding. Read With Caution
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,245 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/9/2005
Yaoi Doki Game VStars by PinkLemonade reviews
Sequel to Yaoi Doki Game. The story continues where the last book left off, with the tour getting kickstarted. Relationships blossom, people change and drama ensues. YAOI.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,761 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 7/28/2004
Foxglove no Murasaki by PinkLemonade reviews
Shifting islands, earthquakes, mirrors and a handsome new student. Tsuyoshi's simple life is changing slowly and dramatically. It could all be thanks to the strange, mysterious, aburage obsessed new boy. YAOI ala SHOUNEN AI.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,889 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 12/22/2006
One Dance by Tabitha reviews
Evyn Jones has lost it all just because he'd rather have a boyfriend than a wife. Now he's sharing a flat above the cafe he works in with pop star in hiding, Adrian Taylor, a flamboyant man with absolutely no concept of personal space. Let the fun begin
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006
Love for Ransom by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Sev is your average smartass extraordinaire and a member of an elite class. Strange luck lands him in the company of a group of amateur robbers hitchhiking across the galaxy and trying not to kill each other in the process—as their hostage.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 9/16/2005
Spontaneity by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they’ll live Happily Ever After.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,117 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
Behind Broken Windows by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
What’s a guy to do when a stubborn, sexy, and somewhat clueless angel and his crossdressing accomplice crash quite literally into his life? [ Yaoi, MM slash, etc ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,740 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Noise and Kisses by Sakuri reviews
Slash. When the blatantly gay Lucca begins attending Harper's shool, there is an instant attraction between them. Harper has to deal with his own feelings as well as those of his friends, all on top of exam stress...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,829 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006
The People in the Mirror by Venustas iaceo reviews
Twin brothers and friend, secluded by a mix of illness and choice, have taken to gambling, and the next bet isn't one they were planning on. mm incest
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006
Telran Academy by Zeero Angelfall reviews
Alex, Terry, and Jason are thrown together as roommates for their second or third year in Telran. When the three of them fall in love, what will they do about it? Read and find out. (M/M/M)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 121,122 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 2/20/2004
The Girl for Me by failte200 reviews
Slash. TG. Straight jockboy Kevin thinks he has gay, cross-dressing Danny under his thumb. Kevin only likes girls. So... why does he keep thinking about her? Or him. Whatever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,510 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
The Gay Man's Matchmaker by Esquirella reviews
MxM (This means that there is slash, yaoi, shounen ai in here. Get OUT if you don't like it, biotches) Life sucks! My straight best friend's setting me up on a blind date! This should blow horse chunks! Meet Kee. He's a breath of fresh air, isn't he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,215 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005
Not Always What They Seem by Drazuki reviews
(slash, m/m, shounen ai, yaoi, etc.) A handsome man who can change into a butterfly is trapped in a desert kingdom with a fiery red-headed prince, that is until the prince accompanies him back home...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,181 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/25/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Me and You? How About US by Malicious Scars reviews
Slash St. George Academy for Boys: Let Your Light Shine. Collin had to leave his friends, his home, his life behind in Fl. for some uptight private school in Maine. But maybe he'll find a comforting familiarity in one of those uppercrust school boys.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,123 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 11/21/2004
Stalker by chibi-jinx reviews
[Yaoi] Jake is a young teacher that is going to learn the hard way that teaching isn't as easy as it looks, especially when you start thinking sexual thoughts about one of your male students.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,548 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 7/25/2004
As You Don't Love Me by felicitous4u reviews
Ha! Don't get me wrong, darlings. I haven't suddenly started writing poetry. I don't think i can. This is Clap's! Yay! We finally get something from him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
The Eiffel Tower by StarCounter reviews
Sebastian Étaîn and Paris Brien. Two of a kind, the boys've been friends for God knows how long. When Sebastian's girlfriend wants a break, Paris is there for him. But wait - what, exactly, is it that Paris is there for again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 177,569 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Slapped With A Fine by Venustas iaceo reviews
HIATUS [slash] Glenn got the crappy end of the purgatory job listings, mostly because he cheated his way out of hell. Now he's a genie, and his master even hates that fact.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Domino by squidgetee reviews
Warning: May Be Flammable. w00t
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2005
Promise by Redeemer343 reviews
A gay teenager enters college, having made a peculiar promise to himself. But his life changes once he meets a womanizing sophmore (who vows to sleep with 122 women), and new, strange feelings in both of them start to bloom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,645 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004
Experiment 10: Runaway Cart by Relentless Bibliophile reviews
[Complete] That's right, kids, Mic and Kin are back! Kin's next experiment is to see how long they can keep their relationship a secret. Hilarity ensues. A tad longer than E9, but just as fluffy. [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,730 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Just Another Pointless Llama Fic by xanthofile reviews
slash How does one take a llama and construe it as grounds for a kinky sexual relationship with a total stranger? ONE-SHOT warning: vast amounts of profanity. Highly amusing and pointless
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Issues, Envelopes, & Homophobes by FeatherJunkie reviews
[malemale] Anthony thought having to deal with school and being gay was enough. Then he has to get a homophobe as a pen pal for a school project, and now he's got hate mail, lies, rumors, & a psychiatrist to annoy him as well.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,529 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Cynicism by Lost Again reviews
[MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 5/10/2004
Ode to the Wall Socket by Setsuna529 reviews
Being bored in Chemistry can be quite an inspiration.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2004
I'm Here by Shades of Twilight reviews
[Slash] Just a story of boy/boy goodness. Oh, and there may be hippies, a psychotic granny, and a gender bending beauty queen. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,977 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 7/1/2003
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Slash Addicts Anonymous reviews
rating may change slashffmmwhatever The best way to get over your addiction to slash fics? Start living one. CHAPTER 8 IS UP! The more reviews I get, the more I'll be inclined to update.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,942 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 3/15/2006
The Donkey Is A Whore reviews
Based on a title I THOUGHT my friend read out of a children's poetry book. Enjoy!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Zwerg reviews
[slash] Dwarf was just your regular hobodwarf at the age of 16, until he was turned into a prince by a 'special' fairy. Next, he finds himself kidnapped by a sexy mage, becomes a she, and is stalked by a handsome prince his life get crazier?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 11/18/2005
My Life as a Teenage Hoebag
Inspired by a conversation with a friend, it was originally based off of the title, but it got a little less slutty as I kept writing it, so yeah. It's not all that slutty, sadly.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Refridgerator Poems
I wrote these poems using this refridgerator magnet thing online, where they give you some magnets and you make poems. I like them.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Just Once reviews
A poem written by your standard sexually frusterated teenager. ... ahaha. I'm so changing this summary eventually...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2006
Rust reviews
One of my more recent poems that I've been meaning to post. By more recent I mean I wrote it like 6 months ago. >.>
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2006
Teens Say the Darndest Things reviews
This is a bunch of random shxt said by people, collected so far this school year. Highly humorous to those with a strange sense of humor. I had to make it humorspiritual for sheer humor... it amuses me... XD
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006
Masquerade reviews
A poem for fools...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/28/2005
Plaything reviews
A poem. Derr. ... I hate this summary bar, btw. It's mildly pointless. People are either going to read this poem, or they aren't. ... R/R.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/17/2005
Perfect reviews
A poem I wrote in about 3 minutes before rushing off to marching band. >.>;
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/3/2005
Inside reviews
... I have nothing to write here. Read and find out.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/15/2005
Fear of Falling reviews
I like this one best out of the ones I've done recently. Almost as much as the Bunny Tracks icecream I'm eating right now. Yayness. Anyhow... read this and you'll find out what it's like.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005
Flash Away reviews
This one is based off of my own life and how I was feeling when I wrote it.It's about being in love with someone, even though they hurt you or don't even realize you're alive (or see you as just a friend) and wishing you didn't love them (omg I wrote an a
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/9/2005
Real reviews
Um... I don't really know what I based this off. I started out with a basic idea of what I wanted to write and then let it go from there... I guess it's almost a matter of opinion type of thing... with a bit of word play... anyhow, hope it doesn't suck to
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/9/2005
When reviews
uhm... I like this poem well enough, I guess... it has some meaning to me, so maybe I'm biased. Anyways, have fun. (my summaries SUCK.)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/9/2005
Empty Room reviews
Umm I really like this one...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/30/2005
You reviews
Umm a little bit dark... darker than my usual...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/18/2005
A Different Kind of Hero reviews
Yes, it's Barney! XD ... don't ask. I just like Barney. I originally was gunna submit this for something with school but decided to spare myself the embarassment ;;
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/18/2005
Window of Darkness reviews
This was the first poem I'd written in years so I'm sorry if it's not all that good XD
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/17/2005
I Wonder reviews
o.o;; another poem? shush, I know I suck at summaries... no effort... XD
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/17/2005
The Other Side of Life reviews
Umm I really like this poem and hope you do too XD too lazy to really summarize
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/17/2005