twistedFAerieTALes
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Joined 12-23-04, id: 450730
Author has written 6 stories for General, Fantasy, Romance, and Haiku.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh my...we are so honored that you are taking precious time out of your life to read this humble profile. So honored that we have been rendered speechless. We do not know what to say, so we will say nothing at all.

Er...Thank you all,

Sage and Thyme *curtsy*

kiss kiss, ciao!

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Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4847 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,391 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 11/2/2004
His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
One Last Breath by Never Knows Best reviews
Shy and withdrawn Trista Park was orphaned a year and a half ago. Now she's moving across the country with her newest foster parents and has to deal with their punk son Tiergan and his pet tarantula, Frederick. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,058 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
Flight by Never Knows Best reviews
Shanae's the winged girl who can't fly. Arvan's not quite human, and Faeron is his sarcastic pet dragon. Throw in a few dangerous secrets, a little sexual tension, mix well with a dollop of humour and basically you get...well, 'Flight'.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,276 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2005
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4834 - Favs: 3,698 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
The Assassin of Kevari by XxDragon Princess NikkixX reviews
When tragedy stikes, Cassandra is forced to leave her simple life behind. Unknowingly she walks arm in arm with her enemy and becomes the greatest assassin the land has ever known. Will Prince Alexander, her childhood rival, help her to see the truth?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,569 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 8/7/2004
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7267 - Favs: 6,336 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Princess of Thieves by Sixth Muse reviews
A princess was on her way to become a bride when she was kidnapped by thieves and offered freedom from her crown. Years later, after becoming the Princess of Thieves, new truths are emerging that will shake everything Rae knew about her world and herself.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,318 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 2/22/2003
Chasing Mussolini by it's only castles burning reviews
Tess never meant for any of this to happen, never asked for a rock star to fall in love with her, for fascist sheep to invade her yard or for her new friend Ian, to be so sexy and have so many rabidly jealous girls after him. But somehow, it did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,858 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/1/2004
Royal Trepidations by AngelofArtemis reviews
It was a time of mages and danger, of princes and demons, of love and betrayal. A time when an ancient evil resurrected itself and two childhood enemies must come together to save Gaeron from a force that once almost destroyed it. Is there love in hate?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,156 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 11/6/2003
Could Be Paradise by Typesour reviews
The formula for a perfect marriage? Sunglasses, emotions gone haywire, and a pair of dirty liars are all main ingredients. [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,452 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Complete
What I Want in a Guy by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
I had it all figured out! Tall, Dark and Dangerous. That was my type of guy. But then the exact opposite came into my life. Now I'm confused. It's Tall, Dark and Dangerous VS Gorgeous, Blonde and Sweet. What's worse is...they're brothers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,761 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 4/18/2004
The Demon That Loves Me by Miss Katherine reviews
Kenmei was just a young woman who was paranoid beyond moral help. Then she met Kyou, a dangerously seductive Demon who pledges his eternal love to her. Now she takes twice the medication.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,401 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 1/5/2003
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
Not What It Seems by cassandra26 reviews
She wasn't leaving home, but he made her. She wasn't accepting some pretend girlfriend, but he made her. She was definitely not letting herself cross dress into 'Christopher', but he made her. She was not going to fall in love- that he didn't make her do.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 110,554 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/2/2006 - Published: 11/7/2003
A Cliché Waiting To Happen by springish reviews
Ric killed his chance the same day he killed Meggin's Skipper doll. And Meggin isn't exactly Ric's ideal 'Girl Next Door.' But, hey, cliché has always been cliché and pretty soon it's gonna get tired of waiting. revised chapters 1 to 6 posted
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,692 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 6/17/2003
Quid Pro Quo by TwystedFate reviews
Nora Muldoon never believed in love, until she babysat for the unruly Mrs. Prescott, who kept bodice-ripper romance books all over her house, and met her son, Gideon ..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,861 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
Interrogame by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
The Phoenix Arrow by Kimra reviews
The Phoenix Arrow gives luck where it will, and always, has remained loyal to her. But the arrow grants its own kind of luck, and not even Kalika comprehends what it's giving her.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 2/10/2002
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
America's Sweetheart by Merry Fairie reviews
Eve Hartford's mom has just ruined her life. One article in the world's most popular teen magazine turn her life upside down. She's gone from total freak to having the school's playboy, badboy, and America's hottie all competing for... her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,617 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004
The Spider's Web by Mistress of Matches reviews
Sydney, a girl with a history of family problems and an attitude to match, finds herself as the object of a dangerous boy’s obsession when she is held hostage in a virtual reality game. [ Chapter 18 up! ] R/R please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,399 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 4/4/2003
Love, in a Box by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Eaven’s a girl who despises love. So what happens when some weird guy dressed as a giant heart gives her a free order of Love, in a Box? What’s in love in a box? Why, its only the stereotypical man of every cheesy romance novel (like Fabio) at her service
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,116 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005
In Disguise by Master of the Chimps reviews
Skylar is a billionaire,cute,funny,out going and pratically has everything besides a bf but its kind of hard to get a bf when your a girl dressed up as a guy
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,676 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 10/19/2003
Death by Dimples by perturbedpercy reviews
[NEW: Be Still My Beating Libido] Samantha just can’t seem to stop dreaming about dimples, his dimples. But there’s one problem: The most irresistible dimples in the world belong to the most arrogant guy in the world, Conner Darling. Oh poo.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 11/20/2004
Rose Duelist by Eilani reviews
Belle, a tempermental princess, is sent to win the hand of the heir of Tivlaize. But when he falls head over heels for the elusive maiden, she runs off to become a pirate queen. What's a guy to do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,080 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004
Fire and Ice by aerial sprite reviews
Alexander, Prince of Artesia: cold and powerful. Caireatha, his slave, former princess of defeated Kestara, sworn to avenge her parents' deaths. Can they unite to fight an unseed foe? And can Caireatha warm away the frozen shadows from Alexander's heart?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,285 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 4/1/2002
Intrigue by obsidian sorceress reviews
Aiden is captured by pirates while pretending to be a boy in order to get passage home. She needs to play a game of intrigue in order to keep her life while keeping her sex a secret. Based on old definition of Romance. R for complex characters. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,349 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 5/3/2003
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Rainy Days reviews
Just some haikus about rain...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005
Clam Chowda reviews
My attempt at expressing my undying love for clam chowder. {by Thyme}
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/25/2005
Upward Dive reviews
A twist to the story of the little mermaid {by Sage}
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/22/2005
Snared reviews
She was a mortal, cursed with the voice of an angel. He was immortal, blessed with an eternity in his own hell. The stars cross at their meeting, but it is she, and not the Fates, who will decide their destiny. ON HIATUS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2004
Fall reviews
What if no one ever comes to rescue Rapunzel? {by Thyme}
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/26/2004
A Daydream reviews
A sonnet about what happens on those hot summer days. {by Sage}
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2004