First author bard, t. w.; Published in the Journal of Irregular Chemistry, vol 213, issue 21, p 11-12. Reprinted with permission.

Fall in love with the girl who sets you on fire. She will appear in your life resembling a hurricane and she will tear you apart. Every fibre of your being, she will shred it apart and she will let the wind consume the broken bits of you. Remember: phoenixes only rise from ashes.

REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"

I never talked to Caroline. I only loved her sixty five percent, and she had the kind of blonde hair that turns brown when it's wet, and I don't like brunettes.

[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.

She's older. He's wilder. And they put each other in the NME with a detour through hell.

alice oh alice oh where did you go? they creep and they crawl and they'll get me, oh alice! save me from the creatures lurking below!

another one for my long lost Lily... I knew her so well... what happened?

How to irritate homophobic parents pretend to be dating a bisexual gothpunk who's into more than holding hands. parties, alcohol, drugs, sex COMPLETE!

Please Just Surface From Icy Depths. Please. Warnings: Suicide

I wrote my girlfriend a poem. Or a rant. Or something.

i think girls can relate to this pretty well...

for my best friend and the love of my life - I love you John

a few months back, realizing that someone had stopped making me happy a long time ago

The life and times of a vampire. Supposedly finished although I'm still adding more stoof!

We’ll meet, one more time.

He loves to hurt.. will he ever stop? nlz

Sweety, we are always by your side

short little one-shot about a blind person who thinks she can see...not literally, she has vision, i was using personification to describe her lack of intelligence about the situation...please review

Feel free to be sick in a bucket. Although I'd rather you didn't..

Reach nirvana by the simple act of cooking the ever-easy and ever-popular college food staple, Ramen Noodles!

Quiet, love.

"I'm not insane. I'm not insane..." Here the line is blurred. Here there is no black or white. Here there are only shades of gray. Welcome to Gray's Asylum for the Mentally Unstable.

its about trying to hide who you really are, and about real friends

My angel is dying because of me

One lonely girl-three raszor blades-one goodbye

The beginning of Lucy's obsession with Jackson. Very short, very sarcastic. Will be built upon later. Read!

I’d lie-down outside his doorstep, sing him lullabies in the rain to help him sleep.

and she could have fit inside his sweatshirt...

This is what comes from pocrastinating-a quickie poem that I couldn't summarize if I tried. Title says it all. Read and feed the muse, if you please.

It's a bit early, but I'm impatient /shrug/ A bit of humor on being single, where the single person is talking to someone who has a counterpart. /blink/ R&R me, I'll R&R you!

This is one dream you know you want to wake up from

A sexy "take me" song I wrote awhile ago... It's not hard to figure out what I'm talking about, but guess what- no dirty language! Wowsers. R/R, por favor.

Give me some paper, and I'll write you stories. Stories about humanity... 300 word drabbles

(F) My first love lost. It's not as sappy and cliche as you're thinking, so give it a try. (F)

He is an enigma, and his thoughts are secrets. His mood, confusing. This is my lover.

The reminder of the pain thats left