An Obsolete Girl
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Joined 12-25-04, id: 451026, Profile Updated: 11-13-08
Author has written 28 stories for Horror, Humor, Romance, General, Humor, and General.

(Sorry about changing my username twice. I know it's confusing D:)

“He didn’t wear his scarlet robe, for blood and wine are red
And blood and wine were on his hands, when they found him with the dead
The poor dead woman, whom he loved and murdered in her bed
He walked amongst the trial men in a suit of shabby grey
A cricket cap stood on his head and his step seemed light and gay
Though I never saw a man look so wistfully at the day.”
-The Virgin Prunes "Theme for Thought"

You can call me Twigs, if you must call me anything, and I essentially write things and sometimes they're good and sometimes they're bad. That's just the way these things tend to be. And I hope you like some of the things I write, really, but I hope you don't just read them because they feature gay characters, because that would be sad.

I like deathrock, which sounds like something it's not, and industrial and indie/alternative music. It really influences what I write and how I write it. I've been published in the newspaper before and am in AP English, and if you want to know the truth, writing is sort of my life. I like a lot of authors, so I won't even bother listing them, and I like a lot of bands and things too. I love British humor and my favorite TV shows are the Mighty Boosh and Little Britain, things like that. I like dialogue a lot too, especially if it's clever.

And yes, I am working on Eraser.

For Those Who are Curious:
My livejournal is:
http://no-eggs-or-milk.livejournal.com

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Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
Legend of the Gumiho by FXRG reviews
HIATUS. They say the fox with nine tails is able to change its form into a beautiful human. They say it seduces and kills all humans who stumble into its lair. And one story says, it had loved...it had loved a man... SLASH
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 7/30/2005
From the Darkest Sky by krystalmyst reviews
A love poem gah! but it's ... cute
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Midnight Reruns by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] Robbie and Clay are too cool for school. Love them. Because they love you. And each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,178 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005
Cold Town Blues by r.st.vier reviews
Aiken just wanted to finish his English paper and go to bed. When he failed the first, he thought he could at least manage the second. Little did he know how complicated his life would soon become. [M/M]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006
Z e p h y r by love.strawberries reviews
Zephyr- something that is airy, insubstantial, or passing. [m/m, slash, onse-shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/2/2006
burning the garden of eden by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] He wonders if forbidden love tastes as sweet as forbidden fruit.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2006
The Ecstasy of Gold by ellio reviews
Fixed a glaring error which had somehow passed me by. Chapter 12 is finally up, instead of Ch13 being posted twice. Warning: m/m, angst, etc
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,676 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
She by Elise Oddity reviews
I stroke her pale, dead skin. Lifeless. I pretend I can feel her warmth; hear the heartbeat I claimed as mine...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/22/2005
The Music From The Parking Lot by dademan reviews
It was just another Halloween, until the music started...then it would never be the same
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005
Like I Love You by ellio reviews
Two young gay men are happy and in love - until someone tries to come between them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,718 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005
Confessions in a Letter by Venustas iaceo reviews
The story is a rather simple one of a killer writing out his life story in the form of a letter.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2005
Little Ball of Sweetness by the violet eyes reviews
A dark man leads a tiny girl to his apartment with bad intentions. I've been reading far too many horror stories lately, this is the result. Rated for horror only.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2005
Vampire1 by Cheyenne Kai reviews
I was sceptical at first about writing a story about vampires. I didn't want to disappointed any vampire enthusiasts including me, rating for sexual and homosexual connotations...mmmm...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005
Only Through Death by I-e-m-s reviews
Does a bond betwen lovers only exist in the living world? Or perhaps death can also claim it as a prize
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2005
BDSM Tutorial by KCbakeneko reviews
A how-to guide to bdsm scenes. Non-explicit. (two fan based characters used solely for three short examples)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/23/2004
Battle Tutorial by KCbakeneko reviews
A how-to tutorial on fight scenes. Uses pre-existing characters solely for examples.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/17/2003
I'll See You Soon by elephant-chimes reviews
An old man thinks about his lover who died. Not really angsty, just filled with drama. Oh, and it's slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Complete
Caged by Shades Of Hades reviews
slight slash... er... inspired by a Slipknot song... though I don't remember which one because I ws half asleep when I wrote this... that's why it sucks.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2001
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M'aidez
He was a monster. And he thought...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Published: 2/19/2009
All Ghosts Are Alone
Drown droun V. 1. To kill by submerging and suffocating in water or another liquid.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Eraser reviews
All Ezra wants is for someone to ask why he's so pale and he's wearing sunglasses inside, not why he's carrying a pikachu plushie with him every where.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/1/2006
The Shadows will Break your Heart reviews
Andi’s world was all neon colors and oblong shapes, where the tall buildings leered and hissed the brightest violet you’ve ever seen and the clouds were mint green swirls of pudding, just rolling by. " originally written for a scholarship
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
The Melody of a Fallen Tree reviews
26 stories based on 26 songs all based on letters of the alphabet.Rated 'M' for future chapters.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Come to Daddy reviews
It's complicated, loving the dead.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Things Falling Apart reviews
It was one of those inescapable nights where there was nothing to do but…well…each other…and we weren’t even doing that. [mm]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Peep Salad reviews
Deep down those little marshmallow birds and bunnies are pure evil.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Echoes of Love and Ectasy reviews
A suicide pact between two lovers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Razorblade Romance reviews
Lucifer's Garden, co-ed boarding school, isn't all it's cracked up to be. Not only are the students treated like prisoners, complete with windowless rooms, but the staff seems to have a frightening secret. (yaoi/slash, whatever you want to call it).
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,420 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 3/28/2005
Lonliness is Worse reviews
Jinx has pretty eyes and talks to the ghosts in her head. [Oneshot]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Monlogue reviews
You were never very good to begin with.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
A Ghost Between Us reviews
Love's a flesh eating virus wrapped in a pretty package. Who wants to share that with anyone else? (M/M slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,698 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005
Just Like You Imagined reviews
Imagination's your best friend as a kid and your worst enemy as a teenager. [Ones-shot]
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006
Please reviews
I have no idea what this is about really...a ghost talking to their lover? Something like that. [One-shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/10/2006
Herz reviews
[one-shot] You stole my heart. It's only fair that I ate yours.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2006
And now dear children reviews
I shouldn't be dead...[one-shot]
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/9/2006
Cold Pickles reviews
Twiggerz didn't mean to kill Fiverz...really...[Oneshot]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/27/2006
Ashes to Ashes reviews
The tragic tale of a girl and her hobo...[One-shot]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006
Apocalypse Please reviews
My best friend, Julian, is crazy. He says the world's going to end tomorrow night. Does it make me crazy too, to belive him? [One-shot]
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2006
The emo orange and the careless apple reviews
The sad, sad tale (er...poem) of an orange no one understood and the apple that it had loved.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/26/2006
Para Noir reviews
[M/M slash] You never said forever could ever hurt like this...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2006
Paper sheep and other sad excuses for poems reviews
These are all poems I had to write for english class...they're not all that great...but one's about my grotesque vampire puppet and my stuffed rabbit, that has to count for something, right?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/23/2005
Fell On Black Days reviews
I hate being locked up in small, dark, lonely places, don't you? One shot, done for English class...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2005
But My Reflection reviews
Imagine your lifes work, a single story, falling apart around you...but then being rebuilt in their world...It all becomes real, and then you realize, there are consiquences to the mess you've made. (yaoi/slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,291 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005
Life Sucks reviews
Now that we have your attention, this is my parody of all those annoying teen dramas out there based on people's real lives.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/10/2005
Wicked Garden reviews
A rather gory tale of revenge.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
Mirror of Sin reviews
A short and I mean short story I wrote about human vanity and jealousy.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2005