I Myself
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Joined 12-27-04, id: 451227
Author has written 11 stories for Life, Romance, General, Humor, and Essay.

I first found Fanfiction.Net five years ago, when I was eleven and it was nowhere near as huge as it is now. I mainly lurked around, posting some truly horrible work, and finally abandoned my account for good when I was fourteen. Now I am almost seventeen, and I am back.

I like to read, and I like to write. I go to boarding school, and am in debate and drama. When I grow up I want to be a civil rights attorney and work for the ACLU. I am in the Harry Potter fandom, and I even went to a convention (!), Nimbus 2003.

In this account, I'm only going to post things that I'm really proud of. I'm also going to be working for myself, not for reviews. That way lies frustration and pain.

I like e-mails, and my Yahoo! IM is i_the_eo.

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bare by White Tea and Ginger reviews
because we were virgin, even if uninnocent.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Complete
Can it be fixed? by Queen Maab reviews
One 6 year old left on his own. Oh what fun! R&R please
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2004
Pimple, o Pimple! by Aphra reviews
A piece of nonsense that I wrote to poetry.com...naturally I was a semifinalist. Please REVIEW!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2004
QUOTH THE PROFESSOR by Ian Nathaniel Cohen reviews
Inspired by true events, this is a satire of Edgar Allen Poe's ''The Raven,'' which any college student can relate to.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2001
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To the Citizens of Tomorrow reviews
A college counselor speaks to the senior class of a half-rate boarding school about getting into college. Not remotely PC.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/25/2006
Warner Brothers vs the Harry Potter Fandom reviews
How the slash controversy changed my life.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2005
On Book Banning in Public Schools reviews
An anti-book banning speech.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2005
A Hundred and Eighty Degrees reviews
This is the essay I thought I was going to be disowned for writing.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2005
Gay Marriage and the Constitution reviews
Why gay marriage should be legalized, and why current solutions are unacceptable.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2005
Delicious reviews
Ever since I can remember, I've been asked what I want to be when I grow up.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/4/2005
College Anxiety reviews
Sometimes one gets a tad overwhelmed by the college application process.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/3/2005
Stepping Out reviews
A tongue-in-cheek look at coming out. Slash warning.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2005
Unsent Letter reviews
Sometimes explainations come clearer through writing than through the spoken word.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/30/2004
A Plethora of Drabbles reviews
A series of drabbles (stories which contain exactly 100 words). Slash warning.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/30/2004
Untitled reviews
I was thinking about what drives people to self-mutilation. Could this perhaps be a reason?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2004