Out of the Orange
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-27-04, id: 451288, Profile Updated: 03-27-12
Author has written 12 stories for Humor, General, Fantasy, Life, Fantasy, and Love.
???
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Neverland: Forsaken Dreamscape by Lani Lenore reviews
An original tale based on the story of Peter Pan - soon to be a series. A corrupted world begs for a savior, but its one hope might also be its biggest threat.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,174 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/15/2002
The Nutcracker Bleeds by Lani Lenore reviews
A twisted fairy tale. Based on the story of The Nutcracker, this is a bloody tale of oddity, illusion, insanity, love, and deep, dark secrets. Rated for strong sexual themes and heavy violence.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006
in shade and toxic silence by aleppine reviews
IS&TS, re-worked. Centuries-old co-existence of humans and preternatural species has mostly become peaceful; IS&TS follows the tale of one human through this fragile ecosystem. This fic is a haven where I air ideas I can't use in my professional writing.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Slut Man and The Chronicles Therefore Of by John Ink reviews
New Draft. Short Chapters. Read at least one. Sluut man, Sluut Man, friendly neighborhood Slutman, gets the girl, everytime, watch out guys, it's slut man time, look out, there goes the slut maaaaaan!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 2/15/2003
A Sheep In Dragon's Clothing by NobodysSon reviews
When an innocent sheep wakes up to find herself two stories tall and able to breath fire, all heck breaks loose on the ol' farm.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Chemicals to Blind by Twisted By Design reviews
Colby is 17, cynical, and gay. After moving, he meets a girl who teaches him the meaning of friendship. Through her, he becomes comfortable with who he is and what he is, and finds himself doing something he never considered possible: falling in love.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,137 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005
Fire Dancer by fireun reviews
rated for caustic humor and foul language ...His world narrowed down to the whirling flames, courting and teasing them like a playful lover...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 2/6/2005
The Meaning of Life: The Poem by misterfuzzums EXTREME reviews
An attempt to characterize the essence of the modern American, providing layers of insight into not only the human mind but also the collective knowledge of the human race through careful examination of the contents of my own memory.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Regimental Blues by Laiqualaurelote reviews
David never wanted to join the army. Then his regiment gets blown up, over half of his comrades have secret identities, the enemy keeps trying to disembowel him, and he's getting sick of all the plot twists. A tale of war, love, war, betrayal, and war.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,902 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 9/1/2005
Magebound by Katica Locke: Chapter One by Katica Locke reviews
Teaser -- Lark is a slave, now the property of the enigmatic Traxen Mage. He’s used to hard work, but as the Mage’s assistant, he will face challenges he’s never imagined. Slash. Is now available on Amazon! Look for Magebound.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Questions by Tia LaPorte reviews
He was the kind of guy who called phone numbers written on bathroom stalls. Haibun.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Far, Far Away by Queen of the Insects reviews
Life in the settlement was simple. Nothing changed: the routines, the food, the scenery...least of all that black sky that was not the sky at all.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006
My Subconscious Freaks Me Out by misterfuzzums EXTREME reviews
I've had some weird dreams lately and I think the world would benefit from reading them. Or maybe not. On second... er, third... thought, don't read this, even if your life depends on it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Ice Cream Versus Jerry the Incontinent Cowboy by misterfuzzums EXTREME reviews
Lock up your babies, because it's Ice Cream and Jerry the Incontinent Cowboy duking it out yet again. Recommended for those who aren't offended by pyrotechnics, aliens, loincloths, animal cruelty, and mild pirate lingo.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Out of Town by Wherrtle Smyth reviews
The Town was an ordinary place. Except...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 7/14/2005
Thames Bunt in PAIN KILLER by Chris A reviews
Shameless parody at its best!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005
How to Write a Fantasy Cliche by RoseMcCann reviews
Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Deoman by Eddie Wright reviews
A werewolf who loves to annoy everyone, a Sorcerer to whom you are nothing more than his Dragon's next meal, a young, skilled, yet slightly irritating theif, and a bloody miserable half dragon sod. If these are the heroes, what are the villains like...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,778 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 29 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004
So Effing Poetic by TheDonutMistress reviews
Ever read a poem that you know is so incredibly profound, yet you have no clue what it means? Then this one is for you.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2005
INSERT TITLE HERE by Chris A reviews
The Story of 4 heroes which really aren't that heroic
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005
It Actually Has Plot! by Chris A reviews
A sequel to INSERT TITLE HERE, read that first!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005
How To Be A Successful Fanfic Writer by TheDonutMistress reviews
A joke. Obviously. Inspired by an online writing aptitude test I found. More in-depth summary inside. Give it a try, k?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/26/2005
Your Horoscope by Del Felesif reviews
So what if I'm obsessed with murderous rampages?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 2/22/2003
Ravenna the Stunning Elven Warrior Princess Mage by RoseMcCann reviews
Parody, 'cause I was feeling sarcastic. Ravenna, the stunning elven warrior princess of legend, is supposed to rid the land of Ice Demons. Her faithul servant doesn't want her to cut her hair. And don't forget Timmy. Or is it Vazhuxel? One shot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/6/2005
Ozymandias and the Eight Diamonds by Isamare B. Waswerebeen reviews
You know, it's been so long... I forgot the plot. Eh, I did it on a whim. Keep an eye out for cameoes!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2004
The Fantasy Chronicles! by Animagess reviews
In a world containing excessive amounts of capital letters, The Dark Coming has arrived quite unexpectedly. Now the kingdom's only hope are the Five Legendary Mystical Items, A Prophecy and The Chosen One. Sound familiar? Please review! CH. 16 UP!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,662 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 48 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 6/9/2003
Socky's Odyssey by Riona reviews
Madness awaits as our moronic hero Socky seeks the Legendary Blue Potato. Please read and review, if you can stand the oddness...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2003
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Tiger Lady reviews
Whisper goodbye and become what we tried to conquer: barren, silent, godless.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
The Sun From One Side reviews
A timid young noblewoman is in love with, of all people, her own husband, which would be a happy abnormality if her affection was requited. And so she struggles to win his love, unaware of the reason behind his apathy towards her.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,107 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008
To the Palace reviews
My NaNoWriMo 2006. Now divided into handydandy chapters, sporadically added every now and then for the sake of the one or two people who read this.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 1/11/2007
A Long Yesterday From Now reviews
In spite of the flowers, it's hard to remember his scent and his smile.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2006
along she walked reviews
I saw her coming down the street, using her thoughts as hands that turned the dust and grit of her world into something much lovelier.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/16/2006
Don't Say the Magic Word reviews
A boy and his mark and his magic... more of a writing exercise than anything else.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005
I Walk a Dead End reviews
Completely commonplace angst of a completely commonplace woman.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
The Magic Man reviews
As the children grew up, he gradually became less and less magical.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/21/2005
Shimanchu reviews
No man is an island?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/9/2005
Sleep Came Slowly reviews
The angsty, mopey story of a dying boy and some rather cliched jerkfaces he has to put up with in the meantime.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
A Grave Without Flowers reviews
The boy died and no one remembered. The girl certainly didn't. But she left him flowers anyway.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/8/2005
The Tale of Louie the Stick Man reviews
The thrillingly tragic tale of a stick figure named Louie, and his misadventure with the one unrequited love of his life. I think this is a sonnet, but I am not a reliable authority on the matter.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005