The Wallflower
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Joined 02-24-01, id: 45149, Profile Updated: 02-09-10
Author has written 13 stories for General, Horror, and Humor.

AGE : 28
NICKNAMES : None
PLACE OF BIRTH : St. Paul, MN
SIGN : Taurus
HEIGHT : 6'0"
BLOOD TYPE : O positive
SHOE SIZE : 11
LOCATION OF RESIDENCE : Minnesota
HOBBIES : Hacking, writing, video games
MUSIC : Garbage, The Wallflowers, Metallica, and others...
ROLE MODELS : Jakob Dylan, M. Night Shyamalan, Joss Whedon, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King
FAVORITE RESTAURANT : Famous Dave's BBQ Shack
FAVORITE BOOKS :
-The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
-The Darkness and the Light by Peter David
-The Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum
-World War Z by Max Brooks
-Wren's Quest by Sherwood Smith
-The Dark Tower Saga by Stephen King
-Tigerheart by Peter David
-A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
-Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson
-The Running Man by Stephen King
-Jumper by Steven Gould
-The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster
-The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
-Old Man's War by John Scalzi
-Little Brother by Cory Doctorow
-Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
-Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
-Butcher Bird by Richard Kadrey
-Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman

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The Sword
With his sacred Sword of Retributuion, Chip confronts the evil Vothor's lair, at the chamber of the black crystal. All the events of the past culminate in this climactic battle as they lock sabers across the bridge of perilous doom.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Published: 6/2/2005
The Sickness reviews
I was sleeping and had a dream that I was a butterfly. Then I woke up. Now am I a man who dreamt I was a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming I'm a man? Neither. It's a nightmare.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2005
CS Wars 4: The Lord of the Token Ring THE MUSICAL
The musically delicious final CS Wars. The token ring, the one ring to bind them by them I mean IP addresses, must be destroyed by our heroes before the Eye of Moorus does evil, mean, wicked, bad and nasty things with it. The last of my butt..
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,420 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
CS Wars 3: REFRESHED reviews
Nick and the others enroll in a student exchange program with squashy aliens from the planet Megeggyschnidt. But Nick is falsely arrested for computer habadashery, and the others must stop a spy from ruining the computer market. Yet again, from my butt.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,771 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
CS Wars 2: Episode 2 Attack of the Admins reviews
Bigger, longer, and stupider. Nick and his friends are back and this timeā€¦ it's personal. Moorus sends out his cloned admins to kidnap Julia. The others must quest into his dreaded castle, meeting new friends and old foes. Still written from my butt.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,627 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005
CS Wars: The Coder Within reviews
Dip into the odd computer world of Nick on his quest for adventure. He'll meet strange characters, fight robots and ninjas and maybe robot ninjas, get cool weapons, and defeat enemies of the technology world. Written entirely from my butt.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005
Love Amongst Ninjas
A humorous piece - take out all the rigor, discipline, and hardship of ninja training and put in silly high school girls, add one dark and mysterious hearthrob. Stir.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Published: 6/26/2003
Still Life reviews
Adam must face the reality of his lover's addiction.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/26/2003
Green and Red reviews
- A horror story. Taking place in the swamps of Louisiana, a boy and his father go on the hunt for a pedophile serial killer that may have more history than normal humans.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2003
Desert Rose
The story of a fated night at a dark manor where dark men waits with dark purposes. (Recently published in the University of Wisconsin -- Eau Claire's literary magazine for Fall 2001)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Published: 9/30/2002
Mid-Afternoon of the Dead reviews
A couple college kids go up to an abandoned cabin in the middle of nowhere, etc. etc.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4/20/2001
Fade to Black reviews
Ever have one of those days...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/19/2001
Cult Story reviews
This thing is so short that a summary would take up half the story. But it is good quality writing, I think.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2001