Armed with Weapons and Methods
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Joined 12-29-04, id: 451625
Author has written 5 stories for Humor, Life, Love, and General.

Someday I'll post a real story here...after I finish my fanfic. I discovered that updating on time...really isn't my thing. I haven't updated my fic for a couple of years, and that tells me something. -_-'

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Five Hundred and Sixteen by siralbinochump reviews
It's a frikkin fairy tale.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2006
arcadia spent by rusted Wings reviews
she's only a dreamer, silly child.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Love by siralbinochump reviews
This is love.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006
The Place by siralbinochump reviews
Written around January 2006 as an assignment. It reminds me of Big Fish, so I don't know if it is entirely original. It seems nothing I write is original.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006
ephemeral :: angelboy by rusted Wings reviews
for every time you've ever wanted something you couldn't have.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2004
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Can't, Won't reviews
Some things are just impossible to do.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2006
Forced Entry reviews
Rape's nature
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2005
That's a Killer reviews
There's more ways than one in order to be a killer.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005
Once Equal reviews
As childhood innocence fades away, a girl begins to realize that it isn't who you are, but what you are that matters.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2005
The Importance of a Field Manager reviews
The story of a girl's heroic struggle to prepare her team for action. Based on a true story. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2/2/2005