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Joined 01-02-05, id: 452333, Profile Updated: 10-20-09
Author has written 25 stories for Nature, General, Romance, Life, School, General, Love, and Humor.

1. I like lists.
2. R&R -- I always return the favor.
... a. I'm ridiculously forgetful.
... ... i. So remind me if I forgot you.
3. Dark humor and good-natured bitchiness fuse together to form the hot glue that holds my writing together.
4. I can abandon a project for years at a time.
5. I hate those stick figure families on the back windows of mini vans.

Music, Art, Tangents, Madness:
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Last Updated: 10.20.09

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Boy Meets Girl by tawnyfawn reviews
A story of soccer and surfing, love in un-expected places, and cars without air conditioning. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,382 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 11/14/2004
Everybody Hates Logan by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Against All Odds. Logan Henderson has it all: looks, money, and brains. Or so that's what people think. His life's going down the drain, and he doesn't know how to stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
So You Think You Know Me? by LilLaTLuv reviews
I'm a rich girl, but I pretend to be poor at school so I can have at least the simblance of a normal life. But then Jason just had to go and insult my friends. And no one EVER insults my friends. Now, it's war! But is he really as bad as I think? R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,446 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6862 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Hypothesis by naughtgreen reviews
Oscar Mayer has a way with B O L O N E Y
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2004
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I might have dreamed about you reviews
A rhyming ditty that's so cute you might choke on sugar when you inhale while reading. First poem in quite a while, first post in years. I return the favor like a good citizen. Happy Reading, Happy Writing.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Thanks, Mister McSweeney reviews
13 super short stories that are the warped result of writing prompts. Don't let the 1st chap. get you down, the rest are much more interesting & all are really short, promise. Hope I get a chuckle out of you. Read the prompts at the end of each chapter.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
Waiting Room reviews
Little ditty I wrote a couple days ago to kill some time. A waiting room that contains a, uh, variety of people. I'm not sure if it's going anywhere. It probably won't. RR, I'll return the favor.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/17/2007
Skitch reviews
I know it says Romance, but it isn't, really. A confrontation between exes. Short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Dear ExLover: reviews
Pretty selfexplanatory.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Up Late reviews
Skittles, chocolate milk, exlovers...typical insomniac thoughts.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Neologism And Really OverExcessiveness reviews
Plotless, so far...But mildly entertaining.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007
MetaWhat? reviews
Each entry is a metaphor for something. Try it, it's fun! RR& I'll return the favor.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2006
Some Story reviews
Best friends, handcuffs, Nevada, trains, no money, psychotic NY kids, and a dirty prank. Yup, that's about it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006
Brain Map reviews
Short story about me and those neurologist folk. Fun stuff.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/8/2006
Cute Kids With Cute Songs reviews
One of them poem-story things. You just watch, you'll love me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006
Today I Learned That I Never Learn reviews
RR&I'll return the favor...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/3/2006
Insert Clever Title Here reviews
Hello, my name's LOVEWHORE. I like to make new friends.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/25/2006
Once Upon A reviews
Interpret as you like.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006
Depressed or Genius, She Thinks Not reviews
My life gets weirder and weirder by the second.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006
Malaria Hysteria reviews
People are dying all the time because people are stubborn. Stupid polititians.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/4/2006
Rock N' Roll Kid reviews
Raise your hand if this poem's about you!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/4/2006
The Sortof Adventures of Him and Her reviews
FIN Just a romance, simply a romance. Don't be intimidated by the chapters, they're super short. R and R & I'll return the favor!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,277 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Complete
Pray To Satan reviews
I can't explain...REALLY long story...RR me, I RR you!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/10/2005
She Says I'm Being Vague, I Say I'm Being Bitter reviews
Doesn't really need a summary. I'm procrastinating english homework and here's the result. fp.com messed up the spacing. RR&I'll return the favor!
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/9/2005
Contentedly Stupid reviews
Well, title basically says it all. I'm in a much better mood today.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/20/2005
dry reviews
i feel icky today.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2005
Marble Tears reviews
"I’ll forever try to convince myself I hate you, but I know that it’ll tear me apart, and I’ll only have left the promise to myself that it’s not love."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/24/2005
Unfound reviews
Shows a bit of my darker side...RR&I'll return the favor!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2005
The Glorious Death and Joyous Rebirth reviews
Not 1 of my favorites but RR & I'll return the favor! I'd also like to know what style is preferred b/w the poems I post (or if all my poems suck, in general)
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/1/2005