Bill M
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Joined 01-04-05, id: 452764
Author has written 9 stories for Humor, Action, Humor, and Love.

Please review my work. Just so you know most of my work is in humor. It's supposed to make you laugh. So don't take anything I say in my poems seriously. unless it's a serious poem such as break up.

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Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream reviews
Doesn't the title say it all?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Valentines poem reviews
I just met a cute girl a couple days ago and wrote this for her for V-day this morning
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006
Crushing on a Lesbian reviews
Ever had a crush on someone you knew it was impossible to get with? That's what this is about. It's all to be taken lightly though
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2005
Break up reviews
A poem about the confusion of a break up
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/7/2005
Ode to the cock blocker reviews
Just read it!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2005
I wish I was a superhero reviews
A humorous poem about every man's wish to be someone more exciting.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005
Johnny Ria Got Gonorrhea reviews
Johnny Ria learms the birds and the bees the hard way
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2005
The Red and Black War reviews
A war has broken out between the Red army and the Black army. Who will win?
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/24/2005
The Female Dwellings reviews
A young man's first time in a girls bedroom.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2005