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Joined 01-08-05, id: 453643, Profile Updated: 07-18-10
Author has written 3 stories for Romance.

age: 20

Dr. Seuss explains why computers crash: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is Interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless and your systems gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on the mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, till your icons in the windows are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet the suckers gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, And the macrocode instructions cause unnecessary risk, Then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom -by anonymous

Notice: War Zone has been abandoned and will never be resurrected. I am keeping it up out of pure sentimentality.

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Sabotage by Mardy Bum reviews
They were untouchable. The seven deadly sins of her school had destroyed her brother. Now, she was out to destroy them. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,683 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Teenage Rebellion For The Socially Impaired by K.B. Hanna reviews
Adelaide Walker wasn't prepared for life. Growing up wasn't part of the plan. Learning to accept a father that walked out on her when she was seven, even harder. And socialising with two university boys shouldn't have been part of the mix. So what now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,377 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Of Money and Mouths by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
Abide With Me by Myrika reviews
Sheltered by her family's wealth, Mia McKinley was happy. But when she discovers her grandmother might still be alive, her cocooned life is shattered. Now, with the help of two boys, she must find out what she really wants. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,838 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 11/2/2004
Reason and Romance by Myrika reviews
Adrian Blake is tired of looking for that perfect romance, but when she meets Alex Montgomery, she forgets all reason. And yet she can't forget he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 4338 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
Danny by Mystified reviews
REMOVED-- She's a teenager who's been raised by three criminals since infancy, with the toughened attitude to match. He's the guy she knows she never wanted. Still, it may have worked... had her three roomies not wanted him dead.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 12/30/2002
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6862 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Beautiful by Endless Dark reviews
I could fall in love with him. And that's something that I never thought would happen.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
engaging jennifer by expendableyouth reviews
some girls just have it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2005
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
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Flirtation of Sorts reviews
He hated the way she popped her bubblegum, but he still couldn't stay away. A story of when opposites attract.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010
War Zone reviews
Alexis had one rule when it came to dating: he had to be smart. Aiden fit the bill, but just wasn’t picking up on her signals. So she pretended to date the idiotic and histrionic Val in an effort to make Aiden jealous. But Val had other plans… CHAP 3 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
The Other Woman reviews
Everyone always talks about the sluts, and the homewreckers. This is a series of short stories, each showing a night in the shoes of the "Other Woman"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005