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Joined 01-10-05, id: 453882, Profile Updated: 01-19-11
Author has written 5 stories for Life, and Love.

I'm kind of a flake when it comes to finishing stories, but I try.

I write the way I talk.

I like wearing socks with sandals.

Since I can't eat wheat anymore, I have dreams about eating pizza.

Both my first and middle name start with the letter V.

NOTE: Life: One Giant Mess is not on hold, but I'll be posting chapters much slower now that I'm back at school. And now I'm supposed to be doing, you know, school work and stuff.

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Universal Choking Sign by Our Heartfelt Lies reviews
It was just that... Dorian Birch! He had a way of making me feel a little crazy. Like I had to take action somehow. Run away or pinch him or, well, flash him apparently. Sing in his band even if it was the last thing I ever thought I'd want to do. He was bound to be the death of me, one way or another.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,865 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/25/2010
Without Light by Crystalynn reviews
He thought she was a pet. She thought he was a pushover. Needless to say, they were both horribly wrong, and maybe that'd be okay... if he didn't have fangs. Tags: love sexy dragons romance magic funny war teen angst oh and wolves.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 135,423 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 6/30/2010
Merboy by Live and learn reviews
Hey Kerrie?" he inquired curiously,"What's this thing between my legs .God. Somehow I just knew getting a Merboy back to the water was going to be exhausting. UNDER REVISION.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,514 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Morrissey Made Me Love Him by throwingstars reviews
He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,294 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,919 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Switch by Just Emily reviews
Andy loves dancing and she loves just being one of the guys. That doesn't mean she wants to be "one of the guys" in some pop boy band. *ON HOLD BUT WILL BE CONTINUED*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,688 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Nacho by jinx89 reviews
He lifted his hand, my bra dangling off of his index finger.OPEN ME...one word on each cup. His smirk grew as he said, “I don’t mind obeying orders.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,421 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Satanic Reindeer by Pinkamoo reviews
Gazing over at Ely, I look at his creation; he’s drawing a realistic, younger version of Mrs Clause that’s kind of reminiscent of Heidi Montag. I look down at my chest, frowning. “Don’t worry, yours are shapely,” Mat whispers in my ear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
Valentine Wars by firefly114 reviews
SKoW prompt winner! Abbey Walsh: absolutely, positively hates Valentine's Day. Noah Petersen: stuck delivering singing valentines. Olivia Lee: just trying to have a little fun. These three friends are in for quite a ride.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
Snippets by squiggle-line reviews
He's a self-proclaimed videogame freak. She thinks the library is her second home. Together, they're going to take over the world...er...right after he figures out what she did with his box of cereal...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,424 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 8/9/2005
Nervous, Yet? by Neon Scribe reviews
Even from where I sat, I could see the excitement radiating off of those around us. It wasn’t everyday one had to play ‘Nervous, yet?’ with their best friend. //One-Shot//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,158 - Reviews: 4792 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Love Letter by Nghi reviews
Dear Tom Jones, I like you lots. I mean alot. No, wait, it's a lots... I think.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
First Ten Times by Dan Breaddy reviews
It had to be after the fifth time I realized I was in love with you.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2005
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Things Left Unsaid reviews
Those moments when two people can't quite muster up the courage to voice their feelings for one another.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Grief
A short poem about grieving over a family member's death.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
This My Lame Attempt at a Love Poem reviews
Title is selfexplanatory. This is dedicated to all the cynics out there, like me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
History reviews
Today I am ugly. Tomorrow I will be beautiful. Yesterday I was green. But next week I might be scarlet.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/18/2007
I Don't Believe reviews
I know what I don't believe in... do you?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete