FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

There is a disturbance in the mind, occurring at the precise moment one's thoughts spark against those of another.

I don't expect many of you to like this, but I'll post it anyway. If you laugh, it's okay, it might be that kind of poem, even I'm not sure.

Hello. My name is Rosie. I'm a boring, dead inside emotional wreck, living in a boring village filled with lunatics. The only colourful things in my life are the boy I don't know and the soundtrack I stole. Life is good. Complete! - REMOVED

Rather concise, part humorous, part serious poem.

I'm sure every commander has his problems with being a leader, but what happens when they're given soldiers with the IQ of a waffling iron?

Another poem from my heart about the man I am in love with, me being sick of the constant flow of words, but loving every minute of it.

A short poem about what a lot of my generation has turned towards. R&R

Note: I wrote this 3 years ago. It's a decent enough short story I think. My writing style used to be so sloppy though.

Ski is strange. He doesn't sleep for weeks, he talks to inanimate objects, and he attempts to strangle people over coffee. Not to mention the voices he hears in his head... What's a guy to do?

A collection of six words long stories.

Perfect for reciting at the local cafe, repelling anyone who would dare to have a crush on you, and handing in to English teachers when you accidentally shatter the floppy disk that contains your entire twenty two page research paper.

A man who likes old fashioned horror movies until he wanders into the "House of 1,000 Zombies"

David never wanted to join the army. Then his regiment gets blown up, over half of his comrades have secret identities, the enemy keeps trying to disembowel him, and he's getting sick of all the plot twists. A tale of war, love, war, betrayal, and war.

Basically the life of a Munak after she's captured in Ragnarok. It's only half fan fiction, but a lot of it will be made up.

How far is a love willing to wait..

He made her ache.

A short one shot about the creation of gremlins

Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!

[COMPLETE] Quinn Loren's family consists of six crazy siblings, two stupid parents, and way too many random pets. It's hardly surprising that chaos erupts when her parents adopt a snobby elfish prince...

Here are a couple of little interviews that I put together.