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Hiring a Hooligan
by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
by Mellow Fruitfulness
There is a disturbance in the mind, occurring at the precise moment one's thoughts spark against those of another.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Water is Rising
by Lady Glass reviews
I don't expect many of you to like this, but I'll post it anyway. If you laugh, it's okay, it might be that kind of poem, even I'm not sure.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
The Obsession with Jack
by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Hello. My name is Rosie. I'm a boring, dead inside emotional wreck, living in a boring village filled with lunatics. The only colourful things in my life are the boy I don't know and the soundtrack I stole. Life is good. Complete! - REMOVED
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
by Louis Denair reviews
Rather concise, part humorous, part serious poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
The Artz of War
by Dead Decoy reviews
I'm sure every commander has his problems with being a leader, but what happens when they're given soldiers with the IQ of a waffling iron?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 67 - Words: 36,172 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006
by Nubtrof reviews
Another poem from my heart about the man I am in love with, me being sick of the constant flow of words, but loving every minute of it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Not for Me
by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,158 - Reviews: 4791 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Hell is Another Name for New York
by R. Douglas reviews
A short poem about what a lot of my generation has turned towards. R&R
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
by VenusianFlow reviews
Note: I wrote this 3 years ago. It's a decent enough short story I think. My writing style used to be so sloppy though.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
The Morbidity of Insanity
by land yacht reviews
Ski is strange. He doesn't sleep for weeks, he talks to inanimate objects, and he attempts to strangle people over coffee. Not to mention the voices he hears in his head... What's a guy to do?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007
Watch Them Flicker
by Will Sachiksy reviews
A collection of six words long stories.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007
by E Board reviews
An essay about why a girl's sexual promiscuity is not something to judge her on. Please read and review. I received an A on this in my AP Language and Composition class. A hearty 'thank you' to all the people who gave great critic and criticism.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Doggerel: A Nauseatingly Plain Poem
by Mr.Satire reviews
Perfect for reciting at the local cafe, repelling anyone who would dare to have a crush on you, and handing in to English teachers when you accidentally shatter the floppy disk that contains your entire twenty two page research paper.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
House of 1,000 Zombies
by S. Perry reviews
A man who likes old fashioned horror movies until he wanders into the "House of 1,000 Zombies"
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006
by Laiqualaurelote reviews
David never wanted to join the army. Then his regiment gets blown up, over half of his comrades have secret identities, the enemy keeps trying to disembowel him, and he's getting sick of all the plot twists. A tale of war, love, war, betrayal, and war.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,902 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 9/1/2005
Our Final Prayer for Dust
by Quaviver reviews
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,043 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006
The AutoBiography of the Chinese Zombie
by Chazzie reviews
Basically the life of a Munak after she's captured in Ragnarok. It's only half fan fiction, but a lot of it will be made up.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2005
by lyricalprose reviews
How far is a love willing to wait..
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2005
by taciturn reviews
He made her ache.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2005
The Gremlin Myth
by Kendra Wolf reviews
A short one shot about the creation of gremlins
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2005
How to Write a Fantasy Cliche
by RoseMcCann reviews
Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Eagles May Soar
by Thea Lowe reviews
[COMPLETE] Quinn Loren's family consists of six crazy siblings, two stupid parents, and way too many random pets. It's hardly surprising that chaos erupts when her parents adopt a snobby elfish prince...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,911 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005
by Alfsigesey reviews
Don't you hate it when guys only act like they are interested in you so that they can take over your kingdom? I do.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004
by truebruenette reviews
Here are a couple of little interviews that I put together.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 10/9/2003